I need to GAIN weight.. help!
 

yes.. a good 10-20 pounds, lost too much weight over the past few weeks/months, and im alrady skinny... any tips? or shall i just eat like a pig for a few days??

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lift weights and eat a lot of protein. muscle weighs a lot. also eat like a pig. if you have to you can take weight gainer shakes. check any local gnc for some.

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i got the same problem..

i can eat for days, and i wont gain an oz.
when im at the gym, i just tell the fat people i used to be fat like them until i started eating at Subway.

Steroids is one way, 8 week cycle of sust and deca (search the engines) and workout and gain about 35lbs mostly muscle, cost = $1500

A Steak a day for 8 weeks and workout maybe gain 15-20lbs but you must workout harder to make sure it turns into muscle not so much fat cost $1400

we'll stay off the drugs for now... i haev hella fast metabolism.. thast prolly why i burn so muchof it... but i need to keep abit of it..
btw, eating mcdonald and harvey's everyday won't help, i used to do that in the summer.. mcdonalds almost twice a day for 2 1/2 months, didn't put on too much..

This is called the "Fatkins Diet"....

5lbs of butter
10lbs of bacon grease
1 side of beef
80 gallons of Whole Milk
55 Meat Lover's pizzas from PizzaHut.com
and a small diet coke.

If you eat this on a daily basis... you should start to gain some weight after no time at all.
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well you might also want to make sure you dont have any STD's or HIV related issues because you are not gaining weight

sounds like the typical daily meal for someone who is 250+ lbs

i used 2 laugh at the fatties when i worked fast food whod super size a combo with a dbl chzbrger then get a DIET COKE

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fuck drugs. i gained 35 pounds in about a year in 1/2 without drugs. all muscle. go get weight gainer shakes.

btw guys.. and girls... Im like 5"4.. 120 pounds... ;)

Post a pic.
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always eat breakfast and eat right before you brush your teeth and go to bed.

hold on

BEEF SANDWICH!

beer is the answer :winkwink:

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You can have some of the fat on me :)

God damn many years of making mega bucks in porn sitting down and doing nothing killed me :)

Eat the bad carbs & sugars to gain :)

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

can i have abit of the money too?

I've shit bigger than that

heh.. hence the thread..

increase caloric intake daily

eat 30% more with each meal

or the easy way i told my friend

eat normally thorugh the day, at nite , head to DQ, get a double cheeseburger meal and a large blizzard ahahah

haha no sorry. Not in the habit of handing it out :)

I do teach people how to earn it from time to time though.

Even the new guy can still make solid cash in today's industry.

Good luck on the cash and the weight.

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

Need extra help with anythig then? ;) i WILL need extra money for all this junk i'll have to eat :P

Not at this time, unless you are hot and want to do photo work :)

Course you could always promote AdultLogin.com with free content, domain, hosting, etc.. :)

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

icq me.. i'll message you tomorrow, im off to bed.. the hottness thing, chck out blury pic up there.... :P
but Im off to bed... nite all

dont forget to pig out before you go to bed. you will be just laying there so your body doesnt really burn calories when you sleep.

Well, I was joking and also, I don't do gay shoots.

Contact MaxPixels.com for that one. :)

Mogul
Mogul Networks Inc.

Buy weight gaining pills and combine them with the right food and some exercise. Trust me, it works...

Seb.

wtf is a weight gaining pill?

most people complaining about not gaining weight and saying that they already eat a lot, actually dont.

i have met a lot of people like you, and believe me, you people dont eat much at all.. before i cut down my food intake, i would eat two footlongs at subway, or 2 double whooper meals at BK, or a 3lb steak in just one meal.. only way i wouldnt gain weight was to swim 50-60 miles per week, and i bet you dont burn that many calories anyway..

just eat a lot and eat healthy..

I used to eat 5 meals a day + breakfast and the heaviest I got was 138lbs - I don't worry so much about it now - people call me skinny - I call them fat.
Weight hinders acceleration.

yeah but im getting sick from all this... and it feels like shit

I can also eat two subs from subway and I do it about 4 times a week.......... I cant gain weight either, I am 6'0 165

5"4ish and 120 pounds.... so im worst off