nobody will believe it anymore next year :)

Bummer dude. Your posting carefree days are over.

Welcome to cooking, cleaning, dusting, vacuuming, groc shopping, laundry, and then after all that you gonna post too?

80% of the guys on gfy who post all day have someone else to do that stuff.

He's been making veiled accusations for years. This is his level when he's not threatened with a banning. http://twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham#

Stupid as stupid does.

Thanks, you're one of the few from here who has met Eva, she sends her love.

You keep equating love with money. Is that where you come from? Think about it for 2 minutes as a shooter.

Don't you have loads of girls around you, paying you compliments, dating you, going after your money. And don't you spot this and immune to it?

I've been doing this for 30 years and well aware of it. I'm bright enough to know when it's interest in my money or interest in me. Bright enough to know how to test it and bright enough to fall for a girl whose after my money.

It comes with our job. Surprised you don't know this yet.

You also need banning for the bold text.

Rule 4
Do not post people's personal information, or attack peoples personal lives or families, stick to the issues and the bullshit. ANY WHOIS information is considered public information, it is not considered personal information. So don't bitch at us if you put your home address as your personal info on WHOIS.

but as you don't count, I'll let it slip. Funny how low you can stoop.

Man so much hostility in this biz.

Anyhow I take it back. Bad karma. I just had a chargeback two seconds after posting. :)

Anyhow if you need someone to commiserate with maybe learn a housekeeping trick or two. :)

I actually do have so much dusting to do. Got way behind. Housework never ends.

Running a biz and computer work is the easy half.

I would give you my sympathies but noone ever gives me none. :)

Anyhow I didnt read this whole thread and I hope you are taking this ok. Just having fun.

Whos this Eva we are talking about? Pics?

I never paid much attention to Paul, didnt know he was some kinda dinasour (and yes i wrote it like that).

thank you. :) I feel like I am beating up poor Paul here.

Most guys fear "housecleaning" like I do "working for the man" so i understand.

And yes I know it is more than about housecleaning Paul.

What am I doing posting here. :)

This is why I dont post stuff about family here. Things always go awry on GFY. :)

So How old are you?

ah, name calling, that really helps you make an intelligent counterpoint

Yes, it does show that. I spend about 30 seconds now and again on twitter annoying Paul.

Quote me ONCE defending piracy. Just once.

What you can't seem to wrap your head around is that there is a HUGE difference between defending piracy and objecting to suing an IP address.

Ah, more middleschool name calling. You are SO AWESOME at discussing things.

While you are posting on GFY asking people which sites you should steal!

I didn't put the word preteen, love. Paul did. Gosh you find this whole thing so hard sometimes, don't you?

Here's an idea. Rather than resorting to name calling, why not try and make a point?

Me? early 50's.

Getting to a time when I now know how valuable having a woman around to do all the shit is.

But it is a trade off. I like my freedom. (trying to) Keep it lean and mean baby. :)

But I may be be heading for disaster (or compromise.. NEVER :) ). Shit doesnt get any easier after 50.

You keep bringing her personal information to the board and in the past have stated that she has been content and is bisexual...then complain when someone says something about her.

While it may be true that you love her there is not any way possible that she loves you and now that she has to hold down a job to help pay the bills and look after your nasty sick old ass...the writing is on the wall.

Thanks for the link!

My Chargeback just came back to a sale!

hehe YES!

It pays to be humble to the signup gods. :)

Paul, love, I wouldn't be drawing attention to this as you do nothing but attack my personal life, do you?

In the past you've lied about my girlfriend, my house (or, as you called it, the disgusting hovel), my financial situation. You've accused me of being a junky. You've claimed I am in trouble. You've posted google maps links to my old flat. You've stalked me. You're obsessed.

So when you get annoyed about me, remember, kid, you started it. And I will finish it.

I love it when people can dish it out but can't take it.

And I *really* love it when I know I've annoyed you. I love it when you call for me to be banned!!!

Job done.

Box ticked.

