Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 17851310)

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Originally Posted by Aric (Post 17851334)

You're such a goonie :upsidedow

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17851175)

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 17851310)

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 17851327)

What the fuck hahaha :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by Aric (Post 17851334)

You're such a goonie :upsidedow

Originally Posted by Meloman (Post 17851347)

Hehehe, I was just gonna mention that movie too. That was one of my favorites as a kid!

Pipecrew, you had me going for a minute there till the fake puke part then I remembered the movie, lol

Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 17850298)

I grew up in Wyoming and did plenty of assisted birthing myself...several cows and 2 horses even...

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 17851310)

OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17851941)

At college I was drunk and horny and there was a slightly chubby girl who had clearly always wanted a go on me.

So I get her back to mine, get her naked. I am kneeling between her legs putting a condom on my cock and I look at her wobbly fat body and think to myself that I just can't do this.

So at that point, about to fuck her, I kicked her out and said I had changed my mind.

Poor thing.

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 17851175)

I am in love with Flo from the Progressive Insurance ads.

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 17849734)

Everybody has to lose their virginity somehow.