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Jon Oso 09-13-2011 07:44 PM

Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

xenigo 09-13-2011 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18425833)
Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Actually, here's what I had in mind more specifically...

There's a Home Depot across the street, so the people who live here will go across the street and pick up remodeling crap and leave the carts in the elevator. At any one moment there might be anywhere from 5 to 10 shopping cars in the elevator. It's a large freight elevator that's meant to transport commercial vehicles. The building used to be an auto-manufacturing plant.

Anyway, I was thinking I should go across to the Home Depot and pick up about 50 shopping cars, and jam the elevator completely full of them.

Then maybe they'd cut the stupidity.

DBS.US 09-13-2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18425833)
Fight fire with fire. Go on craigslist to the "free" section and just get a bunch of worthless shit to leave in the hallway.

It's still going to be a mess, but you won't be the only person annoyed by it.

Ya, get some old bikes and lock the to the other stuff:winkwink:

epitome 09-13-2011 08:41 PM

Call the fire marshal about tripping hazards in the hallway.

Problem will go away.

xenigo 09-13-2011 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18425899)
Call the fire marshal about tripping hazards in the hallway.

Problem will go away.

That's actually no joke. I was walking around through the main entrance of the building with my sunglasses on, went around the corner and nearly fell flat on my face because some dingbat left an office chair sitting there. It was far below my line of sight and I just didn't expect there to be anything in my way. Quite a surprise!

Could have fucked me up.

Shoplifter 09-13-2011 08:56 PM

I think it's clear that you are in the wrong building and amongst the wrong people. Time to consider moving some place better.

d-null 09-13-2011 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17824045)
Great minds think alike.... The hope of seeing some poo was the only reason I clicd this misleading thread.

me too actually :helpme

Jon Oso 09-13-2011 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 18425843)
Exactly what I was thinking.

Actually, here's what I had in mind more specifically...

There's a Home Depot across the street, so the people who live here will go across the street and pick up remodeling crap and leave the carts in the elevator. At any one moment there might be anywhere from 5 to 10 shopping cars in the elevator. It's a large freight elevator that's meant to transport commercial vehicles. The building used to be an auto-manufacturing plant.

Anyway, I was thinking I should go across to the Home Depot and pick up about 50 shopping cars, and jam the elevator completely full of them.

Then maybe they'd cut the stupidity.

Technically you could be charged with theft. They'd notice you walking off with that many and those things aren't cheap.

Here, I'll help because this sounds fun.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...593482817.html

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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...596467919.html

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...595654415.html

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...594738022.html

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...593183855.html

more toilets

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This one might help bring the point home
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv...595091567.html

xenigo 09-13-2011 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 18425938)
Technically you could be charged with theft. They'd notice you walking off with that many and those things aren't cheap.

Here, I'll help because this sounds fun.

This one might help bring the point home

The other thing I'd have to worry about is the fact that there's security cameras in the elevator...

xenigo 09-13-2011 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoplifter (Post 18425921)
I think it's clear that you are in the wrong building and amongst the wrong people. Time to consider moving some place better.

Yeah, couldn't agree more. :2 cents:

Escrow closes on the new condo on the 23rd.

Jon Oso 09-13-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 18425943)
The other thing I'd have to worry about is the fact that there's security cameras in the elevator...

Simple explanation...

You bought them because you thought they'd go great in your apartment... your girlfriend disagreed. She said "Something is going in the hallway, either you or (item)." Explain that after spending a couple hours in the hallway, you decided it was better that you just put the stuff out.

Or there's a home depot across the street, hire people to take it up for you.

nico-t 09-14-2011 02:24 AM

Or maybe just save yourself some time to not care, whine or even think about it, like any sane person would do.

calvinawe 09-14-2011 02:44 AM

take a photo of the note and do the duty

HerPimp 09-14-2011 03:32 AM

"take it", feel the laziness being pushed in your face and grow tumors.

My vote is to take that shit in the hallway to the next HOA meeting and say "what the fuck".


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