The thing with Santa and some theories I have - GoFuckYourself.com

B.Barnato · 12-23-2011, 08:19 PM

Many people say they don't believe in Santa.

Although this is rather disrespectful they do have the right to do so.
I have always believed in Santa and continue to do so because no one has been able to prove otherwise.

In my family we never give presents to each other, presents only ever came from Santa since I was a child. Year for year up until this day every christmas day when I wake up there are presents for me outside my bedroom door.
I have asked my parents many times but they deny it and I believe them because they are honest people.

A few years back I put this to the test, I was due to spend christmas with my grandparents(I normally live at my parents). In my note to Santa I did not mention this and yet on Christmas day I still had presents waiting for me. Amazing, right?

There are many more things I experienced that make me certain that Santa exists. Like the things Jesus did that are amazing, I guess our mind can't grasp how Santa does his work.

Chosen · 12-23-2011, 08:58 PM

baddog · 12-23-2011, 09:01 PM

I find it odd that Santa and Satan both use the exact same letters in their names, both wear red and black and they are never seen at the same place at the same time.

A little too convenient.

B.Barnato · 12-23-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I find it odd that Santa and Satan both use the exact same letters in their names, both wear red and black and they are never seen at the same place at the same time.

A little too convenient.

Never thought of this. Maybe Satan makes up for his badness by giving gifts as Santa.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-23-2011, 09:43 PM

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baddog · 12-23-2011, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

Never thought of this. Maybe Satan makes up for his badness by giving gifts as Santa.

Never thought of that.

ADG, are you denying the existence of the man?

B.Barnato · 12-27-2011, 09:23 PM

Okay, I did not manage to catch Santa this year either.

Tried to stay awake but fell asleep.

The Heron · 12-27-2011, 09:37 PM

Santa also seems immune to fire and hot coals, or at least how else does he get down the chimney when I crank up the gas before bed?

garce · 12-28-2011, 08:09 AM

Does your Santa sign his gifts with my mom's handwriting too? Cool!

My mom is dead. Yet Santa still delivers gifts and signs the tags "From Santa". Santa's handwriting is the same as my late mother's handwriting, therefore my dead mother is Santa Clause.

Someone get James Wong to call Tim Allen. I see a radically different The Santa Clause IV in the near future...

CaptainHowdy · 12-28-2011, 08:11 AM

L-Pink · 12-28-2011, 08:15 AM

Well he won't be delivering gifts next year.

2ndxachrm · 12-28-2011, 08:25 AM

The one thing I have learned about Santa is that his gifts don't always come wrapped. This is what makes Christmas special over all other times of the year.

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B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	The thing with Santa and some theories I have Many people say they don't believe in Santa. Although this is rather disrespectful they do have the right to do so. I have always believed in Santa and continue to do so because no one has been able to prove otherwise. In my family we never give presents to each other, presents only ever came from Santa since I was a child. Year for year up until this day every christmas day when I wake up there are presents for me outside my bedroom door. I have asked my parents many times but they deny it and I believe them because they are honest people. A few years back I put this to the test, I was due to spend christmas with my grandparents(I normally live at my parents). In my note to Santa I did not mention this and yet on Christmas day I still had presents waiting for me. Amazing, right? There are many more things I experienced that make me certain that Santa exists. Like the things Jesus did that are amazing, I guess our mind can't grasp how Santa does his work.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I find it odd that Santa and Satan both use the exact same letters in their names, both wear red and black and they are never seen at the same place at the same time. A little too convenient.

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