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garce 08-16-2011 04:52 PM

This Is Fucked Up - Sentenced To Death In Canada
 
I'm not commenting until I sober up, but my initial impression is that this is really fucking disturbing...

http://www.thelasthonestman.com/

There's a lot of words and no tits. If you can't read, don't waste your time.

marketsmart 08-16-2011 04:54 PM

i thought you just needed a gun to eat in canada?

dont they have a lot of wildlife to kill and eat?





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kane 08-16-2011 05:10 PM

I read it and it has no real usable info in it. It sounds like for some reason the Canadian shut down his business for some reason or another. He won't say what the business was or why it was shut down. It also sounds like for some reason or another he can't get another job.

Here is what I don't understand. In the US we have food stamps. If you have no income they will give you money to buy food. We also have food banks where families can go to get free food. It isn't great, but it can get you by. Do these things not exist in Canada?

Elli 08-16-2011 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18360047)
I read it and it has no real usable info in it. It sounds like for some reason the Canadian shut down his business for some reason or another. He won't say what the business was or why it was shut down. It also sounds like for some reason or another he can't get another job.

Here is what I don't understand. In the US we have food stamps. If you have no income they will give you money to buy food. We also have food banks where families can go to get free food. It isn't great, but it can get you by. Do these things not exist in Canada?

We do have food banks and such. No stamps that I know of, but there are avenues.

garce 08-16-2011 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18360014)
i thought you just needed a gun to eat in canada?

dont they have a lot of wildlife to kill and eat?


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Har har. Go back to the epilepsy inducing avatar, please. Actually, I can't believe you have the balls to have Christian Bale as your avatar. WTF? He flushed more talent down the toilet thirty years ago than you've ever had.

Maybe you are trying to make an ironic point that, well, may have been ironic a decade ago. Eleven years passed since your date of expiration - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/.

Personally, I always preferred The Machinist. That's when the man put real effort into a role.

Besides, we're not allowed to have guns in Canada. We're flag-burning athiest socialists, right? The only thing we have to kill in Toronto are Rabbits, Racoons, Skunks' and Fox.

Alas, for humans, its against the law to kill any of those animals.

JohnnyPearl 08-16-2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18360047)
Here is what I don't understand. In the US we have food stamps. If you have no income they will give you money to buy food. We also have food banks where families can go to get free food. It isn't great, but it can get you by. Do these things not exist in Canada?

Yes it does exist in Canada.

L-Pink 08-16-2011 05:23 PM

Fuck him. For all we know he was cooking meth, running numbers or selling stolen merchandise. If you want sympathy or voices for your cause give us something we can relate to.

"They have taken my sole means of employment away" Sorry Scooter you need to disclose more than that.


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scottybuzz 08-16-2011 05:24 PM

Well he can afford to register a domain, domain privacy and has a hosting account at phatservers. Sounds a lot like an adult webmaster to me....

http://whois.domaintools.com/thelasthonestman.com


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CyberHustler 08-16-2011 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18360074)
Well he can afford to register a domain, domain privacy and has a hosting account at phatservers. Sounds a lot like an adult webmaster to me....

http://whois.domaintools.com/thelasthonestman.com


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blackmonsters 08-16-2011 05:32 PM

Probably got his account shut down for spamming.

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Tempest 08-16-2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18360074)
Well he can afford to register a domain, domain privacy and has a hosting account at phatservers. Sounds a lot like an adult webmaster to me....

http://whois.domaintools.com/thelasthonestman.com


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Guess you didn't read the very first (well second after the "hello") line in his post.

directfiesta 08-16-2011 05:44 PM

Ship him out to Texas :2 cents:

TheSquealer 08-16-2011 05:46 PM

so he decides to write about dying because he has no food, rather than write a blog asking for food so he doesn't die?

Then he is calling his lack of food and eventual starvation a death sentence for a crime. However he fails to admit what crime he committed?

Further, he willing puts his family in jeopardy, rather than asking for help?

Since we all know Canada is perfect and given the totally irrational premise of the site itself, it is unlikely this is real.

TheSquealer 08-16-2011 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 18360111)
Ship him out to Texas :2 cents:

Why? your fellow citizen needs help. Be a man and help him. You care so much about injustice, inequality and poor people... i'm surprised you're not all over this opportunity to be charitable.

CDSmith 08-16-2011 05:52 PM

My impression: The guy is an attention whore with a bad case of self-proclaimed martyr syndrom. He sees himself as some sort of outrageous victim being crucified by the man when in fact he can simply apply for welfare.

