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Amputate Your Head 12-22-2010 11:53 AM

50 unproven messiahs

Bryan G 12-22-2010 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 17793128)
key word in the question was "lately"
I understand your misguided hate, I just don't practice it.

Well lately his followers "priests" have molestered thousands of children.

The Demon 12-22-2010 12:19 PM

You mean molested? And you mean less than 1% of the priest population? Great statistic!

wehateporn 12-22-2010 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent (Post 17793137)
maybe everyone needs to watch this....

Yep, hard to argue with that!

Farang 12-22-2010 02:21 PM

That the demon guy is calling others morons yet he's the one who believes that the universe was created by some long bearded dude...

The Demon 12-22-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 17793705)
That the demon guy is calling others morons yet he's the one who believes that the universe was created by some long bearded dude...

The fact that Farang pretends to know what I believe just proves my point without any effort whatsoever...:1orglaugh

Bill8 12-22-2010 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17792185)
They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that.... :1orglaugh

What's this reasonable evidence?

A few lines in josephus in not terribly good evidence.

I'm curious if you actually know what types of evidences exist, and the dates and provenence of said evidences.

The Demon 12-22-2010 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17793775)
What's this reasonable evidence?

A few lines in josephus in not terribly good evidence.

I'm curious if you actually know what types of evidences exist, and the dates and provenence of said evidences.

The problem with using "Evidence" on this forum is that both sides will discard ANY signs of evidence that opposes their belief system.. Then the topic begins about what is constituted as "evidence" since it's apparently very relative.

Bill8 12-22-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17792571)
There is actually an arrest warrant that they have a copy of. It was issued in Rome and had a brief description of him. The description of the actions and his location, they believe it was him.

different yeshuah. that yeshuah has a well established provenence. interesting story.

however, one of the possible sources of content in the gospel stories, yes.

you're going to have a hard time finding actual evidence. it's a fun search.

Bill8 12-22-2010 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793797)
The problem with using "Evidence" on this forum is that both sides will discard ANY signs of evidence that opposes their belief system.. Then the topic begins about what is constituted as "evidence" since it's apparently very relative.

in this case, "evidence" is, as you say, relative, in the sense that what evidence exists is largely circumstantial and textual.

I happen to be discussing this with a history buff who is arguing that the jesus stories were an invention of the roman secret police to weaken the political imapact of the jeweish rebels after the diaspora. thats a fun conversation. saul/paul as an agent of rome, delivering sacks of gold to the new churches as part of a disinformation campaign. lol.

convieniently explains how they got the money to build the early church.

however it may be an unneccessary flourish. occams razor doesn't require it, people under the stresses of such a time are perfectly capable of starting messianic movements without the help of secret police.

The Demon 12-22-2010 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17793838)
I happen to be discussing this with a history buff who is arguing that the jesus stories were an invention of the roman secret police to weaken the political imapact of the jeweish rebels after the diaspora. thats a fun conversation. saul/paul as an agent of rome, delivering sacks of gold to the new churches as part of a disinformation campaign. lol.

Tell your history buff that his rationalization is strong with the force.


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however it may be an unneccessary flourish. occams razor doesn't require it, people under the stresses of such a time are perfectly capable of starting messianic movements without the help of secret police.
The funny thing is, science and religion not only do not contradict, but coexist just fine. It's the nuts on both ends that need some kind of closure..

Farang 12-22-2010 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793709)
The fact that Farang pretends to know what I believe just proves my point without any effort whatsoever...:1orglaugh

That's what the bible says. God created the world and everything in it bla bla bla and you say that science and religion don't contradict :1orglaugh

The Demon 12-22-2010 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 17793899)
That's what the bible says. God created the world and everything in it bla bla bla and you say that science and religion don't contradict :1orglaugh

They don't. Try educating yourself on the subject. Einstein's theory of relativity in particular. What God defines as "days" isn't a 24 hour period. God created man on the 6th day, which meant he created everything else on the first 5 days including apes, dinosaurs, etc.. Ergo, no contradiction. Thanks for playing...


