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munki 03-11-2009 08:52 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 03-11-2009 08:55 AM

That's awesome.. I had never heard it before so it caught me. Good one.

Kenny B! 03-11-2009 08:55 AM

haha, good one

DrChango 03-11-2009 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phaseman (Post 15610960)
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Well played, sir, well played

BradM 03-11-2009 09:06 AM

That was soooo funny. Never heard that one before.

woj 03-11-2009 09:12 AM

:1orglaugh

Achmed's Wife Halimah 03-11-2009 09:18 AM

even halimah have heard this one
welcome to 2005

carol.prime 03-11-2009 09:59 AM

LOL!! :1orglaugh
funny stuff!

Phoenix 03-11-2009 10:06 AM

haha i loled

hope the bike is ok;)

Scott McD 03-11-2009 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15612445)
timeline please

People never post timeline pics anymore... :(

LiveDose 03-11-2009 10:22 AM

An oldie but funny none the less...:thumbsup

Deesnuts 03-11-2009 10:30 AM

good one!

Max Potential 03-11-2009 10:57 AM

Lord no, don't get someone else involved.

That might be why she is so screwed as it is.

Sounds to me like she needs a good going over. And I mean all over.

A leak may be signs of a more serious issue. You did the right thing by cumming to us for advice.

I think she needs a serious valve job.

While your are at it, you'll want to change her oil and really lube that baby up.

This may be a little messy but it works for me..

And it may take more than one attempt until you get it right.

You really need to plug her leak until there is no more oozing out.

Make sure you have the right size plug. Too little is just not going to do anything for her and too big, well it just won't go in.

If you have the wrong size oil plug, you're just not going to do it right and she won't be happy. Then she will have to go somewhere else to see if someone else can do it right.

Okay, now that you think you have the right size plug, you're going to have to play around with the hole a little to get her all lubed up and ready to receive that plug.

You'll know you've done it wrong when it starts out moaning and purring but then starts getting making this real *****ie and odd sound. When she starts whining and just doesn't feel or sound right, you'll need to stop and start over.

If her valves are knocking then you need to start all over until you do it right. You might need a third person to really make her scream. The best thing about this is you only have to stand back or sit and watch how a real pro does it.

When you're ready to give it another try, you better be sure to wear something to protect you. You want to be sure there are no foreign objects in there and use only new oil, not any that has been used before. Because once you place that plug in and really pumping that oil to her you had better hope you're doing it right and she is happy with it.

If you're doing it right but she starts screaming real loud you are going to have to thrust something in there to make her shut up and not wake up the neighbors. If nothing is oozing out then you know you she likes it. A little drip here in there is nothing to worry about. You might have to clean her up a little and make sure you didn't get any on yourself.

If you continue to have problems then you're not going to be able to ride her. And you definitely don't want to let anyone else on her. That could really mess things up. Especially if they have an accident and and she comes back all banged up. Sure, you can confront the other person about the condition they left her in but hey, they can deny it and it might end up being your problem anyways.

Otherwise, you are just going to wear her engine out and you might as well put her on the curb with a FOR SALE sign her.

As for the problem with your girlfriend, I wouldn't take the advice of anyone here.

Chit Chat 03-11-2009 11:38 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Max Potential 03-11-2009 11:57 AM

:thumbsup

ContentPimp 03-11-2009 12:00 PM

Hot damn, what a strange turn of events :P

Max Potential 03-11-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinafaye (Post 15613555)
Hot damn, what a strange turn of events :P

the boy has a problem, he needs some moral support!

Sunny 03-11-2009 02:02 PM

ah you really LOVE her, i think you should express it with her and this is the only way that she can comes to you :)

All the Best :thumbsup

BigDickDFromCincinnati 03-11-2009 03:19 PM

if it is still under warranty take it to the dealer for sure!:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 03-11-2009 03:24 PM

easy fix !

Odie 03-11-2009 04:10 PM

rofl! thanks for the laugh!!

WinstonTriplexcash 03-11-2009 04:19 PM

If its just new, I'd say take it back to the dealer -thanks for the lol


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