The World is supposed to end May 21st??
 

Oh, great. Are you ready for "Judgement Day?"

Are you getting in those last minute good deeds, just in case?

I'm going to bathe in holy water all week, just in case. :1orglaugh :Oh crap

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

Yawnnnnn............

No more debts ...

its ok im flying out the day before

Let's see what everyone that believes it has to say on May 22nd.

Good idea. LOL

I sure hope they're wrong! It's my daughter's 21st birthday on May 28th! :helpme

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh lol

yep, the world is ending next weekend. trudeau park is having a 'family friendly' event for may24 weekend instead of the chaotic debauchery they've had for the past 38 years.

what those groups always say when they are wrong.... 'we were spared and given one more chance in the dying hour'...

sad huh?

My favourite types of religious folk are the ones that do positive community things like park clean ups, food drives, REAL charity events. In my opinion, if there is someone keeping track, they are ahead of anyone else ;)

says in the bible, only god knows when , so this is complete bull shit

there is no god.

They must have taken down porn.xxx to prepare for this! It all makes sense now.

not this shit again, they will claim end of world nwo every day

People love drama. They'll buy into anything. I'll sell them bibles if it helps. lol

wait, i m still not making enough money, i need more time.,

School is out, so yeah...
(people with kids will understand)

That's good news, I have a dentist's appointment on the 22nd....with a little luck I won't have to make it there.

Interesting take a look at this recently

New York Man Spends Life Savings Ahead of May 21 Doomsday

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14...d-21-doomsday/

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it's on a weekend? nooooo

No...I made the mistake of asking a guy handing out flyers what happens on May 22. He actually had an answer for me. He said that this is only the *first* day of judgement. There will be another one in 100 and some days, apparently.

i hope hell has some hot beer. :)

As a Christian you're either ready for it or you aren't. Some of these people baffle me how they get themselves all preoccupied with when the end is coming. If you believe then it really shouldn't matter. After all, don't you (the Christians) believe and TRUST in God? If so then wouldn't it behoove you to just shut the hell up and live your life, and trust that the higher power knows what he's doing?

I remember back in the 70's a ton of Christians were certain that it (the start of the 7 year tribulation) was going to start in 1981 (one generation after Israel became a nation, which according to scripture is 40 years. Israel became a nation in 1948, so + 40 years = 1988, minus the 7 year tribulation = 1981)

That date of course came and went with nary a heavenly fart.

Then there was the nostradamus crowd who had the end pegged at 1996 or therabouts.

Then the Y2K farce of 2000.

Now this upcoming May 2011 date, which will of course be followed by the notorious 2012 world shaker.

After that, not sure but you can bet there'll be something predicted. After all, Hollywood is running out of movie ideas.



No, sorry, if it's all the same I think I'll just go along happily living life. I made peace with the possible eventuality of this a long time ago. Of course if you head over to some of the Christian boards I'm sure they're arguing and fretting about it hot and heavy.

What a complete god damn fucking moron

My thoughts exactly.

Can anyone lend me $100 000? I'll pay you back n the 22nd. haha

then i guess its safe to go gamble all my money away right? woohoo! party TIME :thumbsup

In San Francisco, there are dueling billboards on either side of the freeway -- it seems that the group that believes the end is in 2012 is saying that the people that believe the end is this week are wrong.
Then there is another billboard in Berkeley that is counting down the days -- changing the number on the billboard every day (not an electronic one either) --

I guess that these groups don't think they're wasting their money since they won't need it next week anyway.

Time to go grab some whores...

They are a bunch of looney toons lol

That is awesome. I will have to find a pic!! :1orglaugh

lol I still have a few days do drink a couple more beers!

Sad
http://frstephensmuts.wordpress.com/...dgment-dayads/

Someones gonna be sleeping on the sofa in a few days

ill be checking back on this thread on the 22nd to see if anyone is still alive :)

At least we'll have a head start on preparing for 2012, LOL.

If they keep predicting the end of the world every few years eventually one group is going to get it right.

Then all the billboard money will have been worth it. :thumbsup

are you serious?
 

LOL. this is coming from the christians that believe heaven is a fucking jeweled box... read revelations 21.

The angel who talked to me held in his hand a gold measuring stick to measure the city, its gates, and its wall. 16When he measured it, he found it was a square, as wide as it was long. In fact, its length and width and height were each 1,400 miles.c 17Then he measured the walls and found them to be 216 feet thickd (according to the human standard used by the angel).

18The wall was made of jasper, and the city was pure gold, as clear as glass. 19The wall of the city was built on foundation stones inlaid with twelve precious stones:e the first was jasper, the second sapphire, the third agate, the fourth emerald, 20the fifth onyx, the sixth carnelian, the seventh chrysolite, the eighth beryl, the ninth topaz, the tenth chrysoprase, the eleventh jacinth, the twelfth amethyst.

21The twelve gates were made of pearls—each gate from a single pearl! And the main street was pure gold, as clear as glass.

22I saw no temple in the city, for the Lord God Almighty and the Lamb are its temple. 23And the city has no need of sun or moon, for the glory of God illuminates the city, and the Lamb is its light. 24The nations will walk in its light, and the kings of the world will enter the city in all their glory. 25Its gates will never be closed at the end of day because there is no night there. 26And all the nations will bring their glory and honor into the city. 27Nothing evilf will be allowed to enter, nor anyone who practices shameful idolatry and dishonesty—but only those whose names are written in the Lamb’s Book of Life.



are you fucking kidding me? all that prime ass star-studded real estate in space and god shacks up in a fucking jewelry box for the main event of "planetary destruction" on may 21st? a SQUARE jewelry box where no evil do'ers can come in and little homo angels run around with golden yard sticks to show us humans the vastness of heaven... Yo god, let me introduce you to my little friend google earth... now what? And hey, wouldnt the guy destroying the earth BE the evil do'er...?

I say bring it may 21st. Suck Out of My Ass may 21st. May 21st, you're just a punk ass bitch. Ill take your lunch money and your sister may 22nd all the way to the bank cuzz you aint gonna do shit... mark my words Ill still be chillin, the trolls will still be trollin, the hoe's will still be hoe'n and the dudes 'll still be spankin.

may 21st Chile won the war against Peru at the pacific Ocean, R.I.P. our brave soldiers

Finally, a solution to the tubes.

Here's a billboard for may 22th
http://i.imgur.com/FLqmu.jpg

a Christian broadcasting network based in Oakland, California, will mark the Day of Rapture and the start of Judgment Day (which, they say, will last five months). Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who aren’t will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, they’ll tell you, the entire world will be kaput.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/0...-clock/?hpt=C1

May 21, 2011 is the Rapture, so we have until October 21, 2011 which is the end of the world... Jesus said so! :pimp

It's gonna end sooner or later.

mathmatics would say not likely to happen in any of our lifetimes... so why even ponder it?

Cool! Me too!

Damm the world ends every year

Look on the bright side. The dumb fucks who believe in these ridiculous claims are the same suckers who buy into the penis pill hype.

Shit..... the 21st really does not work for me...... this is going to be massively inconvenient.

I AM GOD! I will not end the world until I have had enough pussy