I'm off to London for the day to see some clients, sit in the sun and have fun.

Enjoy lying about people on the internet and your wolf puzzle. I'm sure Eva will be back from the her shift at the supermarket soon.

xoxoxoxoxoxox

hehe good stuff :thumbsup

This is why I am "in like flynt" with all the Brits. They can tear ya up if they want to. :)

Big Bisping fan too :thumbsup

In all seriousness the Brits have a very "grounded common sense" that is quite impressive and I would rather be on the good side of.

No shilly shally or however you say. :) Carry on and good afternoon London.

like FLYNN!

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/198700.html

:)

No worries about me or Eva. We're fine, she loves her new job it gives her more people to boss around. :thumbsup

I'm writing an E Book on "How to shoot Porn." It's from my perspective and many will find it interesting. A friend says he might sell it on his E Book website.

Also getting a puppy in 2 weeks, so he will take up some of my time.

Now I'm off to read a book. Might buy one of those sort of things;

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pub...ggflTxoH_lj1nQ

Ah, you rogue)

I stand corrected. :) I always thought it was "In Like Flint" from this movie (1967) but it goes back further.

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...nlikeflint.jpg

The guy has seriously lost the plot.

I took the piss out of him in retaliation for his continual sniping at me.
He filmed Pornbeer is a room that looked like a dump. He did or maybe still does live in a rented flat. And as a marketing man you only need to watch his videos to see how good he is. Would a marketing man film himself looking stupid, drunk and in a room that clearly shows he's not earning a lot?

He's made repeated attacks at me about knowing some dark secret. Even accused me of lying about my cancer.

https://gfy.com/17873308-post75.html

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...&postcount=136

Well it seems now he has taken the gloves off so if he can't prove it and he can't because it's a lie. He condemns himself.

You're right Eric doesn't seem to care.

Groom Computer

OK Here you are. Before the accident.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva1.jpg

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/eva2.jpg

The worse time of my life, worse than getting cancer and expecting to die.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/evah2.jpg

This winter clearing the snow, I got a good shouting at for pissing around with a camera when I should of been helping.

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/snow1.jpg

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/snow2.jpg

When a loser like Damian calls Eva a bought or manwife, I get pissed.

Yep, their Mum does it for them. :1orglaugh

You hide that really well.

:D

On this side: Everyone east of the Atlantic
On this side: Will76

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

For Paul cause I was insensitive



only Eva I know :)

you make you wife shovel snow???


Sabby:)

I should have never started posting here



I leave you with this, Goodnight world. Best wishes Paul.

Well you finally got to me. lol :)

THAT is my point. Either you have a nice lil lady or you are a basement dweller.

No in betweens in the posting all day, every day game.

Truly clueless.

Using an image that indicates a master/servant relationship as a proof of a real loving relationship.

I am sure she is equally happy in you showing pictures of her at her lowest ebb.

You really should spend more time away from the pc and especially GFY man. Seriously.

You might want to stop linking to that fake paul markham twitter account also man......unless you enjoy people laughing at you.

This thread is hot Paul. You gonna start having parties at your bachelor pad now?

Remember when Howard got his bachelor pad on The Andy Griffith Show. Actually Mayberry RFD at that point. :) that was a good one.

He was only in his 40s tho. :)

I agree and he showed a number of them all in an attempt to garner sympathy to sell his content. Truly a shameful exploitation of someone he "claims" to love. He is...in my opinion...pretty much the lowest of the low.

Wow, those are some nasty accusations. :(

Not cool.

markham, you sure know how to make a thread

And our 8 year old daughter was out there. :1orglaugh

I can't stop them, it's the culture here to clear the snow. I was thinking of getting one of those snow blowers things and doing everyone's street front and drive way.

http://snowblowertips.com/wp-content...owblower-1.jpg

This could be me next year.

No I think it shows what a fighter she is. From life support to support life, mine. Not a bad achievement.

It doesn't bother Eva in the slightest, it's true,

How are your ex wives doing?

