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dropped9 12-21-2010 10:55 PM

You would think by now there would be PROOF that jesus was real.
 
With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

Agent 488 12-21-2010 10:59 PM

http://www.creationists.org/patrickyoung/article09.html

The Demon 12-21-2010 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9 (Post 17792070)
With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

Rationalizations are the mother of all fuckups.


http://www.cracked.com/article_15759...-agree-on.html

- LOL - 12-21-2010 11:36 PM


Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-22-2010 01:11 AM

They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that.... :1orglaugh

frank7799 12-22-2010 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17792076)

Cool. Itīs from the same source which states the following:

"However, because the majority of evolutionists are not Christians, I wish the reader to understand that the term "evolutionist" is used to mean those who believe that evolution -- in the sense of time, chance and struggle for survival--rather than the God of the Bible is responsible for life. (...) Christians need to wake up to this. Evolution is a religion; it is not a science!":1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 12-22-2010 01:46 AM

I think there is enough evidence out there to prove that Jesus was real, but like Jewcat said- proving son of god / rose from the dead, etc etc not so much.


Anyone here into Simcha Jacobovici / the Naked Archaeologist?

I don't agree with him 100% of the time.. sometimes he stretches things that extra inch when he doesn't really need to, but for the most part alot of his findings and theories are pretty interesting. He's done a few interesting documentaries about the ossuary of James as well as what he believes to be the family tomb of Joseph's bloodline.

I loved his most recent piece, "Decoding the Exodus". They've put it back into rotation on History International if any of you get that channel. It's a really good watch up until the last 15 to 20 mins where he throws in some crap about the ark of the covenant- everything else though, like breaking down the science and nature behind the 10 plauges of egypt, is pretty money.

Can't blame a guy for going after the ark.. you know deep inside every archaeologist wants to be Indiana Jones.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-22-2010 02:57 AM

Sometimes I like to think the virgin Mary was actually just a huge fucking whore. that she fucked around behind Joseph's back and got knocked up in some other manger. When all else failed, she came up with this story about how God had impregnated her. her son was raised living a lie and killed for it, and over the next 2 millennium spawned one of the most destructive religions of all time. If Bethlehem had Plan B, we'd be living in fucking Utopia by now... :1orglaugh

BJ 12-22-2010 03:04 AM

he is real, hes the dishwasher in my restaurant
http://image53.webshots.com/153/0/72...3YfJHZW_ph.jpg

CurrentlySober 12-22-2010 03:10 AM

When I lived in Thousand Oaks, Jesus would wake me up first thing in the morning, with his leaf blower...

Hes real, trust me.

Blingbaby 12-22-2010 03:12 AM

And kill Pandora's Gift? Hahahahaa

DamianJ 12-22-2010 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dropped9 (Post 17792070)
With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?

That's like saying "by now one would think we should have proven the easter bunny and tooth fairy and father christmas is real"

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-22-2010 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17792317)
That's like saying "by now one would think we should have proven the easter bunny and tooth fairy and father christmas is real"

That's assuming that there was a rabbit wandering around claiming to be the Easter bunny. I suspect that Jesus was in fact a real person wandering around, making holy claims. Doesn't mean they were true claims. I can see people sitting around 2000 years from now talking about religion now...

"Hey do you think L Ron Hubbard really existed?"

"No way."

"Do you really think he could detetct Thetans in your body??"

"That sounds a little fishy to me. You believe in the tooth fairy too? The guy never existed..."

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-22-2010 05:23 AM

If you don't give a crap about christianutty... why do you bother??

pornguy 12-22-2010 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17792185)
They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that.... :1orglaugh

There is actually an arrest warrant that they have a copy of. It was issued in Rome and had a brief description of him. The description of the actions and his location, they believe it was him.

PR_Glen 12-22-2010 07:30 AM

I can't find proof that mozart was real either...

I think he's made up, i'm not believing in him anymore!

Hermes 12-22-2010 07:30 AM

There's zillion things that technology can't prove or disprove.

Things like eye witnesses are used still as a major part to "prove" something in courts.

Invent a time machine and then we can talk about technology.

Grapesoda 12-22-2010 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17792076)

wan't that proved a fake?

wehateporn 12-22-2010 07:53 AM

Jesus is the Sun, look out the window and you'll see him

marketsmart 12-22-2010 07:55 AM

I like to picture Jesus with giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and i'm in the front row and i'm hammered drunk...




.

Brujah 12-22-2010 07:58 AM

His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.

He performed miracles.
- turned water into wine,
- healed a lot of people,
- exorcised a few demonic possessions,
- caught a lot of fish with just a thought,
- healed leprosy,
- healed paralysis,
- healed blindness,
- healed the deaf,
- restored a severed ear,
- raised the dead more than once,
- calmed storms,
- walked on water,
- cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit,

What more do you need?

cherrylula 12-22-2010 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17792571)
There is actually an arrest warrant that they have a copy of. It was issued in Rome and had a brief description of him. The description of the actions and his location, they believe it was him.

he's the original jesusleaks of his time. :1orglaugh

fatfoo 12-22-2010 08:33 AM

Jesus is not about mechanical machines and technology, man. Jesus is about the flesh.

96ukssob 12-22-2010 08:36 AM

Santa Claus can hear you...

Konkan 12-22-2010 08:40 AM

Jesus was an alien with human shape that demonstrates his healing skills over pagan tribes in that time with his "miracles". His body was never been found and will never be because he done his mission among the people on Earth and returned to his people in the "heaven"......

