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Grapesoda 11-12-2011 11:25 AM

holy crap... pls tell me this is photoshop
 
http://images.picturesdepot.com/phot...tiff-14907.jpg

AllAboutCams 11-12-2011 11:27 AM

100% legit

DamianJ 11-12-2011 11:31 AM

have you not seen www.dogsthesizeofhorses.com ?

Grapesoda 11-12-2011 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18555240)
have you not seen www.dogsthesizeofhorses.com ?

:1orglaugh

Spunky 11-12-2011 11:34 AM

Damn,if that is real that thing is a monster

marlboroack 11-12-2011 11:36 AM

Bull mastiff

candyflip 11-12-2011 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18555247)
Bull mastiff

Bullmastiffs don't get quite that large, so I'm going to go with Photoshopped Bullmastiff.

WarChild 11-12-2011 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18555247)
Bull mastiff

Mastiff of some sort, but not a Bully. They're smaller than Mastiffs.

http://images01.olx.ie/ui/8/95/84/12...1279287115.jpg

Grapesoda 11-12-2011 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18555251)
Bullmastiffs don't get quite that large, so I'm going to go with Photoshopped Bullmastiff.

I'll looking at some english mastiff pups tomorrow after work

Double trouble 11-12-2011 11:44 AM

Relax ..... that's photoshop

WarChild 11-12-2011 11:45 AM

Most probably it's an English Mastiff.

VladS 11-12-2011 11:45 AM

Neah, this is the real picture, heh. :1orglaugh

http://adultsitedevelopment.com/img.jpg

WarChild 11-12-2011 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18555251)
Bullmastiffs don't get quite that large, so I'm going to go with Photoshopped Bullmastiff.

My ex-girlfriend and still very good friend breeds and shows champion Bull Mastiffs. I've quite literally seen hundreds in person given the number of Bull Mastiff specialties I've had to sit through. I'm fairly certain that's not a Bull Mastiff at all. Probably an English.

Chosen 11-12-2011 11:49 AM

It's photoshop :pimp
Feel better now?

Pete Goodman 11-12-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gsx-R (Post 18555269)
Neah, this is the real picture, heh. :1orglaugh

http://adultsitedevelopment.com/img.jpg

:1orglaugh

candyflip 11-12-2011 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18555261)
I'll looking at some english mastiff pups tomorrow after work

Nice. We had a serious discussion about one today and are no officially looking for a breeder.

Leaning more towards a Bullmastiff at this point, but who knows where we will end up.

Grapesoda 11-12-2011 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18555292)
Nice. We had a serious discussion about one today and are no officially looking for a breeder.

Leaning more towards a Bullmastiff at this point, but who knows where we will end up.

I wanted an america mastiff... just very difficlut to get one... going with the english

ottopottomouse 11-12-2011 12:08 PM

2 small people and a midget horse.

cooldude7 11-12-2011 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18555310)
2 small people and a midget horse.

or photoshoped dog

mavruda 11-12-2011 12:24 PM

This is PhotoShop.

Grapesoda 11-12-2011 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18555310)
2 small people and a midget horse.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

grumpy 11-12-2011 04:13 PM

Mastino Napolitano.

http://communities.zeelandnet.nl/dat...&showpage=5002
They are big but not that big

Double trouble 11-12-2011 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18555310)
2 small people and a midget horse.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

WarChild 11-12-2011 04:40 PM

Holy shit I didn't know dogs could get this big.

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Zorba, an English Mastiff, went down in history as the heaviest and tallest dog ever in 1989 with a weight of 343lbs and measured over 8 feet from nose to tail...

http://www.worldslargestdog1.com/zorba.html
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the largest dog, presently Hercules, a 282-pound English Mastiff with a 38-inch neck...

http://www.worldslargestdog1.com/gui...gest_dogs.html

marcush 11-12-2011 06:23 PM

I want one :)

thickcash_amo 11-12-2011 08:48 PM

I couldnt imagine cleaning up after that dog

Vendzilla 11-12-2011 08:58 PM

Mom has a french Mastiff, Brother has a bull mastiff, cool dogs, shit a foot tall

Eric 11-13-2011 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18555261)
I'll looking at some english mastiff pups tomorrow after work

Seriously, we have a south African boerboel and a st Bernard both about 150. We rescued both from Gentle Giants in Norco. I highly recommend you think about an adoption they will allow you to come out and see as many dogs as you would like and have tons of mastiffs. You may think you are set on a certain breed, but spending a little time with each dog and being able to see their temperament is worth it.

So nice to know that you are rescuing a dog in need and also getting a dog that is already house trained and in many cases have much more training.

If nothing else i hope you think about it. Rescues are amazing!

Horny Joe 11-13-2011 04:21 AM

Real or not, imagine the mess when he takes a shit in the park.....

2intense 11-13-2011 04:45 AM

:party-smi

Grapesoda 11-13-2011 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 18556178)
Seriously, we have a south African boerboel and a st Bernard both about 150. We rescued both from Gentle Giants in Norco. I highly recommend you think about an adoption they will allow you to come out and see as many dogs as you would like and have tons of mastiffs. You may think you are set on a certain breed, but spending a little time with each dog and being able to see their temperament is worth it.

So nice to know that you are rescuing a dog in need and also getting a dog that is already house trained and in many cases have much more training.

If nothing else i hope you think about it. Rescues are amazing!

