Make money in porn. An article for starting up affiliates.
 

Option 1:
Buy cheap domain.
Make tube.
Get lots of videos.
Promote dating and cams.

Option 2:
Move to russia.
Buy cheap russian hosting.
Buy cheap domain.
Slap on review site.
Ask sponsors for passwords for reviews.
After being bored jerking off give passwords to surfers.
Tell sponsors to pay for ads on shitty review site.
If they dont want to have shitty adspots put them on blacklist and complain about them.
Go on forums and spam your sitelink with shitty articles.

Option 3:
Buy paper porn mags from the 80s and 90s.
Find out theres something called the internets.
Complain about tubes and free porn.
See your money floating down the river.
Buy dog with better teeth then you.
Tell dog to drag you around on bike to impress.. Whoever.
Complain some more about tubes, while pretending to be rich.
Sit back in wheelchair waiting for nurse to wipe ass.
Wait even longer untill mags turn into magical joins.
Find out magic isnt working.

Option 4:
Gfy.

Hmmmm, option 2 sounded like most fun.

Option 4 is the easiest btw.

Option 5: place small tiny classified ads in newspapers across the nation.... Complain about tubes... Profit?

how about...
Option 6: just saying STFU to jack sparrow? Aka letting him know how pathetic and miserable his presence on this board really is
.

Option 7:
Make up fake nicks on the board and pretend they are your employees.
Post from time to time under those name and praise yourself for being so good.
Keep on talking about big people in this industry that you deal with, but don;t name their names
Bitch about content producers and traffic vendors and get banned
Cry to admins to get your nick back.
Get bitchslapped again for not learning your lesson the first time.
Come back whipping jizz of you face and behave nicely for 2 weeks.
repeat step 1 from the beginning

Ey mark remember me to email you about the campaign :)
Or this should be a note to self i guess lol :)

hahaha, so funny :P

How much money are you talking about?