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cherrylula 08-22-2008 12:29 PM

Do you sleep with a weapon by your bed?
 
I was making the bed the other day, and I realized we have a few weapons near the bed. A boot blade right on the nightstand, a really long baton looking thing that opens up to a really long knife, and a shotgun under the bed. I do not believe the gun is loaded, but the shells are ready to go.

I've heard of people sleeping with a loaded gun close by, I don't think I could do that. Then again, is a knife really going to help in case of an intruder? That was my thoughts.

I picture my 110 pound self with this huge blade trying to defend myself. :1orglaugh

I think I would rather a gun.

Gun, or knife? or both. :1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 08-22-2008 12:31 PM

I keep a loaded walther p99 in my bedside table. Hopefully never have to use it though.

ProducerCashDave 08-22-2008 12:33 PM

The weapon is in my pants cocked and loaded

Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-22-2008 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14648026)
I I do not believe the gun is loaded

I think I would find out if it were my gun. :winkwink:

Dagwolf 08-22-2008 12:36 PM

I have a hunting knife handy, although I never consciously thought about putting it there for defense.

I also keep a Pu-36 explosive space modulator under my pillow but that's mostly for kinky stuff.

rhon23 08-22-2008 12:36 PM

I do not own a gun but I do sleep with a screwdriver in hands reach. It will probabally never help me but it's the comfort of knowing it is there

[ScreaM] 08-22-2008 12:37 PM

My hands and legs are my weapons.

BradM 08-22-2008 12:37 PM

Yep. My fists.

cherrylula 08-22-2008 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 14648051)
I think I would find out if it were my gun. :winkwink:

Its my husband's gun.

BIG gun! :1orglaugh

Sosa 08-22-2008 12:37 PM

got a baseball bat on my wifes side of the bed.

cherrylula 08-22-2008 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 14648058)
I do not own a gun but I do sleep with a screwdriver in hands reach. It will probabally never help me but it's the comfort of knowing it is there

I would not want to run into you in a dark room with a screwdriver. I know you are capable. :1orglaugh

bobby666 08-22-2008 12:39 PM

i bet this thread is not about european habbits :)

TubeTitans_SusieQ 08-22-2008 12:41 PM

my bf sleeps with a gun in his nightstand

Fletch XXX 08-22-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle (Post 14648051)
I think I would find out if it were my gun. :winkwink:


its mine, and it is not loaded. cherry doesny handle guns.

i am the one who will shoot you.

BusterBunny 08-22-2008 12:42 PM

i sleep surrounded by 8 ratdogs they are like a vicious school of piranha

LeRoy 08-22-2008 12:42 PM

Yes I called it a wife that will tear your head off and shit down your throat B4 breakfast :)

plyndrty 08-22-2008 12:43 PM

I have a 357 Magnum under the bed. I hope I never need to use it and I really don't want to kill anyone. I lived in "suit case city" near USF while I was going to college in the early 90's and bought the gun for protection and never got rid of it.

Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-22-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 14648088)

i am the one who will shoot you.

ME?

:Oh crap

MetaMan 08-22-2008 01:10 PM

BUTCH ALERT

seeandsee 08-22-2008 01:18 PM

I have a full glass of water near my bed

gornyhuy 08-22-2008 01:18 PM

I have my Chi.

watch out. I will chi you to death, bitch!

Anthony 08-22-2008 01:19 PM

I have a pistol near.

G-Rotica 08-22-2008 01:20 PM

S&W .357 on the headboard. Safety off.

An unloaded gun is a useless gun.

CDSmith 08-22-2008 01:20 PM

I have various weapons within reach, but I'm not about to disclose them here.

Bad guys may be lurking.

_Richard_ 08-22-2008 01:58 PM

sleep with a knife under my mattress

Violetta 08-22-2008 02:00 PM

nobody in norway has guns. I have never seen one in real life.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2008 02:03 PM

I keep one in my head board unloaded, with the rounds in a neat box next to it.

It's a SW 9 MM

Skillz Unlimited 08-22-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plyndrty (Post 14648101)
I have a 357 Magnum under the bed. I hope I never need to use it and I really don't want to kill anyone. I lived in "suit case city" near USF while I was going to college in the early 90's and bought the gun for protection and never got rid of it.


Sweet gun. I use to have one. I called it my baby canon. You gotta love revolvers. Now I keep a different gun in my night stand. I use to keep it loaded with one in the chamber but having kids changed that. Now I keep the gun and the clip in seperate places but close enought to where i can reach both at the same time

Supz 08-22-2008 02:17 PM

My gun


'This is my rifle, this is my gun, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun' :-)

Redmanthatcould 08-22-2008 02:22 PM

I sleep on a bed of nails, with a knife in my teeth.

It took some getting used to, but it does wonders for your posture and reflexes.

L-Pink 08-22-2008 02:23 PM

H&K 45 in my night stand .... My g/f keeps a Hitachi wand in hers.


:1orglaugh




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cherrylula 08-22-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 14648587)
nobody in norway has guns. I have never seen one in real life.

Its ok, the USA has enough guns for the entire world. :1orglaugh

MrMaxwell 08-22-2008 02:31 PM

Ruger .357
I keep it where you won't see it if you happen to make it to me without waking me

On a table or headboard beside you sleeping is not the best idea in the world

minddust 08-22-2008 02:33 PM

SIG P229 in my nightstand
Glock 22 under the mattress
all loaded & ready to "protect"

fatfoo 08-22-2008 02:52 PM

noooooo..........

CDSmith 08-22-2008 02:55 PM

I sleep with a fully loaded RPG under my bed.

No more wishing I had a rocket launcher when someone is breaking in this guy's house.

notime 08-22-2008 02:59 PM

I got a bad ass wife that will fuck up any intruder :)
I saw her kick a muggers balls once in the subway, damn that must have hurt
she got her purse back though

RyuLion 08-22-2008 03:12 PM

Nothing against anybody but I don't live "afraid".
I've lived in dangerous places like Mexico City, Argentina, Colombia, etc. and never needed a weapon to defend myself..

mikesouth 08-22-2008 03:17 PM

I have a variety of loaded guns within easy reach most of the time, I also have a concealed carry permit.

a knife, a screwdriver, your fists or your cock are no match for a loaded gun.

Why do I carry a gun....simple because carry a cop is too cumbersome and when seconds count the cops are only minutes away....

Jensen 08-22-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 14648903)
I got a bad ass wife that will fuck up any intruder :)
I saw her kick a muggers balls once in the subway, damn that must have hurt
she got her purse back though

hmm I'd like to see her fuck an intruder.. new dvd series perhaps?


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