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Emil	01-28-2011 05:10 AM

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

Something for all you girls and fags to deepthroat.

http://s1.bild.me/bilder/311010/3823...cm-erect-2.jpg

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We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-...ct-76722.shtml

Harmon

01-28-2011 05:15 AM

Yeah, this is him on his 18th birthday just hanging around on a boat. :1orglaugh
http://www.unbred.com/bp2.jpg

CamTraffic

01-28-2011 05:28 AM

it's on The internet, therefore it must be true!

sweetcuties

01-28-2011 05:35 AM

lmao, he prob has a hard time fucking :2 cents:

Zorgman

01-28-2011 05:41 AM

So he's more of a DICK then human? hahaha Sucks to be him.

dicksman42

01-28-2011 06:22 AM

I'd rather have bill gates or Oprahs dick

Socks

01-28-2011 06:28 AM

Man with big penis act cocky.

DVTimes

01-28-2011 06:29 AM

Mine is 17 inches.

and thats when its soft.

I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.

Altwebdesign

01-28-2011 06:35 AM

nonono he dosent!
ive seen on one of those porn sites monster cocks of like 14-15inch and they are 100% real. . .

cherrylula

01-28-2011 06:43 AM

hmmmmm proof or ban? lol haha

where's the pics???

Spunky

01-28-2011 06:46 AM

I was just curious

woj	01-28-2011 07:06 AM

What's so impressive about that? I never measured mine but it's gotta be close to that...

SpicyM

01-28-2011 07:25 AM

And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Socks

01-28-2011 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM (Post 17875181)

And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

...or his mom hearing them in the next room...

buildingfutures

01-28-2011 07:28 AM

Mine's 14" when I fold it in half

thickcash_amo

01-28-2011 08:23 AM

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

J3ss3Jam3s

01-28-2011 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 17875331)

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

hahahahahaa isn't that the truth!

Mickey Mouse

01-28-2011 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 17875331)

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

God often balances things out like that. Think about all the super hot girls with no personality. That's what's so great about the net as all the hot people seem so perfect. Many of the hottest girls and ladyboys we've shot have had the WORST personalities. Often times I can't wait for the shoot to be over so they can leave. Then other companies see their pictures and contact us wanting us to shoot them AGAIN! Yes, we can shoot her again but it's going to be a little higher priced than we normally do as her personality sucks and I can't stand being in the same room with her....oh, I mean she's very attractive and in great demand and she's demanding more money than normal. :winkwink:

ruff	01-28-2011 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by thickcash_amo (Post 17875331)

gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

Probably not so much that he's ugly, living with his mother and being broke sure ain't gonna help.

bronco67

01-28-2011 09:49 AM

There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.

loreen

01-28-2011 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17875542)

There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.

But you also fuck chicks.
Then you're a bisexual.

TheLegacy

01-28-2011 10:39 AM

Not according to GFY trolls who claim to have over 15 inches with hundreds of women they screw every night

http://yerdebugger.com/wp-content/up...epenis_515.jpg

Paul Markham

01-28-2011 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17875071)

Mine is 17 inches.

and thats when its soft.

I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.

I would of said you were the biggest dick in the world. :1orglaugh

A girl can take the size of this monster cock no problem. Ever heard of fisting?

Sid70

01-28-2011 11:11 AM

doesnt matter how big your dicks are, i get laid every time i want and i can tell i do want it !

HD Content

01-28-2011 01:03 PM

I have this fucked up 10" scar across the head of my dick

Si	01-28-2011 01:13 PM

only 13.5" ?

seeandsee

01-28-2011 01:30 PM

no penis pics?!? not real :)

TheSenator

01-28-2011 01:32 PM

http://www.isanyoneup.com/wp-content...oreywoods1.jpg

TheSenator

01-28-2011 01:34 PM

http://www.isanyoneup.com/wp-content...01/kyleff1.jpg

Davy	01-28-2011 01:42 PM

Bullshit. This guy is a publicity whore and loves to walk around in tights.
And no - he is not a super hero.

Nikki_Licks

01-28-2011 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 17875143)

What's so impressive about that?

If someone has a small dick, then it would be impressive ;)

Marshal

01-28-2011 02:06 PM

http://sex.wonderful-photos.com/wp-c...is-erected.jpg

World?s largest penis erected

JustDaveXxx

01-28-2011 03:27 PM

Google "ManDingo".

L-Pink

01-28-2011 03:31 PM

I call bullshit, the guy's white.

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$5 submissions

01-28-2011 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 17874969)

it's on The internet, therefore it must be true!

softpedia.com not exactly the wsj or washingtonpost.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

01-28-2011 05:38 PM

http://www.intimatemedicine.com/typo...a6425108_j.jpg

Jealious loosers! :banana

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Scott McD

01-28-2011 06:00 PM

I'm leaving this thread before any more cock pics are posted...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

01-28-2011 06:16 PM

http://www.unbred.com/pussy.jpg

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Someone should hook them up and make a video of it...

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RyuLion

01-28-2011 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17876813)

http://www.unbred.com/pussy.jpg

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Someone should hook them up and make a video of it...

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My big head has found a new home!! :1orglaugh

Sunny Day

01-28-2011 09:18 PM

So It's Big _ No Big Deal.

My girlfriend can deep throat my 7, used to take all 9 on her-ex, but loves it when I do blow and have a soft 3-4.Truth is, it does feel better, when not rock hard. Best ever was her 4 hour blow job. Came 8 times. She wanted to go to the hospital with lockjaw.
What do you expect a woman who flashes you in the middle of a major airport at Christmas. Can't believe this dorky guy ended up with her.

EddyTheDog

01-28-2011 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17875320)

He's actually gay.

The reason he has a hard time meeting people is because he is insane and extremely nerdy. He spends his days arguing on video game forums and usenet and he used to film a Yankees fan show on public access TV. Howard Stern's guys used to prank call his show all the time.

His horrible position in life has nothing to do with his cock, he's just a loser.

It sounds like you know him - could you pass on my number? :winkwink:

CybermedAndy

01-28-2011 09:49 PM

This guy had a cable access talk show called Talking Yankees

Took some hilariously relentless abuse from Richard and Sal from Howard Stern. Radio gold :thumbsup

baddog

01-28-2011 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17876507)

I call bullshit, the guy's white.

.

You return. I am really glad to see that. How was your ride?

ponyman

01-28-2011 11:35 PM

He lives with his mom and his whale penis. :)

Chosen

01-28-2011 11:36 PM

So what?

Redrob

01-29-2011 12:02 AM

<old joke>

Me and Jimbo are walking down the road when we have to take a piss.
We walk down to be bridge over the river and up to the rail.
I pull out my wang and Jimbo pull out his wang and we proceed to take a piss.
I comment to Jimbo that the water below sure is cold..........
And, he comments that the water is deep too!

</old joke>

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