As a shooter, FUCK NO!....Haven't you been paying attention?...I drive around in a FUCKING VAN in the ghetto and find street whores to get naked and then suck my dick, afterwhich I drive back to my better neighborhood that is crackhead free....Why in the FUCK would I be hanging out with them afterwards?

Now in real life, I get more ass just on Facebook than I can possibly handle....And that all comes from my handsome looks and my engaging personality......

And get real....If you lived in California, there is NO WAY you would be with an AMERICAN blonde that is half your age and is willing to shack up with you....That's a fact......SHE is shacking up with you because you keep a house full of potatoes and she won't starve as long as she is willing to lay up under you. :2 cents:

post more pics of dying mail order bride.

http://www.howcoolbrandsstayhot.com/...rying-baby.jpg

I never said anything about your girlfriend.

I pointed out you lived in a flat which I assumed you were buying, was told you only rented it. Which you confirmed.

Yes IMO it's a dump.

And shows how much your skills have bought you.

I asked if you earned a lot of money where did it go, drink or drugs.

I posted freely available info from the Whois on your sites.

You have been winding me up for years. Put me on ignore and mean it and I will stop.

BVF you're dead right, if I lived in California there is no way I would be shacked up with an American girl of any age. 18 to 80, multi millionairess or pauper. Same goes for anywhere I lived.

I've been to America far too many times to fall into that trap.

I know that one of them is dead...but I divorced my last wife in the eighties...so I really do not know about the others and do not really care. How are your ex wives doing?

And Paul, it's SUCH fun!

If you just failed to respond, it'd be no fun and I'd stop. But you, gosh, you are so easy to play, I don't think I'll ever stop.

And I just LOVE it when you bray for me to be banned and the mods ignore you.

That must be GALLING!

:D

Keep on trolling, grandpa!

:D :D :D :D :pimp:1orglaugh:error:321GFY

www.twitter.com/fakepaulmarkham

At last the truth.

I've never hidden the fact it REALLY FUCKING amuses me when I make you annoyed Paul.

And it's SO easy!

I love it when you call me a little shit. Really know I've got under your skin then!

xxx

PS I had a great day in London, seeing an old client, meeting a new one, nice dinner and now home. How's your wolf jigsaw or puppy buying going? Why is it you want a puppy?

http://www.ageandanniesramblings.co....tard-prize.jpg

You win the prize for annoying Paul. I am sure you would make your mama proud.

You and Paul deserve each other, both idiots...

carry on now, while the rest of us work and make money. At least you are good at something... trolling and annoying people. congrats. :thumbsup

feel free to fire away back and spend hours replying to me, wasting your time :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No he loses, he's in the business of selling himself and his skills in marketing. His trolling shows him in a bad light. Pornbeer is not a glowing testament of his skills.

Me being an ass on boards does nothing to persuade a member or porn customer to get his dick out. And I'm out of it, retired living off 30 years of work.

He's got 25 years of work left for him. I suspect he's slowly losing grip, failure can have that effect. He's been at this less than 10 years and his days in porn is numbered. He must be worried where he goes from here. Marketing for a legit mainstream company is going to be tough. He knows that once it's on the Internet it's there for life. His CV will show a very poor past. Worked for a few companies for a short while as employed, then went freelance. Or had to go freelance. :Oh crap

Come on, who did you steal that post from. It's very clever!

one fiddy people thinking paul's marketing needs some work...

Paul, we all know your history of trolling GFY.

We've seen you "pretend" you need glasses.

We've seen you "pretend" you don't have a bank account.

We've seen you posting pictures of your wife (albeit only the same 3 pics again and again) to try and garner sympathy to sell your content.

And now we've seen you pretend your mail order bride left you in order to sell your content. Content you said, and I quote "Isn't good enough anymore".

I hope when I am your age I don't have to post such horrific lies in order to sell my wares. And I hope I don't have to put my wife out to work.

Have a lovely day!

Never mess with a retired man ...