Ever fake washing your hands because you were too lazy?
 

I was in the bathroom in my office today and I saw something that mystified me. I could see the sink through the crack in the stall, and I saw an employee come in, use the bathroom, and then FAKE washing his hands. He turned on the water, grabbed a towel out of the dispenser, crumbled it up, and threw it in the garbage so it sounded liked he washed, when he in fact did not!

We do not handle food or anything, but man, that says something about a guys character doesn't it? Why not just wash your hands? I am thinking of firing the guy to be honest. Or, is this common?

Thoughts?

what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

get a life loser. :2 cents:

i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me. :2 cents:

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funny thread


I have never heard of fake washing your hands :helpme

Lol, yeah, I've done that before!!

Well, that sure is an odd one, gotta admit! LOL

The fact that you know of this crack in the washroom and use it to spy on people says a lot about your character as well.

Quid Pro Quo...

exactlyyyyyyy

i love when idiots throw stones at people.

90% of people that go in and out of office bathrooms to shit or piss dont wash their hands they just run it under the water and wipe em and walk out, water doesnt clean germs off so i never got why people do that or was even raised to do that.

Your hands have more germs, dirt, grime on them than most mens cocks and for sure your sterilized piss.

Do you wash your dirty hands before your touch your clean cock?

you should watch this then

actually yes i do, if my hands feel dirty or i know they are dirty ill wash them before i pull my pud out to take a leak

that's disgusting.

Hit me up if you are selling content :thumbsup

That's pretty gross. I see people go in and out without even faking to wash their hands. Makes you not want to ever shake anyone's hand.

I fake it sometimes! Though only if it is a motion sensor unit and I only touched my cock, then I figure i'm ahead not touching everything and getting the fuck out asap.

I don't understand that one....

I wash my hands because I'm looking out for myself. I don't understand why anyone would just go through the motions -- for appearances. Now he's stuck with nasty restroom hands.

Anyway, half the dudes in restrooms just walk out without washing their hands.

it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate

I have a germ thing so I always wash my hands. I'm also one of those weirdos who uses a towel to grab the door handle on the way out.

Even when going in the bathroom I'll grab the very bottom of the handle assuming that area gets touched less and has fewer germs.

even if you wash your hands on the way out you still touch the dirty doorknob

ha ha me too.

Almost always do I wash my hands, I'll admit there has been a time or two where I didn't but a lot of the time I don't even touch handles (using Sweatshirt or bottom of my shirt to cover my hand) or I use the towel that I'm drying my hands with to open the door before leaving.

LOL

Chocked by video

To those of you who just like being douchebags...I didn't "spy", I just happen to catch it. It wasn't thought out...I just happened to notice it through the corner of my eye. What do you think I sit around staking out bathrooms to watch a guy wash his hands? fucking assholes.

And don't even site there and tell me you wouldn't do the same. You are telling me that you glance up and notice that you can see the sink from where you are and you quickly put your hands up "Oh NO, I can't look". Bullshit!

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.

And also gay? What kind of homophobic shit is that? I'm gay because I saw a guy NOT wash his hands. come on now, surely you have something bigger in life to bitch about. I'm a man and I'm secure enough in that to be able to catch a view of somthing and not question my sexuality. A guy who calls someone gay because they looked at something clearly has weird feelings if they saw the same thing. Shame on you.

its good to get into the habit of always washing hands...

I do it alot.. makes all the difference I think.. germs everywhere in this dirty town!

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freeze wash your damn hands!

"You know when I wash my hands?

WHEN I SHIT ON THEM!"

- George Carlin

no you are gay because:

you just admitted you glanced at another guys "equipment" to see where you rank. and then tried to make it sound like "o not everyone does it" to make yourself sound less gay. well guess what it is to late. :2 cents:

Always 8

by the sound of your thread... YES.

Nope... . though in Asia i've skipped out of washing altogether to avoid being molested by the men's room attendants. :Oh crap

sounds like you are not only staking out guys washing their hands in bathrooms but also staking out their cocks. sounds gay if you ask me. :2 cents:

ummm, never crossed my mind to see how I rank. That is mildly disturbing.

Did you wash your hands today?

lol firing a guy for fake washing his hands?

sure its weird but damn... its more comical than anything.

*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"

ok Ray so let me get the straight:

you have no problem checking out a guys cock standing next to you?
but you have a problem when a guy doesnt wash his hands?


LOL :1orglaugh

Good work on sleuthing out this closet penis peaker, Meta. :thumbsup

this thread gave me a chuckle :1orglaugh

this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company. :1orglaugh

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