Make money in porn. An article for starting up affiliates.

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  • Jack Sparrow
    Almost goners..
    • May 2008
    • 11420
    #1

    Make money in porn. An article for starting up affiliates.

    Option 1:
    Buy cheap domain.
    Make tube.
    Get lots of videos.
    Promote dating and cams.

    Option 2:
    Move to russia.
    Buy cheap russian hosting.
    Buy cheap domain.
    Slap on review site.
    Ask sponsors for passwords for reviews.
    After being bored jerking off give passwords to surfers.
    Tell sponsors to pay for ads on shitty review site.
    If they dont want to have shitty adspots put them on blacklist and complain about them.
    Go on forums and spam your sitelink with shitty articles.

    Option 3:
    Buy paper porn mags from the 80s and 90s.
    Find out theres something called the internets.
    Complain about tubes and free porn.
    See your money floating down the river.
    Buy dog with better teeth then you.
    Tell dog to drag you around on bike to impress.. Whoever.
    Complain some more about tubes, while pretending to be rich.
    Sit back in wheelchair waiting for nurse to wipe ass.
    Wait even longer untill mags turn into magical joins.
    Find out magic isnt working.

    Option 4:
    Gfy.
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    • Horny Joe
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 2661
      #2
      Hmmmm, option 2 sounded like most fun.
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        • Jack Sparrow
          Almost goners..
          • May 2008
          • 11420
          #3
          Option 4 is the easiest btw.

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            • GTS Mark
              Vrume Mark
              • Jan 2001
              • 20912
              #4
              Option 5: place small tiny classified ads in newspapers across the nation.... Complain about tubes... Profit?

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                • Stef.
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 995
                  #5
                  how about...
                  Option 6: just saying STFU to jack sparrow? Aka letting him know how pathetic and miserable his presence on this board really is
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                    • Just Alex
                      Liv Benson to You, Bitch
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 6060
                      #6
                      Option 7:
                      Make up fake nicks on the board and pretend they are your employees.
                      Post from time to time under those name and praise yourself for being so good.
                      Keep on talking about big people in this industry that you deal with, but don;t name their names
                      Bitch about content producers and traffic vendors and get banned
                      Cry to admins to get your nick back.
                      Get bitchslapped again for not learning your lesson the first time.
                      Come back whipping jizz of you face and behave nicely for 2 weeks.
                      repeat step 1 from the beginning

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                        • Jack Sparrow
                          Almost goners..
                          • May 2008
                          • 11420
                          #7
                          Originally posted by GTS Mark
                          Option 5: place small tiny classified ads in newspapers across the nation.... Complain about tubes... Profit?
                          Ey mark remember me to email you about the campaign
                          Or this should be a note to self i guess lol

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                            • yuu.design
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 25924
                              #8
                              hahaha, so funny :P
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                                • Dirty Dane
                                  Sick Fuck
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 9491
                                  #9
                                  How much money are you talking about?

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                                    • Oracle Porn
                                      Affiliate
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 24433
                                      #10
                                      http://www.NoMoneyInPorn.com


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