Mystery Creature Washes Up On Long Island (Looks like a shell-less turtle)
 

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:Oh crap

not a turtle

Poor thing looks like it's been cooked by the sun.

wtf is it? link

Ya a news link would be nice. Specially since that really does not look much like anything that would belong in the water full time.

'Rotting monster' washes up on beach Looks like a cross between a dog and a turtle to me.

If you saw this, would you just take a picture and leave?

Cannot be a turtle...weird creature..

Looks like a turtle that has been mutated.

looks like a turtle with cow feet??? you know plumb island is too far away form there might have been some crazy ass mutation?

That's uglier than my in-laws.

That is EXACTLY what I said when I saw it. A bunch of people standing around, obviously at least one had a camera and all they have is one fucking shot of the thing? You've got to be kidding me.

I'd take a ton of pics, flip it over, take more pics, pose it with a cigarette and pimp hat and take more pics.

I am leaning towards turtle mutation .. turtle mutation born with out a shell that somehow survived till kids hit it with sticks and poured gas on it and and hit it and beat it and ... ya .. uh ., ya .. never mind .

A turtle? LOL, look at the size of that mother fucker, looks more like a pig with a fucked up face.

and it ends with some guy taking it home?

WTF!?!?!

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Bloated sea turtle sans shell.

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I'm cereal guys!

could it be a dog?

I wonder what it tastes like

He looks sleepy



Someone should poke a hole in his side and have sex with it

Probably like bukkake.. :2 cents:

looks kinda prehistoric..

Looks like a short muzzled dog with its nose rotted off to me.

manbearpig

its bs, look at the shadow on the body and the one on the head. they are in different directions. Nice photochoping..

roflllll

looks fine to me...

Looks like one of the enemies of the first ninja turtle movies, couldnt find any pics though.

:eek7:eek7:eek7:eek7

Is that real?

Looks like its giving us the finger....

lolz, Montauk.

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I'm leaning towards Chupacabra! That's gotta be it ;)

where is its penis??????????

I call fake!

sure looks like it, its been in the water for a while:2 cents:

Looks like a gargoyle fell and it's wings broke off.