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I would also do everything that is bad for me in triplicate
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As someone, and a lot of bad films have pointed out, what happens in the instance that you don't magically die on the 30ths day.
If you've spent 30 days reaming midget trannies in the raw ad teabagging sleeping cops, you probably have sucessfully dimished your expectancy :D |
Spend every second with my hubby and kids, doing as many things with them as I and they want to do.
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i have no clue
more than likely tho just spend it w/ my family and make sure everything will be okay for them |
Start killing people.
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i would spend the days with my family, friends and loved ones. I'll take the time to thank them for everything they have done to me. I'll ask for forgiveness for every things that i've done wrong.
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Fuck other chick every day.
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make history
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i'd rapefuck paris hilton...
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The way i see it Im prop. going to hell anyway - so I'd sit down make a list, and take a bunch of people out - like that kid in grade school who farted and blamed me - he has to go.
Nah... just playin - I'd prob just smoke crack and when i was sober - look for more crack. Wait Wait ... I'd go to church and repent, spend time with my family, and send fuck you letters to all the people i owe money to. |
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i would try to get 50k posts to turn red
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start killing nazis in hungary.
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I'd post all my remaining days on GFY... and be the bestest keyboard warrior ever!
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Fuck, drink, party, travel, kill and write a book about it.
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I would make my wife understand that I need to take a couple of weeks to visit Prague, Rio, Dominican Republic and Panama. In each of these destinations it would be my mission to organize a 24 hour gangbang by 10 or more of the finest escorts I can find. Then I'd spend some time with the wife and kids.
On day 30, I would like to be pushed off the edge of the grand canyon in a flaming shopping cart. |
I dunno, but I'd probably sleep less
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I'll fuck........... fuck........... fuck all day long
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Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.
I would do something that directed everyone's attention on me in some sort of positive or positive/negative way... So that when i'm dead people will remember me or continue to be annoyed by me... |
Days 1 - 29, do what most folks would do with a family
but on day 30, fuck the wife's sister :) :) :) |
Here's what id do if i had 30 days:
(1) Before the 30 days started, id have 6 months of planning in order to execute (3) - see below. (2) Once the 30 days had started, for 29 of those days id be fucking as much as possible. Id also be eating pizza and pasta and smoking cannabis and drinking and basically have a brilliant time of things. Mostly though, id be under the sheets humping. (3) On the last day, owing to the planning that i had done (see item 1), I would be at a rally listening to George Dubya Bush live, rambling on. At the key moment, id raise my pistol and shoot him in the head and watch him fall off the canvas - for the good of all humanity. Well, im dead tommorrow. |
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That place is nothing but trouble. |
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Your reply sounds suspiciously like the reply id expect to see from most women, so presumably you're a woman. |
I'd travel ...
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Take my kids traveling and do every crazy thing that I could think of. Make sure everyone in my life knows how I feel about them including the ones I dont like.
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Run credit through the roof blowing it out until the last minute.
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