I think my girlfriend is cheating on me
 

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Do you cheat on her?

I LOL'd. :1orglaugh

Lol,old joke but still funny

LOL that was funny

So was she in a taxi? ;)

dude thats completely normal.

That was awesome :thumbsup

Go have them both checked out.

you put a smile on my face, I needed that tonight.. thanks

I am sure you can fix it yourself if you have the right tools.

if you have to ask you should probably take it to the dealer.

hahahahaha

that was strange but nice to read..

LOL, funny.

bahahahahahah :-)

Is it still under warranty? take it back to the dealer :)

You can easily replace the gasket yourself.

What they said.

Thanks for the laugh! :1orglaugh

hahaha.. nice one. You better fix some errands now before it getting worst.

haha good joke..

This happn to me too doridori is sad :(

Time to upgrade both. ;)

:2 cents:

what a sucker

Take it to the dealer man, best tip.

old joke. I've read it in three different languages so far :)

Trade them both in for better models

Why? Did it take a long time to get the bike back from the dealer?

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Ban old jokes!

You're fucked up bro...hahhaha

must have a harley

:1orglaugh nice ending

old but funny :)

wow, that joke has only been posted what, 500 times?

timeline please

loool that was pretty good.

oldy but good joke