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kmanrox 12-01-2008 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15126791)
what kind of fucking creeps hawks on people when they are taking a shit?

get a life loser. :2 cents:

i always wash my hands, and it is fucking nasty for people not to. but at the sametime you are a totaly creep for watching how he operates in a bathroom. what are you gay?

you are the type of loser to start a conversation at the urinal, look loser i have my cock in my hand stop talking to me. :2 cents:
hahhaahaaaaahaaa

KingpinMedia 12-01-2008 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15127306)

Everyone in this thread knows you would look. Just like some guy standing five feet from the urinal next to you...you don't glance at his equipment just to see where you rank...I call bullshit! Plain and simple.
http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/Reminder.jpg

Jens Van Assterdam 12-01-2008 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15127550)
this guy wants to fire the worker for not having washed his hands, meanwhile he probably has whos who list of cock rankings for the company. :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

[ Nate ] 12-01-2008 01:35 PM
As long as they didn't get shit or piss on themselves who cares?

Machete_ 12-01-2008 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15127496)
*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"
even I thought that was funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kudles 12-01-2008 01:47 PM
All the time

Scott McD 12-01-2008 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15126842)
you should watch this then
Holy shit !!!! :eek7:eek7

Vicious_B 12-01-2008 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15127078)
it would be like faking a orgasm when you masturbate
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That was great.

My thought is if your going to go through the motions of "faking" washing your hands why not just wash your hands. Is it that much more effort?

CurrentlySober 12-01-2008 02:06 PM
I like poo
:)

RayVega 12-01-2008 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15127496)
*guy at urinal notices RayVega looking at his cock*
"can i help you?"

rayvega - "nope just seeing where i rank"

"wtf"
*guy walks out without washing his hands*

ray vega - "ewww that guy didnt wash his hands"
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that is funny

Adam X 12-01-2008 02:10 PM
after watching that video, OMG, I'm headed straight for my medicine cabinet ... I took this De-worming herbal liquid ..20 drops a serving 3 times a day into a spot of gatorade or something.. it tastes like hell but it rids the body of any kind of worms that feed on you.. maybe you pick up parasites from undercooked food, etc.. etc.. not to freak everyone out but do a search on it.. its insane.. next product I'll buy is this one.. pills that wont taste bad.. and easier to ingest.. http://www.humaworm.com/

I think this would kill that worm she had in her brain.. how fuckin disgusting

MetaMan 12-01-2008 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 15127808)
after watching that video, OMG, I'm headed straight for my medicine cabinet ... I took this De-worming herbal liquid ..20 drops a serving 3 times a day into a spot of gatorade or something.. it tastes like hell but it rids the body of any kind of worms that feed on you.. maybe you pick up parasites from undercooked food, etc.. etc.. not to freak everyone out but do a search on it.. its insane.. next product I'll buy is this one.. pills that wont taste bad.. and easier to ingest.. http://www.humaworm.com/

I think this would kill that worm she had in her brain.. how fuckin disgusting
i heard tin foil hats also stop from worm development. :2 cents:

http://sonicchicken.net/blog/wordpre...infoil_hat.jpg

NicAngel 12-01-2008 02:26 PM
now i'm more paranoid than ever. i always pay attention to what i touch when in public. do you wash your hands after touching the menu at a restaurant? shopping carts? gas station pumps? atm machines? the list goes on and on.....

i keep the small hand sanitizer bottles in my car and purse and use it after i touch anything public.

MetaMan 12-01-2008 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NicAngel (Post 15127934)
now i'm more paranoid than ever. i always pay attention to what i touch when in public. do you wash your hands after touching the menu at a restaurant? shopping carts? gas station pumps? atm machines? the list goes on and on.....

i keep the small hand sanitizer bottles in my car and purse and use it after i touch anything public.
you people are fucking freaks, the body has an immune system for a reason.

you are the type of idiots whos kids end up getting 10x more colds then the average kid because of your paranoia.

Adam X 12-01-2008 02:32 PM
doesn't hurt to be aware and practice clean living... and your statement couldn't be more false about getting 10x more than average people because of paranoia!! What've you been smoking this morning?

clean people less judgmental? lol we paid for this study?? fuckin unreal..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/...lessjudgmental

MetaMan 12-01-2008 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 15127969)
doesn't hurt to be aware and practice clean living... and your statement couldn't be more false about getting 10x more than average people because of paranoia!! What've you been smoking this morning?

clean people less judgmental? lol we paid for this study?? fuckin unreal..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/...lessjudgmental
no you you missed the entire point, wow you people are painful, your immune system is supposed to be challenged and when you dont let it be challenged it does not build up immunity.

you are killing the good bacteria on your skin by over washing.

Randy West 12-01-2008 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RayVega (Post 15127790)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that is funny
Nice back pedal.

It really isn't funny. I would literally break your fucking jaw in 7 different places without even asking you a question if I ever saw you trying to sneak a peak at my package. I am not even fucking kidding either.

As far as your employee not washing his hands, what the fuck business is it of your what he does? Is he serving you hors d'oeuvres while you seek out men on men golden shower sites online until someone walks in and you ALT+TAB back to GFY?

I think you are a closet queer to be honest. :2 cents:

bronco67 12-01-2008 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 15128104)
Nice back pedal.

It really isn't funny. I would literally break your fucking jaw in 7 different places without even asking you a question if I ever saw you trying to sneak a peak at my package. I am not even fucking kidding either.

As far as your employee not washing his hands, what the fuck business is it of your what he does? Is he serving you hors d'oeuvres while you seek out men on men golden shower sites online until someone walks in and you ALT+TAB back to GFY?

I think you are a closet queer to be honest. :2 cents:
Damn, Randy just comes in a take charge. I like that.


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