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BradM 04-17-2008 10:47 AM

You have 30 days to live - what do you do?
 
If you were told you would be healthy up until day 30 when you would drop dead on your back, what would you do with the month that you have left?

Assume you own a house, car, married with 2 kids and live in a suburb of a medium sized US city.

munki 04-17-2008 10:48 AM

Apply Jack Daniels, and wait for results...

G-Rotica 04-17-2008 10:48 AM

Party like a dead man.

LeRoy 04-17-2008 10:48 AM

Just spend it with my fam

corvette 04-17-2008 10:49 AM

go buy a carton of Marlboros and start smoking again

Ethersync 04-17-2008 10:50 AM

Big life insurance policy to take care of the family?

2012 04-17-2008 10:57 AM

raise hell ,

scratch that... i've already been to detroit

Jens Van Assterdam 04-17-2008 10:58 AM

masturbate like theres no tomorrow!

shaGuar 04-17-2008 11:16 AM

shoot at the mr. president

martinsc 04-17-2008 11:17 AM

i guess i would spend as much as i can with the kids....

Jens Van Assterdam 04-17-2008 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaGuar (Post 14080323)
shoot at the mr. president

Arrest black baby´s before they get criminal!!



Source: T-shirt Hell


:winkwink::1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Michaelious 04-17-2008 11:20 AM

Party and travel a bit

Scott McD 04-17-2008 11:20 AM

1. Kill a few people i dislike.

2. Bang loads of whores!

Ethersync 04-17-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaGuar (Post 14080323)
shoot at the mr. president

Let us know how it goes with the secret service ;)

Tom_PM 04-17-2008 11:29 AM

Get an erection that lasts over 4 hours, just to confirm the commercial warnings.

campimp 04-17-2008 11:29 AM

in the immortal words of a great man..

FUCK TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

http://tinotopia.com/wordpress/wp-co...0701271517.jpg

headless ghost 04-17-2008 11:29 AM

I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

Ethersync 04-17-2008 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 14080387)
I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

That's fucked up :Oh crap

nico-t 04-17-2008 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 14080387)
I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

holy shit. I also dont trust the doctors opinions one fucking bit anymore. They always fuck shit up.

CherryLipsRosa 04-17-2008 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by headless ghost (Post 14080387)
I would see another doctor. doctors fuckup all the time. thats why their is lawyers.

I went to the hospital with chest pain, doctors done some tests said I needed a 4 way bypass operation, I was so full of morphine that I signed for the operation. they done the operation and I recovered.

a few months later I had the same pain but this time I went to another hospital. they done tests and said there is nothing wrong with your heart and never was!

the pain I had was from acid reflux.

see another doctor.

ok that is scary ...

CherryLipsRosa 04-17-2008 12:22 PM

I would basically spend it with the people i love and travel... Nothing depressing or sad :) every second counts...

Martin 04-17-2008 12:25 PM

Try to pass around what is killing me too as many people as possible.

fris 04-17-2008 12:26 PM

give the pope a sponge bath

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp (Post 14080385)
in the immortal words of a great man..

FUCK TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

http://tinotopia.com/wordpress/wp-co...0701271517.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!

I would record my post-homous album...

GatorB 04-17-2008 12:53 PM

commit suicide

iseeyou 04-17-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 14080358)
Hookers and 8-balls and on the 30th day file my taxes at the IRS with a kalashnikov?

We have a winner!

Jman 04-17-2008 02:25 PM

I wouldn't change anything as I wouldn't want to have my family walk on egg shells or be sad every time they look at me cause I'm dying in 30 days.

CurrentlySober 04-17-2008 02:28 PM

Party like a mofo for 29 days, then commit Suicide, leaving a note that it was all the fault of someone I didn't like, and that he was totally responsible for my death...












and eat lots of poo

qxm 04-17-2008 02:34 PM

I'D GO:

Skyyyyy diviinngg .......I'd go
Rocky Mountain Climbing ... I'd go
12.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu
and I'd love deeper and I'd speak sweeter
and I'd give forgiveness I'd been denying
and I say someday I hope you get the chance to live like you were dying.......

http://www.whitsundays-australia.com/Images/100063.jpg

UFGators2007 04-17-2008 04:21 PM

Dance
 
I would dance! DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!



Oh yeah, have lots of sex and eat/drink everything bad for me.



Also, I would punch a sleeping baby in the face!

Skillz Unlimited 04-17-2008 05:12 PM

Set up as much shit as I can for my family.

fuzebox 04-17-2008 05:29 PM

http://files.list.co.uk/images/2008/...ket-list-2.jpg

shekinah 04-17-2008 09:48 PM

I'd spend the rest of my life with my family!:)

EuroRev_Stacey 04-18-2008 12:31 AM

Spend with my family of course, give them every second of my life :)

Boogie Nights 04-18-2008 12:35 AM

Trip on acid and go hide out on Tom Sawyer's island at Disney World. I used to do that anyways back in the day.

quantum-x 04-18-2008 12:40 AM

Take 25 days off to travel.
Spend the last 5 with my family.

viencarl 04-18-2008 05:22 AM

spend the days with my family and make a good memories

halfpint 04-18-2008 05:25 AM

Spend it with family, party hard and travel to places Iv always wanted to see

Lil Miss C Cups 04-18-2008 05:33 AM

I would see my last 30 days on a secluded beach soaking up the rays and drinking cocktails.

SexualDragon 04-18-2008 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica (Post 14080180)
Party like a dead man.

exaclty. Have my way unprotected way with every barslut I could find


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