Failing completely to even peripherally mention any details of what the nature of his business was is... fishy.

Final conclusion: The guy is an idiot.

Jman 08-16-2011 05:53 PM

There are still jobs for those who want to work :2 cents:

directfiesta 08-16-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18360120)
Why? your fellow citizen needs help. Be a man and help him. You care so much about injustice, inequality and poor people... i'm surprised you're not all over this opportunity to be charitable.

charitable is one thing ...

sucker is another...

May I mention " NoCarrier " ... ???

xNetworx 08-16-2011 05:55 PM

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marketsmart 08-16-2011 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18360063)
Har har. Go back to the epilepsy inducing avatar, please. Actually, I can't believe you have the balls to have Christian Bale as your avatar. WTF? He flushed more talent down the toilet thirty years ago than you've ever had.

Maybe you are trying to make an ironic point that, well, may have been ironic a decade ago. Eleven years passed since your date of expiration - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/.

Personally, I always preferred The Machinist. That's when the man put real effort into a role.

Besides, we're not allowed to have guns in Canada. We're flag-burning athiest socialists, right? The only thing we have to kill in Toronto are Rabbits, Racoons, Skunks' and Fox.

Alas, for humans, its against the law to kill any of those animals.


my role in the mechanic was very trying on me both physically and emotionally..

did you know that i took up smoking and only at a can of tuna and an apple a day to get ready for that role?

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.


I have become what I despise the most.. an incurable sociopath serial killer..

please do not judge me for you may become my next victim... :2 cents:







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scottybuzz 08-16-2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 18360100)
Guess you didn't read the very first (well second after the "hello") line in his post.

I really doubt very much this is real. :2 cents:
his friend just just so happens to be an adult webmaster (garce?)

TheSquealer 08-16-2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18360129)
My impression: The guy is an attention whore with a bad case of self-proclaimed martyr syndrom. He sees himself as some sort of outrageous victim being crucified by the man when in fact he can simply apply for welfare.

Failing completely to even peripherally mention any details of what the nature of his business was is... fishy.

Final conclusion: The guy is an idiot.

I was thinking about this in the last few minutes as his page was open in my browser.

There is an interesting point there to be made. I don't think that any homeless people on the street could generally be described as being highly intelligent and/or of sound mind. That person would be the exception anyway and not the rule. The vast majority often suffer from one or more mental illnesses, most common are conditions such as schizophrenia or other things like severe addictions. That said, it would be normal to be a little rambling and to not make much sense and to omit obviously important details. I would guess that either the guy is severely disturbed himself, or its not real at all. The more i'm thinking about it, what he wrote is fairly consistent with both scenarios.

beerptrol 08-16-2011 06:03 PM

Instead of posting why don't you put your money where your mouth is and help him! He sounds like he shares the same gene pool as that guy pro owes 2k to

Tempest 08-16-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18360142)
I really doubt very much this is real. :2 cents:

Guess we'll see if a paypal donate button goes up on the site.

iamtam 08-16-2011 08:38 PM

sounds like someone needs to bow down and get a job and mcdonalds or tim ehortons and accept their lot in life, instead of waiting for the government to send money.

LeRoy 08-16-2011 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18360073)
Fuck him. For all we know he was cooking meth, running numbers or selling stolen merchandise. If you want sympathy or voices for your cause give us something we can relate to.

"They have taken my sole means of employment away" Sorry Scooter you need to disclose more than that.


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Tough love :2 cents:

GatorB 08-16-2011 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18360074)
Well he can afford to register a domain, domain privacy and has a hosting account at phatservers. Sounds a lot like an adult webmaster to me....

http://whois.domaintools.com/thelasthonestman.com


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ditrectnic domains are $15 a year and $5 a year for the privacy. It's not hard to come up with $20.

V_RocKs 08-17-2011 01:19 AM

way too many words...

MrBottomTooth 08-17-2011 02:58 AM

hasn't the guy heard of welfare? Hell, in most cases I think they even pay your moving expenses to get you in a new apartment that you can afford.

BlackCrayon 08-17-2011 03:33 AM

he has an internet connection but no food. damn priorities.

BIGTYMER 08-17-2011 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StripperCash (Post 18360137)

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Zoxxa 08-17-2011 03:45 AM

"Oh my. Its only been a few hours and I already have an unreadable amount of email in my inbox.

