I have a gummibat to kick some burglar's ass

I keep a crazy Muslim in the closet

Who lives afraid? I live prepared, big difference.

WTF man..that's gonna destroy you're whole house! :1orglaugh

I slept with a pistol on my headboard for years when I lived in the US. Usually one there and others in different places throughout the house.

Now I have a large, teak club by the bed and a machete between the mattresses.

an alarm system and a 50 lb pit mix who is very protective of me. :)

I have my iphone near the bed...if an intruder comes in, I'll distract him with useless apps....

I have a sword mounted over my bed, but would probably just injure myself getting it down if I chose to use it as a weapon...

I have a 38 that a friend of mine rigged up with a holder to my bed. Since my bedroom is a loft and I have a small house, even a really really crappy aim will hit its mark :) There's also a 22 rifle in there right now so if the 6 bullets don't stop them, I have back up!

Thankfully I still have 2 pugs who can still hear and will alert me to someone/something coming into the door. Getting into my room any other way would be physically impossible (plus even *I* would hear that since it would involve ladders and rock climbing equipment).

yep, loaded and ready to go

one of the rules I live by:
"Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it".

Yeah, what he says ! :winkwink:


C'mon, all this talking about guns, are those guys serious ?

It's somehow hard to an average European (not a criminal guy) to imagine the need to sleep with a gun under the bed, holy shit.

Is this the reallity of US ? Or you guys are just kidding ?

Sleeping with fear, that's not good for your health for sure. :(

I always have a baseball bat near the bed. I never thought that much about it but one night about a year ago someone broke in and it was a big help in splitting open the motherfuckers head. Now I appreciate it more than I used to.

Are you pervert? Sleeping with weapon.

ofcourse I dont, where the fuck do you people live???????

.38 special if you get past the Rottweiler ...

my dog would rip anyone nuts off who couldn't shoot it first

If you sleep with a gun then you have to move to a better place !!!!!

Yea, thieves and home invaders never travel to nice neighborhoods looking for a good score ...... :Oh crap

locked and loaded

My cat would scratch their eyes out

If you have to sleep with a weapon in your bed then you live in a shitty place and I feel sorry for your pathetic life..:helpme

I had a boss was a captain special forces, Vietnam two tours a colorful fellow. He said for home protection a shotgun is best, point it in the general direction and pull the trigger. He said being nervous and trying to shoot a handgun you would be shocked how close you can be and miss.

I LIVE IN CANADA SUCH THINGS DONT EXIST!

j/k

I'm picking up a shotgun next week... just going through the criminal record check procedures right now, shouldn't take too much longer and I'll be good to go.

Will probably go with a pistol grip 12ga with a nice short 16-18" barrel.