Amputate Your Head 12-22-2010 08:44 AM

whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

TheSenator 12-22-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17792086)
Rationalizations are the mother of all fuckups.


http://www.cracked.com/article_15759...-agree-on.html

Funny but the logic is extremely way off.

wehateporn 12-22-2010 09:27 AM

This should settle it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os

Scott McD 12-22-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17792629)
He performed miracles.

- turned water into wine


That wasn't wine, that was piss...

TheSenator 12-22-2010 09:36 AM

Let me shed some logic on this thread. You need some higher education to listen or an IQ above 110.


Phoenix 12-22-2010 09:38 AM

i think the person jesus did exist, i believe they have letters from roman soldiers to their wives, where they speak of him

TheSenator 12-22-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17792858)
i think the person jesus did exist, i believe they have letters from roman soldiers to their wives, where they speak of him

Yeah, there are also a lot of letters from jail with the name Jesus too.

12clicks 12-22-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17792720)
whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

spurred his followers to commit more acts of charity than any other group, government, or organization on the planet.

CaptainHowdy 12-22-2010 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 17792620)
Jesus is the Sun, look out the window and you'll see him

http://www.nerdtests.com/picsarea/b1...651e29adb2.jpg

jesse_adultdatingdollars 12-22-2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17792285)
When I lived in Thousand Oaks, Jesus would wake me up first thing in the morning, with his leaf blower...

Hes real, trust me.

hahahahahahaha

marcop 12-22-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 17792891)
spurred his followers to commit more acts of charity than any other group, government, or organization on the planet.

And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

_Richard_ 12-22-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 17792629)
His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.

He performed miracles.
- turned water into wine,
- healed a lot of people,
- exorcised a few demonic possessions,
- caught a lot of fish with just a thought,
- healed leprosy,
- healed paralysis,
- healed blindness,
- healed the deaf,
- restored a severed ear,
- raised the dead more than once,
- calmed storms,
- walked on water,
- cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit,

What more do you need?

reminds me of that fb joke 'i turned my student loan into vodka, your move jesus'

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-22-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17792720)
whether he existed or not is irrelevant.

more appropriately, what has he done for us lately?

He blessed Texas...
No, wait, that was his old man...

Farang 12-22-2010 10:21 AM

There is no point in arguing with religious freaks.

The Demon 12-22-2010 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 17792815)
Funny but the logic is extremely way off.

Actually, the logic is spot on and we all know that you have zero concept of logic on this forum, otherwise you'd expand your answer rather than making a retarded blanket statement.:1orglaugh

The Demon 12-22-2010 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 17792854)
Let me shed some logic on this thread. You need some higher education to listen or an IQ above 110.


Then why are you listening to this? We can all post videos supporting our view point. I can post one with an astrophysicist explaining how the world can both be over 5,000 years old and at the same time, over 15 billion years old. Congratulations.:winkwink:

The Demon 12-22-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17792958)
And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

You do realize that Stalin's secularism killed more people than religion ever could? Or are you just trying to argue a biased viewpoint?

Quote:

There is no point in arguing with religious freaks.
There is no point in arguing with secularist morons. Only on a porn forum do you have to be dumb enough to believe that because someone might believe in god, they are automatically a "Religious freaks". Some of you morons definitely make me feel better about myself.:)

Farang 12-22-2010 10:51 AM


12clicks 12-22-2010 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17792958)
And spurred his followers to kill thousands, if not millions of people who didn't believe exactly the same things they believed.

Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so.

key word in the question was "lately"
I understand your misguided hate, I just don't practice it.

sologirlcontent 12-22-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17792218)
I think there is enough evidence out there to prove that Jesus was real, but like Jewcat said- proving son of god / rose from the dead, etc etc not so much.


Anyone here into Simcha Jacobovici / the Naked Archaeologist?

I don't agree with him 100% of the time.. sometimes he stretches things that extra inch when he doesn't really need to, but for the most part alot of his findings and theories are pretty interesting. He's done a few interesting documentaries about the ossuary of James as well as what he believes to be the family tomb of Joseph's bloodline.

I loved his most recent piece, "Decoding the Exodus". They've put it back into rotation on History International if any of you get that channel. It's a really good watch up until the last 15 to 20 mins where he throws in some crap about the ark of the covenant- everything else though, like breaking down the science and nature behind the 10 plauges of egypt, is pretty money.

Can't blame a guy for going after the ark.. you know deep inside every archaeologist wants to be Indiana Jones.

maybe everyone needs to watch this....

wehateporn 12-22-2010 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17792901)

Jesus is a Sun God https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os

seeandsee 12-22-2010 11:14 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-HSykkBjPb...inds-jesus.jpg

Find Jesus in yourself, not outside, it's all the dust now

The Demon 12-22-2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sologirlcontent (Post 17793137)
maybe everyone needs to watch this....

Wait, you call religion a farce and yet you post....a Zeitgest produced video? ROFLROFL

grumpy 12-22-2010 11:50 AM

if you know its real you cant believe anymore

sologirlcontent 12-22-2010 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793171)
Wait, you call religion a farce and yet you post....a Zeitgest produced video? ROFLROFL

watch the VIDEO dumbass...Christianity is a FARCE..JESUS is a FARCE..man you are arguing at the wrong shit, but I guess a retard can do that


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