Maybe this was a bad idea. I’m think that maybe I should just have just killed myself instead of trying to speak out against faceless and spineless “Civil Servants” employed by the Government of Canada.

If I didn’t have kids I would have done it already. If I can get my son out of here, I might still do it. Maybe I’ll be back after the weekend.

Maybe not. I don’t care. Its hopeless.

This may seem funny, but the situation I’m in reminds me of the RockStar game “Red Dead Redemption”. There’s a point in the multiplayer campaign where the voice-over says, “Its you… Against the Mexican Army…”

I feel that way now. Alone, stranded, and hopeless. Left for dead. Thank GOD I live in a free country!"


This guy needs to have his kid taken away before he takes himself and everyone around him out. Sounds like a murder-suicide is brewing.

Frosty 08-17-2011 03:51 AM

http://i.imgur.com/DaHru.png

:rofl:

x-rate 08-17-2011 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StripperCash (Post 18360137)

We like to be on top of things :) Btw how much is your debt now?

PR_Glen 08-17-2011 06:59 AM

There is no such thing as hunger in canada...

Not only do we have huge amounts of welfare available for all, even people who are new to the country. We have EXTREMELY loose disability programs that pay people VERY well for things such as... someone who has taken too many drugs or have drank too much and cannot work a job, extreme lethargy, minor psychological problems such as social anxiety will get you out of work. Lower back pain, shoulder pain, knee pain, these kinds of injuries pay off extremely well in this country. Also if you are a woman and decide to get pregnant 5 or 6 times the government will pay you more for each one, you get a triple score bump to your 'salary' if you have a child with some form of disability as well! If you have managed to eat too much of this free food and find your self at about 250 lbs or more all you would need is a doctors note (doctors give these out easily here) and you will never have to work again because this counts as a disability too! Not only can you claim being too fat to work, you can also get a free scooter bike so you can block local traffic on the roads riding 5 km's an hour on your way to burger king for whopper wednesdays...

We have food banks, but honestly, the only people using them are the parents who are spending their money on things like gambling, drugs or big screen tv's because the freebies that you get around here makes hunger an impossibility. Even the street people around here eat fine.

I am fully aware that anyone can get in a pinch, even the most honest of us over the course of their lives, and that these programs can be helpful if that ever does happen, but people treat these programs as careers.. and that is fucking horrible.

L-Pink 08-17-2011 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 18360900)

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BlackCrayon 08-17-2011 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18361185)
There is no such thing as hunger in canada...

Not only do we have huge amounts of welfare available for all, even people who are new to the country. We have EXTREMELY loose disability programs that pay people VERY well for things such as... someone who has taken too many drugs or have drank too much and cannot work a job, extreme lethargy, minor psychological problems such as social anxiety will get you out of work. Lower back pain, shoulder pain, knee pain, these kinds of injuries pay off extremely well in this country. Also if you are a woman and decide to get pregnant 5 or 6 times the government will pay you more for each one, you get a triple score bump to your 'salary' if you have a child with some form of disability as well! If you have managed to eat too much of this free food and find your self at about 250 lbs or more all you would need is a doctors note (doctors give these out easily here) and you will never have to work again because this counts as a disability too! Not only can you claim being too fat to work, you can also get a free scooter bike so you can block local traffic on the roads riding 5 km's an hour on your way to burger king for whopper wednesdays...

We have food banks, but honestly, the only people using them are the parents who are spending their money on things like gambling, drugs or big screen tv's because the freebies that you get around here makes hunger an impossibility. Even the street people around here eat fine.

I am fully aware that anyone can get in a pinch, even the most honest of us over the course of their lives, and that these programs can be helpful if that ever does happen, but people treat these programs as careers.. and that is fucking horrible.

good post. i will say in cases where people live in the far, far north things can be pretty bad, no running water, etc but in any urbanized area, people have no real excuse.

Tempest 08-17-2011 12:40 PM

The blog is gone... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 08-17-2011 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tempest (Post 18362213)
The blog is gone... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I guess someone realized that threatening suicide isn't funny.

Goldmaniacs 08-17-2011 09:39 PM

his account was apparently hacked

porno jew 08-17-2011 09:40 PM

who laughing now?

blackmonsters 08-17-2011 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 18360900)

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porno jew 01-11-2012 09:39 PM

i guess that was really garce's blog. weird.

mattz 01-11-2012 10:30 PM

I'm apparently looking for something that isn't there


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