admit your embarassing shit thread.
 

i sing my cat the meow mix theme song as a lullaby every night.

your turn... :1orglaugh

I sing the same song to my cat, but my cat is at my parents right now. :(

Meow.

we treat the puppy on the left like an infant. we baby talk him, carry him everywhere, have conversations with him and even play games you would play with a baby.

my dick is really big :(

I believe people are basically good and will do the right thing

Unless you're in a large crowd or big city where a lot of people see you get hurt... then everyone will assume someone else will do something, and nobody will do anything... and you'll die in a puddle of blood in the middle of the street.

I can give you a literal example of your thread title.

I once took a shit in front of a crowd of people drunk in college. That is my embarrassing shit story.

I throw up on the girlies nice shoes

i collect cat whiskers

I pick up my dog's shit when we are out walking.

Everyone around me isnt as good looking as me...

We can make mustard if I pee in your butt

I don't have embarrassing moments. :)

Change your name to ClassyDog :1orglaugh

You guys should get your baby dog one of these:

http://www.etsy.com/listing/37374791...et-carrier-bag

I have a few and my chi just loves the crap out of them. :thumbsup

We used to carry the weiner mix in one too until he got too big.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I totally baby talk to the cat hard. Carry her around and let her curl up on my chest to nap when I watch TV. I have a friend with a 12 month old and she called me on it the other day and said I treat the cat exactly the same way she treats her kid, lol. The cat is my baby. I'm turning into a cat lady...

He's a cute pup, I'd probably do the exact same.

get ur finger out if ur butt

I shart from time to time.

Perhaps you should put a finger IN your butt DWB.... :1orglaugh

I once traveled to Canada.

I sometimes watch 'Project Catwalk' on TV

I was peed on by a tiger when I was 12.

You can do better than that Sarah. I've been been covered in shit, piss, and placenta while shoulder deep in more cow vaginas than I can even try to remember. :(

Everybody has to lose their virginity somehow.

Haha. Assisted birthing. Good old calving season on the ranch. It doesn't even get interesting until you assist in a stillbirth. That's when you skin the little guy out an make a nice little buffalo bill style skin coat to tie around another little orphaned moo moo in hopes that mommy is confused enough to take another calf as her own... yay farming!

most fucked up thing i have ever heard. grow up, eh? get a kid and rasie it, sing to your children, no, really dog and cat people are nuts.

i know eh? :1orglaugh

I have watched a full stupid season of "Beauty and the geek" :Oh crap

I once posted in a thread about stupid shit.

1 for 16, that's not bad, keep it up and you'll fit in no problem. So whose fake nick are you?

I had penis reduction surgery last year.

I got fucked in the ass by a street tranny hooker once...

I watch the HGTV :helpme:helpme

Once? :upsidedow

I grew up in Wyoming and did plenty of assisted birthing myself...several cows and 2 horses even...

If I told you that I'm not into them, you wouldn't believe me anyway, right? :)

added to ignore.... I don't talk to people stupid enough to do that. :disgust

My cat, LittleGrayGuy, sleeps under the bed clothes with me most nights... and I cuddle him.

Female friend of mine sent me an email yesterday to see how I'm doing. When I replied I forgot to change my outlook "from address" to my mainstream domains instead of porn name.

She's a good girl that probably freaked when she saw the porn from address and gave me an odd reply. I noticed that address afterward, doh!

I watch Keeping up with Kardashians :(

Oh and I also say "Good Morning" to my dogs every morning!

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

I believe you...

Dude she's a hottie!

I tried that diet drug alli once and shit my pants at work...

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

What the fuck hahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fiddy Poo's !