This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

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  • Emil
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    • Feb 2007
    • 5658

    #1

    This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

    Something for all you girls and fags to deepthroat.



    We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

    Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.

    So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

    Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.

    But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

    "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #2
    Yeah, this is him on his 18th birthday just hanging around on a boat.
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    • CamTraffic
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      • Feb 2008
      • 6538

      #3
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      • sweetcuties
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        • Feb 2002
        • 5859

        #4
        lmao, he prob has a hard time fucking

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        • Zorgman
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          • Aug 2002
          • 6103

          #5
          So he's more of a DICK then human? hahaha Sucks to be him.
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          • dicksman42
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2007
            • 318

            #6
            I'd rather have bill gates or Oprahs dick

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            • Socks
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8475

              #7
              Man with big penis act cocky.

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              • DVTimes
                xxx
                • Jun 2003
                • 31658

                #8
                Mine is 17 inches.

                and thats when its soft.

                I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.
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                • Altwebdesign

                  #9
                  nonono he dosent!
                  ive seen on one of those porn sites monster cocks of like 14-15inch and they are 100% real. . .

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                  • cherrylula
                    lol
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 15969

                    #10
                    hmmmmm proof or ban? lol haha

                    where's the pics???

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986

                      #11
                      I was just curious

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                      • woj
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 47882

                        #12
                        What's so impressive about that? I never measured mine but it's gotta be close to that...
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                        • SpicyM
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 4575

                          #13
                          And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face.
                          no sig, sorry

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                          • Socks
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                            • May 2002
                            • 8475

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SpicyM
                            And yet he probably doesnt fuck many girls.. because they are either scared of the cock or his face.
                            ...or his mom hearing them in the next room...

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                            • buildingfutures
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                              • Dec 2010
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                              #15
                              Mine's 14" when I fold it in half
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                              • thickcash_amo
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                                • Sep 2009
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                                #16
                                gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!

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                                • J3ss3Jam3s
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                                  • Oct 2008
                                  • 170

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                  gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!
                                  hahahahahaa isn't that the truth!
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                                  • Mickey Mouse
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                                    • Apr 2006
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                    gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!
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                                    • ruff
                                      I have a plan B
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 5507

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                      gods a funny man....gave a huge cock to an ugly dude who can't get laid!
                                      Probably not so much that he's ugly, living with his mother and being broke sure ain't gonna help.
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                                      • bronco67
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 29032

                                        #20
                                        There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.

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                                        • loreen
                                          myadultdesign.com
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 12558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bronco67
                                          There's no such thing as bisexual if you're a dude. If you chug cock, then your're gay.
                                          But you also fuck chicks.
                                          Then you're a bisexual.
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                                          • TheLegacy
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 18078

                                            #22
                                            Not according to GFY trolls who claim to have over 15 inches with hundreds of women they screw every night

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                                            • Paul Markham
                                              Too old to care
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 52942

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DVTimes
                                              Mine is 17 inches.

                                              and thats when its soft.

                                              I have to idea how big it is erect as my arms are not long enough to measer it.
                                              I would of said you were the biggest dick in the world.

                                              A girl can take the size of this monster cock no problem. Ever heard of fisting?
                                              Last edited by Paul Markham; 01-28-2011, 08:51 AM.



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                                              • Sid70
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                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 16413

                                                #24
                                                doesnt matter how big your dicks are, i get laid every time i want and i can tell i do want it !
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                                                • HD Content
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 316

                                                  #25
                                                  I have this fucked up 10" scar across the head of my dick

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                                                  • Si
                                                    Such Fun!
                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                    • 13900

                                                    #26
                                                    only 13.5" ?

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                                                    • seeandsee
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                                                      #27
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                                                      • TheSenator
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                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 13340

                                                        #28
                                                        ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                                                        • TheSenator
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 13340

                                                          #29
                                                          ISeekGirls.com since 2005

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                                                          • Davy
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                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 4323

                                                            #30
                                                            Bullshit. This guy is a publicity whore and loves to walk around in tights.
                                                            And no - he is not a super hero.
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                                                            • Nikki_Licks
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                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 6323

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by woj
                                                              What's so impressive about that?
                                                              If someone has a small dick, then it would be impressive ;)
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                                                              • Marshal
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                                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                                #32


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                                                                • JustDaveXxx
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • L-Pink
                                                                    working on my tan
                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                    • 39151

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I call bullshit, the guy's white.


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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CamTraffic
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                                                                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                        • Jul 2004
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                                                                        #36


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                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 67798

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm leaving this thread before any more cock pics are posted...


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                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 38323

                                                                            #38



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                                                                            • RyuLion
                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

                                                                              Someone should hook them up and make a video of it...

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                                                                              • Sunny Day
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                                                                                • Dec 2010
                                                                                • 1406

                                                                                #40
                                                                                So It's Big _ No Big Deal.

                                                                                My girlfriend can deep throat my 7, used to take all 9 on her-ex, but loves it when I do blow and have a soft 3-4.Truth is, it does feel better, when not rock hard. Best ever was her 4 hour blow job. Came 8 times. She wanted to go to the hospital with lockjaw.
                                                                                What do you expect a woman who flashes you in the middle of a major airport at Christmas. Can't believe this dorky guy ended up with her.

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                                                                                • EddyTheDog
                                                                                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                                  • 25433

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                                                  He's actually gay.

                                                                                  The reason he has a hard time meeting people is because he is insane and extremely nerdy. He spends his days arguing on video game forums and usenet and he used to film a Yankees fan show on public access TV. Howard Stern's guys used to prank call his show all the time.

                                                                                  His horrible position in life has nothing to do with his cock, he's just a loser.
                                                                                  It sounds like you know him - could you pass on my number?

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                                                                                  • CybermedAndy
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                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                    • 4170

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    This guy had a cable access talk show called Talking Yankees

                                                                                    Took some hilariously relentless abuse from Richard and Sal from Howard Stern. Radio gold

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                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 107089

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                      I call bullshit, the guy's white.


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                                                                                      • ponyman
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                                                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                                                        • 113

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        He lives with his mom and his whale penis.

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                                                                                        • Chosen
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 63151

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          So what?

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                                                                                          • Redrob
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                                                            • 4791

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            <old joke>

                                                                                            Me and Jimbo are walking down the road when we have to take a piss.
                                                                                            We walk down to be bridge over the river and up to the rail.
                                                                                            I pull out my wang and Jimbo pull out his wang and we proceed to take a piss.
                                                                                            I comment to Jimbo that the water below sure is cold..........
                                                                                            And, he comments that the water is deep too!

                                                                                            </old joke>

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