Programmer for hire - Languages include Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer
 

Hello and welcome

I have experience with languages Mirosoft word, Mirosoft excel and OpenOffice writer.

Programming experience for applications like letter, birthday invitation, spreadsheet, noticeboard leaflet, shopping list and similar with clipart included.

Thank you and have a good business:thumbsup

Willing to relocate to small farm town 60 miles outside of Amsterdam? Our multinational keiretsu is hiring. Do you know how to upload videos to tube sites?

I can vouch for B Barnato with regards his programming skills. I needed a template done for MICROSOFT WORD 98 to promote a lawn care service locally. He set up the template and did me a really neat MAIL MERGE feature. The work was delivered on time and he even sent me an MICROSOFT OUTLOOK EMAIL confirming this.

Top notch.

I believe I am able but maybe this work is below my skill set.

My good friend Ranjid Indianfella might be already in your employ?

My silly sense of humour really laughed at this. :)

Thank you for your kind words Damian, it is always a pleasure to work for you.

Thank you also for reminding me of the further programming language Microsoft Outlook that I have in my experience.

I like you.:)

Does your skillset cross into Works as well, or Office only?

I have a friend, Ahmet who is big in Works, he makes good use of templates.

B.Barnato Thank you for this thread. Will throw it back at you when you flame me. :thumbsup

I'm available as well. for gigs that involve, dog walking, jigsaw making, watching TV, cooking and sleeping on the sofa. I'm very busy but can squeeze you in for the right money and only if I can work from home. :1orglaugh

Well then you might enjoy these threads too:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1052007

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1050034

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1051165

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I don't remember flaming you, I might get agitated by some of your posts as I am sure you can imagine and leave a remark accordingly.

Other than that I am actually rather impressed by your internet/computer literacy.

Dear, can I have a review copy of the shopping list?

Sure, added you on icq.

Please leave an honest review in this thread and also in my corresponding thread on WF if you can.:thumbsup

funny :)

I was the lucky one to get the first review copy of a shopping list thanks to B.Barnato
There were total of 8 items on the list, honestly speaking all useful, and in the correct order for navigating around the shop to pick them up whilst avoiding the fish counter. Plus there were also 6 methods by which every noob can make a lot of money. B.Barnato has clearly mentioned all the steps to make your way to $1/day:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup it is totally a spoonfeed. one of the best WSO products I have came across. RECOMMENDED to all.!!

my rating 10/10 for all.

Thank you:thumbsup

Glad you valued the review copy. Your mention of the fish counter avoidance pleases me as I took special care on this part. It is a common pitfall for newbies and can be avoided.

For anyone interested in a review copy of birthday invitation and village noticeboard flyer see my icq in sig.

I realize this might be a stretch for you but I need someone to set up a personal website for my cat in Frontpage. Think you can handle it?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I spit out my coffee.

I'm not familiar with Mirosoft...

No you insulted me, so I put you on ignore. No not going to go find it.

Frontpage is a little complex however I have set up angelfire sites before.

This is an example of my work: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/realvampireking/

My c on the keyboard is broken, hence my offer of programming work.

I asked you why you hate yourself so much.

I made my very first web page on Angelfire...those were the days...Angelfire was so much better then Geocities or Homestead...I mean who the hell wants a subdomain with the word geocities in it when you can have something badass like ANGELFIRE!

Ranjid has been promoted to regional director and was transferred to our Istambul Turky office where he will oversee Turkish click-through department. However, we have full time opening for senior level cntl-c / cntl-v programmer as well risk management supervisor with proficiency in "submit" button procedures. We do offer full benefits and relocation packages.

Angelfire was and is still BOSS.

I must mull this over.

Does this include use of a company car?

If I get to pick I would like to choose a cute little Peugeot, in red if possible.

This thread is pure WIN :D

I need a query in Dataease please?

Yes you do. We like to keep low profile, so what appears to be a 95 Peugeot, is really 2013 ferrari enzo covered with handicap stickers and special dutch permits.
Give it a thought.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Is this an OpenOffice function?

Great I'll get in touch with one of your assistants once I have made my mind up.

Thanks for your valuable time!

You made my day.