Also, before you mention the big bang, think carefully before you claim something can be created out of nothing, and then realize it doesn't contradict with religion either.:1orglaugh

Bryan G 12-22-2010 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793390)
You mean molested? And you mean less than 1% of the priest population? Great statistic!

Yes molested, my bad. Point still stands be it 1% or 99%, he asked lately and well you hear about it quite a bit "lately"

The Demon 12-22-2010 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 17793934)
Yes molested, my bad. Point still stands be it 1% or 99%, he asked lately and well you hear about it quite a bit "lately"

No problems there, those guys need to be behind bars..

Farang 12-22-2010 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793905)
What God defines as "days" isn't a 24 hour period. God created man on the 6th day, which meant he created everything else on the first 5 days including apes, dinosaurs, etc..

yeah yeah of course :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Demon 12-22-2010 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang (Post 17793983)
yeah yeah of course :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's usually the ignorant atheists that post their bullshit, not the intelligent ones..:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 12-22-2010 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17793012)
You do realize that Stalin's secularism killed more people than religion ever could? Or are you just trying to argue a biased viewpoint?

You're not really serious, are you?

I mean, it's so painfully obvious how many wars have been fought due to religion over the course of human history, you'd have to be thick as a brick to think that.

Take everyone who died in WWI and WWII combined, and I mean every single one- civilian and soldier, death camp and front line a like- and you're still not even scratching the surface of the number of people who have lost their lives over religion throughout the centuries.

dyna mo 12-22-2010 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17793838)
in this case, "evidence" is, as you say, relative, in the sense that what evidence exists is largely circumstantial and textual.

I happen to be discussing this with a history buff who is arguing that the jesus stories were an invention of the roman secret police to weaken the political imapact of the jeweish rebels after the diaspora. thats a fun conversation. saul/paul as an agent of rome, delivering sacks of gold to the new churches as part of a disinformation campaign. lol.

convieniently explains how they got the money to build the early church.

however it may be an unneccessary flourish. occams razor doesn't require it, people under the stresses of such a time are perfectly capable of starting messianic movements without the help of secret police.

saul/paul could be one of my most favorite historical characters. it's interesting to me that you suggest he was an agent for rome, esp. in light of the fact he was such a religious person. it's amazing to think that he converted from judaism to christianity but it's MINDBLOWING to hear some think he was an agent of rome. he never even visited rome until much much later in his life, and combined with all of the persecutions he recieved- i would be blown away if it were shown he turned his back on religion and actually sabotaged the jewish on behalf of the roman state.

rogueteens 12-22-2010 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17792185)
They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that.... :1orglaugh

I was going to say that too.
The was also a pretty good documentary on the other week that suggests that Jesus was just one of many "prophets" around in the Roman Empire (suprisingly, quite a lot is known about many of them) but over time, Jesus's name became attached to the exploits of those various people.

Bill8 12-22-2010 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17794250)
saul/paul could be one of my most favorite historical characters. it's interesting to me that you suggest he was an agent for rome, esp. in light of the fact he was such a religious person. it's amazing to think that he converted from judaism to christianity but it's MINDBLOWING to hear some think he was an agent of rome. he never even visited rome until much much later in his life, and combined with all of the persecutions he recieved- i would be blown away if it were shown he turned his back on religion and actually sabotaged the jewish on behalf of the roman state.

well, the only hope of proving or disproving such a thesis would come from as yet unmade archaeological discoveries - because textual evidence and hermenuetics can only tell us so much.

I personally doubt such archaeology will be uncovered, but, I'm always watching for it.

an agent for roman intelligence wouldn't have to be roman, or to ever have been in rome.

saul/paul is a rather terrifying character to have as a favorite figure. but, that is a bias on my part, I always found the letters rather disturbing.

altho I kinda feel like I should reread them. they appeared, and were arguably written, before the gospels, which were always my favorite documents of the collection - it might be educational to re-examine them with the mental toolset I have now.

dyna mo 12-22-2010 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill8 (Post 17794338)
saul/paul is a rather terrifying character to have as a favorite figure.

there's no need to pass judgement.

