Model's Reasons For Not Making A Shoot - Official Excuse Number 5,685,168,198,463,357
 

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"

So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard.

So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Ummm, yeah, OK.

Gotta love it. :-)

lol late night skate

hey we all need to make time to skateboard no matter what time of the day..it's that important, dont you know

girls do strange things sometimes...

had one cancel a few weeks ago due to her butthole bleeding.

i figured she wasn't making that up eh.

wonder why it was bleeding? :1orglaugh

stupid models

stranger things have happened... :)

Two words - cavity search.

maybe she just didn't want your big cock in her asshole

Best one I heard was: I flipped my truck on the freeway and she was ok, no drama and when I asked did she need help or a ride home nah its ok. they flipped it back over and Im driving home now.

About died laughing at her when she said that.

Shoot from the other side?

I'm surprised a model was awake at 11 am

ahhaha nice!!

She skinned her hip watching skateboarding on TV...

More likely....

No wonder she fell off, she went skating in the middle of the night and couldn't see shit.

I feel your pain on this, I get all sorts of shit excuses. You'd would be amazed the ammount of models whos mum has died the night before - I kid you not.

Or they got half way to the shoot but then realised they had no charger for the sat nav so they had better turn back home so they dont get lost.

Relatives and Pets seem to die all the time, I think one of my employees mom even died twice :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh night hook

:1orglaugh


Models make up the dumbest excuses but why is it so strange to go skateboarding at 8-9pm?

Fuck. :)

Ooo, that's a new one. Haven't had that excuse sprung on me by a model before. It's only a matter of time though

I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car.

But booking more work to not show up to while dicking us about us at the same time is quality multitasking.

[QUOTE=SimonScans;16261041]I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car.QUOTE]

winner :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you gotta love models.... they're soooooooooo original!

I always feel sorry for the grandmothers in this world. They seem to die in truckloads and some even die 3 times!
After the 3rd time they end up hospital, only to die again after a week or two :1orglaugh

Was she skateboarding naked?

MOST Models = Dumb as rocks...no surprise there.

what an excuse!!!

Maybe she tripped on that overturned truck

Indoor skatepark - is she a So Cal girl? Actually plausible.

hahaha, funny!

I hate excuses, it takes a MAN (or a WOMAN) to admit the truth! DAMN!! Funny though...

:1orglaugh

That sucks : (

Have you ever called in sick because you were making a YouTube video and tripped over a dog?

loool that's a good one

More stories please! :)

lol, I don't have to call in sick to a modeling job if I am my own boss making youtube video's :321GFY JK

LMAO!!!!

the best one a girl used on me that i can recall and that stood out from the usual "family emergency" bullshit was "my ovaries are sore"

I thought that the "i tested positive for HIV" was the most original excuse to not shoot.


And "sorry i cand shoot because Chuck Lidell tore my ass last night"



But the common one is a strait no show and i call Porno Dan and ask if that particular girl was at his party last night. Usually the answer is "yes".

I blame Porno Dan fo most of my no shows!!!