Shocking news, Eva has left me.
 

It was on the cards really. She wasn't happy and only stayed because I was so weak and unable to look after myself.

Now I'm a lot better the time has come for her to leave me.

Neither of us were happy with the arrangement and now we're both well it was the right time.

Life goes on and we're both a lot happier.

All that matters is that you're both happier.

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sorry to hear that, if your feeling bad about that

or, great, if your feeling good about it

id prefer #2, but dont know your sitution...but yea, girls suck sometimes, keep your head high, another should be along soon ;)

I was sort of expecting to read, she left me to go shopping, or some such thing. Sorry to hear that Paul, all the best to both of you:2 cents:

Not good, strength to you both

I dont think its shocking.

Yes Eva left before I woke up this morning. Took our daughter to school and then she was off.

She'll be back around 4-5 this afternoon and full of stories about what she did at work today. :1orglaugh

Eva's only 34 and a real live wire. Being a housewife just wasn't for her. She was bored, felt unchallenged and needed something to do.

Eva was for ever under my feet when I was trying to cook, vacuuming when I was trying to read or just filling her day with tasks that weren't very interesting. During the winter it got even worse as she couldn't mow the lawn every other day or replant the garden every day. Had some great Apples last year. :thumbsup

So she decided she would get a job. She's the PA to a MD of a big company here in Brno. Her English and the fact that she ran the admin side of out corporation swung it in her favor.

No worries about Eva and I. We are still very much in love, in fact the last 2.5 years has probably done more for our love than anything. Just being together 24/7 for 2 years was a bit of a strain.

Sorry for fooling you. Just my wicked sense of humor, was going to do it April 1st. So this is my April 7th joke. :thumbsup

april fools

who cares.

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You are so painfully obvious Paulie!

Still, always brilliantly funny to pretend you are in some kind of pain, or trouble in order to get attention from people you don't know, like or respect!

LOL!!!111:helpme:error:321GFY

optimist
 

Man you are optimist and that is great thing...Peace

i feel tricked!


but glad things turned around ;)

You're a dick.

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sorry but this is really lame :2 cents:

Kinda lame don't ya think?

haha well played Mr. Markham. I felt bad when I read it, glad it wasn't true.

Too fucking obvious.

thats so witty

well I sort of called it :winkwink:

After I called it.

;)

I'm slightly surprised, after his track record, that anyone believed it tbh.

You do realize that she was with you only for the money, not because you're an alpha male playa.

Another attention whore 'look at me' thread, just like I figured.

Are you dating a 34 years old woman? Arent you a bit old for her?

damn you must be bored...

deep down its probably actually something you worry about.

You trying to turn yourself in to Lightspeed part 2?

attention giggolo :)

Admitting it was a joke only 31 minutes later? Hmmm... needs more troll. Just don't overdo it, like Steve Lightspeed did.

you know she got a job to give her cover to meet and fuck other guys, right?

You try to trick us

she'll be out fucking some other dudes

Here he goes again. . .

beat me to it. Lolz

Question - is it legal? Yes

If so then it's your own personal opinion - nothing wrong with an age difference and many celebs have the same relationship. If they are happy - that's all anyone can hope for

True dat.

It was less fun then full Japan evacuation joke.

Its harder to leave people these days.

cry me a river! get the yak out and put on the jodeci :1orglaugh hairy palms dude :1orglaugh oh man.

Your girlfriend speaks English but you leave in Czech, how is your Czech?

He only knows this:

halo!nazdar! JÁ am do churavost ohledně čeho nepřiměřený pohlavní návaznost s nedospělý děvče. Činit tebe vŘdŘt jeden blaho advokát?

Just for that... I hope she really does leave you. bla

at his age she may as well hang on for the insuranse.

If he lasts out till the end of this year I will be amazed.

:2 cents: you don't fuck with grandpa time for that long, only to back out when you're that close to the finish line.

On seeing thread title I was filled with utter disbelief. Nice to see my instincts are still firing on all cylinders.

But on clicking into and reading the first few posts I'll be honest, the first thing that crossed my mind was "I wonder if she'd be into emigrating to Canada" :D

Only for a moment, but it was a thought. Sorry Paul, but hey, if it ever does become your loss you havd to know it's going to be some other guy's gain, right? :pimp


Now you all know why I stay away from GFY and basically all the industry boards on Apr 1st every year.:helpme

Or April 7th in the case of the OP.

markham, GFY's answer to hugh hefner?

eerrr NO, pls check this very carefully :winkwink:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/newrep...y&p=18038938#5

uh okay

thanks

No I do that during the day, wander down to the local super market, buy milk and bread. Then it's off to the coffee shop for a latte.

Getting a dog in a few weeks so will have some company again. Company that doesn't vaccum, keep talking to me while I'm trying to read and will do as I tell it.


Eva was only 20 when we first started to date. Been married 12 years. The 12 happiest years of my life.


Just showed Eva this thread and she thinks I need more to do in the day. :Oh crap

me thinks she's correct sir :winkwink: