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SexualDragon 04-18-2008 05:39 AM

I would also do everything that is bad for me in triplicate

quantum-x 04-18-2008 06:14 AM

As someone, and a lot of bad films have pointed out, what happens in the instance that you don't magically die on the 30ths day.

If you've spent 30 days reaming midget trannies in the raw ad teabagging sleeping cops, you probably have sucessfully dimished your expectancy :D

Cyndalie 04-18-2008 06:19 AM

Spend every second with my hubby and kids, doing as many things with them as I and they want to do.

Chris 04-18-2008 07:54 AM

i have no clue
more than likely tho just spend it w/ my family and make sure everything will be okay for them

Holly 04-18-2008 08:02 AM

Start killing people.

carol.prime 04-18-2008 10:11 AM

i would spend the days with my family, friends and loved ones. I'll take the time to thank them for everything they have done to me. I'll ask for forgiveness for every things that i've done wrong.

Klen 04-18-2008 10:23 AM

Fuck other chick every day.

Chauncy 04-18-2008 10:30 AM

make history

BradM 04-18-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 14083895)
Start killing people.

You know it's funny, I was waiting for someone to say that. :thumbsup

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-18-2008 10:58 AM

i'd rapefuck paris hilton...

Ethersync 04-18-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14084538)
i'd rapefuck paris hilton...

...and die with herpes :1orglaugh

skrinkladoo 04-18-2008 03:10 PM

The way i see it Im prop. going to hell anyway - so I'd sit down make a list, and take a bunch of people out - like that kid in grade school who farted and blamed me - he has to go.

Nah... just playin - I'd prob just smoke crack and when i was sober - look for more crack.

Wait Wait ... I'd go to church and repent, spend time with my family, and send fuck you letters to all the people i owe money to.

SexualDragon 04-18-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 14084538)
i'd rapefuck paris hilton...

you can't rape the willing

bobby666 04-19-2008 01:46 PM

i would try to get 50k posts to turn red

Matyko 07-13-2008 10:55 AM

start killing nazis in hungary.

Iron Fist 07-13-2008 11:37 AM

I'd post all my remaining days on GFY... and be the bestest keyboard warrior ever!

JamesK 07-13-2008 11:51 AM

Fuck, drink, party, travel, kill and write a book about it.

bronco67 07-13-2008 12:54 PM

I would make my wife understand that I need to take a couple of weeks to visit Prague, Rio, Dominican Republic and Panama. In each of these destinations it would be my mission to organize a 24 hour gangbang by 10 or more of the finest escorts I can find. Then I'd spend some time with the wife and kids.

On day 30, I would like to be pushed off the edge of the grand canyon in a flaming shopping cart.

Socks 07-13-2008 12:58 PM

I dunno, but I'd probably sleep less

romeo22 07-13-2008 01:00 PM

I'll fuck........... fuck........... fuck all day long

payd2purv 07-13-2008 01:01 PM

Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.

I would do something that directed everyone's attention on me in some sort of positive or positive/negative way...

So that when i'm dead people will remember me or continue to be annoyed by me...

Bama 07-13-2008 02:44 PM

Days 1 - 29, do what most folks would do with a family

but on day 30, fuck the wife's sister :) :) :)

Vendot 07-13-2008 02:55 PM

Here's what id do if i had 30 days:

(1) Before the 30 days started, id have 6 months of planning in order to execute (3) - see below.

(2) Once the 30 days had started, for 29 of those days id be fucking as much as possible. Id also be eating pizza and pasta and smoking cannabis and drinking and basically have a brilliant time of things. Mostly though, id be under the sheets humping.

(3) On the last day, owing to the planning that i had done (see item 1), I would be at a rally listening to George Dubya Bush live, rambling on. At the key moment, id raise my pistol and shoot him in the head and watch him fall off the canvas - for the good of all humanity. Well, im dead tommorrow.

JamesK 07-13-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by payd2purv (Post 14455423)
Who cares what you do.. it's not like you can relive the memory in your mind while your dead.

Well, it's not about being able to relive it in your memory anyway, is it? You do those things to enjoy your last moments of life. It's about having fun every last day of your life till you're death.

GrouchyAdmin 07-13-2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 14455048)
start killing nazis in hungary.

Wait, wait, do we also get time machines? That'd be fucking awesome.

baddog 07-13-2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boogie Nights (Post 14082951)
Trip on acid and go hide out on Tom Sawyer's island at Disney World. I used to do that anyways back in the day.

I was arrested (detained) due to an incident at Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland.

That place is nothing but trouble.

Vendot 07-14-2008 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryLipsRosa (Post 14080680)
I would basically spend it with the people i love and travel... Nothing depressing or sad :) every second counts...

So you wouldnt hump everything in sight? What about two girls together?

Your reply sounds suspiciously like the reply id expect to see from most women, so presumably you're a woman.

tranza 07-14-2008 08:25 AM

I'd travel ...

Vicious_B 07-14-2008 08:42 AM

Take my kids traveling and do every crazy thing that I could think of. Make sure everyone in my life knows how I feel about them including the ones I dont like.

Z 07-14-2008 09:36 AM

Run credit through the roof blowing it out until the last minute.


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