Eric I looked a few rescue dogs, didn't really have a breed in mind other than no shedding, good temperament and large and KILLER (I'll post pics) will fit the bill :)

I went with the puppy due to socialazion... with strangers (and I do mean strangers) coming in an out all day I felt the need to start fresh with a puppy. too much at stake with an animal that I don't know that well.

the guy living in the guest house here has a rescue dog, a yellow lab... and that guy loves the shit out of that dog, and swears it won't 'really' bit anyone... I just can't take that chance. and believe me I didn't really want to deal with the hassle of puppy either. just felt that it was the safe way to go with a business at stake

John-ACWM 11-13-2011 07:19 AM

I know the Mastiffs are big but sure this one is really big.

adultchatpay 11-13-2011 08:06 AM

I love to have that dog. Imagine going to a park with that beast, wow.

Eric 11-13-2011 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18556310)
Eric I looked a few rescue dogs, didn't really have a breed in mind other than no shedding, good temperament and large and KILLER (I'll post pics) will fit the bill :)

I went with the puppy due to socialazion... with strangers (and I do mean strangers) coming in an out all day I felt the need to start fresh with a puppy. too much at stake with an animal that I don't know that well.

the guy living in the guest house here has a rescue dog, a yellow lab... and that guy loves the shit out of that dog, and swears it won't 'really' bit anyone... I just can't take that chance. and believe me I didn't really want to deal with the hassle of puppy either. just felt that it was the safe way to go with a business at stake

Once again I will refer you to Gentle Giants. They keep 40 dogs at a time and these dogs see new people every single day, without incident. Both of our dogs see new people all the time and are loving and affectionate with strangers as soon as we say it is ok. Part of that was already trained into them, but the rest we took the time to train it into them as well.

A dog BITING someone is all about training, dogs do not resort to biting as a first, second, or even third response. Unless they are trained that way. None of the dogs you will see at Gentle Giants will be TRAINED in any way shape or form in that manner.

Good luck with the puppy if you finally choose to go that route, I highly suggest you crate train.

Eric 11-13-2011 10:26 AM

PS here is the Gentle Giants website. It is run by Burt Ward, yup Robin from the old Batman TV show, and his wife...

http://gentlegiantsrescue.com/

Grapesoda 11-13-2011 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 18556663)
PS here is the Gentle Giants website. It is run by Burt Ward, yup Robin from the old Batman TV show, and his wife...

http://gentlegiantsrescue.com/

Eric I wish had popped in a few days earlier... I just got a puppy last night

Grapesoda 11-13-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 18556663)
PS here is the Gentle Giants website. It is run by Burt Ward, yup Robin from the old Batman TV show, and his wife...

http://gentlegiantsrescue.com/

looks like he needs help in the webmaster area :( I'd be willing to drive up everyfew weeks and shoot some pics for him... right now it seems he only has few dogs from what I can see

martinsc 11-13-2011 12:09 PM

if it is on the interwebs - it is REAL!

Arton 11-13-2011 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18555230)

Nope its not real his head is to small :1orglaugh

WarChild 11-13-2011 01:33 PM

Umm there isn't any question, of course it's photoshopped.

scuba steve 11-13-2011 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18556814)
Eric I wish had popped in a few days earlier... I just got a puppy last night

post pics of the puppy!

Scott McD 11-13-2011 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gsx-R (Post 18555269)

Haha! :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 11-13-2011 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 18556997)
post pics of the puppy!

tomorrow evening, thread title will be killer in the house....

ArsewithClass 11-13-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18555230)

That dogs so cool! When the dogs hungry & starts bounding towards the owner, I suppose he chucks the cows leg at the dog or he runs the other way :thumbsup

facialfreak 11-14-2011 02:49 AM

I love BIG dogs .... and have been around them all my life.

The only thing that sucks about dogs THAT large is they usually have a life expectancy of 6-8 years only - they are much more prone to heart attacks, K9 Lupus (SLE), Arthritis, and various cancers.

Basically, for the same reason Andre the Giant did not live to be 70 ... the life expectancy of very large breed dogs is much shorter.

Camguy 11-14-2011 03:53 AM

Scariest dog I have ever seen was a cross English Matiff with a English pit bull terrier. Looked all pit but enormous size.

stephane76 11-14-2011 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18555230)

it's real, biggest dog in the world.

Quote:

The biggest Dog Ever According to Guiness World Records. Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and whas a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds. With ? paws the size of Softballs? (reports the boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed?s standard 200lb limit.
http://vikaswalls.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/2.jpg

AdultEUhost-Sebas 11-14-2011 09:39 AM

Don't like big dogs!!! What a monster!

Mike Honcho 11-14-2011 12:44 PM

http://www.scientificamerican.com/me...C8D5A33443.jpg

http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_im...muscle_dog.jpg

PR_Glen 11-14-2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

The biggest Dog Ever According to Guiness World Records. Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and whas a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds. With ” paws the size of Softballs” (reports the boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed’s standard 200lb limit.
ok this is bullshit... the breed standard for Mastiffs calls for it to be proportionate to the specific heights and lengths and that is absolutely impossible for it to be within breed standard at 200 lbs. IMPOSSIBLE. Males call for 160 and I think even that is a little high in order to clear a health clearance.

Bull Mastif's are comparable in size and aren't supposed to be much bigger than 130 tops...

no kennel club on the planet would ever accept standards like that, which means anyone breeding these oversized mammoths are hacks. Their life span is short enough as it is, what would you think would happen to your giant dog if it is bigger than the standard? Wouldn't live past 3 or 4 years old tops...


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