Bill8 12-22-2010 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17794343)
there's no need to pass judgement.

it's in the nature of human beings to make judgements.

arguably characters like saul/paul and augustine shaped the moral structure of the early church far more than the yeshuah of the gospels did. the early church and today's churches as well.

the core message of the letters seemed to me to be, "do not dare to defy the authority of appointed leaders, for fear of judgement", but I think I've already admitted I found them a difficult read.

I'd be happy to hear any lauding of saul/paul that anyone might care to make.

you know, I have to admit I don't have a decent book about paul in my library. I wonder if there is one.

dyna mo 12-22-2010 07:40 PM

there are several good books about paul. they were required reading for me back in college. he's been studied extensively since he made such a massive impact on western civ.

Slutboat 12-22-2010 08:16 PM

http://www.drediknight.com/wp-conten...anta-jesus.jpg

Bill8 12-22-2010 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17794382)
there are several good books about paul. they were required reading for me back in college. he's been studied extensively since he made such a massive impact on western civ.

like what?

I'm more interested in recent books - there's been a comparitively large revolution in biblical studies in the past two decades, such that the newer books tend to be much better.

I rather enjoyed Robert Funk's "Honest to Jesus", and his hermeneutic analysis of what in the gospels might actually be from the yeshuah era (20 to 40 AD) and what was provably added later or taken from earlier documents.

The Demon 12-22-2010 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 17794222)
You're not really serious, are you?

I mean, it's so painfully obvious how many wars have been fought due to religion over the course of human history, you'd have to be thick as a brick to think that.

Take everyone who died in WWI and WWII combined, and I mean every single one- civilian and soldier, death camp and front line a like- and you're still not even scratching the surface of the number of people who have lost their lives over religion throughout the centuries.

Which translates to, "I don't have any proof of this and in actuality the proof is against me so I'm going to call him braindead and hope he doesn't call my bluff". Sorry to tell you, but Stalin's secularism and Hitler's quasi-atheism own religion in terms of murders. Keep rationalizing.

Farang 12-23-2010 12:26 AM

http://files.sharenator.com/jesus_fa...-82175-580.jpg

Slutboat 12-23-2010 12:56 AM

Everyone please forgive that backward brain dead dumbfuck Texan "The Demon"

In the spirit of Xmas let's all give that evil mean spirited ugly motherfucker a break.

ShellyCrash 12-23-2010 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17794657)
Which translates to, "I don't have any proof of this and in actuality the proof is against me so I'm going to call him braindead and hope he doesn't call my bluff". Sorry to tell you, but Stalin's secularism and Hitler's quasi-atheism own religion in terms of murders. Keep rationalizing.

Saying communist secularism killed more people than people have killed people over religion is a foolish statement. The Sunnis and Shiites alone have been killing each other over religion- the same religion- for hundreds of years. You can't put a body count on that kind of carnage. Do you really think more people were killed in the USSR than people have been killing eachother over religion globally?

The crusades, the spanish inquisition, the troubles in Ireland, the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda, etc etc. You really think one period of time for a nation stands up to all of that combined? Because that's what you said- and if that's what you meant.... then yeah, you're pretty far out there.

Even if you attributed every single person that died of unnatural causes while Stalin was in power, from treason to starvation, you'll never come close to what's been going on in the middle east for generations. In the grand scheme of things Stalin's rule was a blink of an eye, meanwhile in the middle east people are still blowing each other up over there. Muslim vs Muslim, Muslim vs Jew, etc etc. Centuries of hatred.

If you have any facts to present please do. I tried like hell to get a number of deaths directly attributed to secularism under Stalin and didn't find any sources that broke it out.

Here, I'll start you off:

http://atheism.about.com/od/isatheis...eismKilled.htm

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How many people in Communist Russia and China have been killed because of atheism and secularism?

Response:
None, probably
Ok- Go!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 12-23-2010 01:17 AM

Oh, and-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War


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