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  • Jace
    FBOP Class Of 2013
    • Jan 2004
    • 35562
    #1

    Best "colon cleanse" product you have used?

    I want to flush my shit out, literally

    I know there is http://www.colonblow.com/ - but i have heard there is way better ones

    what have you all tried, and how well did it work?
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    • Brother Bilo
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      • Jun 2007
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      #2
      Why would you want to do this?

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        • Jace
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          • Jan 2004
          • 35562
          #3
          Originally posted by Brother Bilo
          Why would you want to do this?
          because I feel like it

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            • atom
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                • BradM
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                  • Dec 2003
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                  #5
                  Bump, I could use this to help clean out my thundershits deposits.

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                    • TDF
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 27296
                      #6
                      colon blow works
                      Sig heil

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                        • mike-al
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                          • Aug 2007
                          • 691
                          #7
                          stay away from any one of them that are dieuretics..
                          Delete this account, i am done here

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38952
                              #8
                              Sorry Gotta be done !!!

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                                • CurrentlySober
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                                  • Aug 2002
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                                  #9
                                  i like poo !


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                                    • FredIsMe
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 2406
                                      #10
                                      I've heard Colonix to be good, though I've never tried it myself. Let us know what you choose, how it goes, and if you'd do it again.

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                                        • CDSmith
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                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460
                                          #11
                                          Go to the pharmacy and buy a Fleet enema. Christ, it's a small bottle, you remove the cap and shove the little flexible end up your pooper and squeeze.

                                          Wait 10 minutes and it's time for thundershits*.


                                          *Remember to squeeze your head and get it all out. :D
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                                            • FredIsMe
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
                                              Sorry Gotta be done !!!

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                                                • Flynn
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 2083
                                                  #13
                                                  Go get a high colonic. That will clean out all that shit you have in there.
                                                  blah blah blah

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                                                    • NinjaSteve
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                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                      #14
                                                      Ever try a vodka colonic?
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                                                            • Pornwolf
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 22712
                                                              #16
                                                              Colon Blow is good enough. It doesn't get much more powerful.

                                                              But, think about doing a full Colon-Liver-Spleen cleanse while you are at it.

                                                              Also, after you finish the full cleanse stick to fruits and veggies only for week or two and enjoy the feeling before you go back to the meat.
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                                                                • Brother Bilo
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  I recommend a case of shity beer, maybe Pabst or the Beast, and then once you got the whole case down, go get the greasiest, nastiest Mexican food you can find. Coat it in hotsauce, chow and then pass out.

                                                                  You'll wake up in the morning and have that green apple quickstep to get to the bathroom in time. Works like a charm everytime.

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                                                                    • Profits of Doom
                                                                      Monster Rain
                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 4978
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                      Colon Blow is good enough. It doesn't get much more powerful.

                                                                      But, think about doing a full Colon-Liver-Spleen cleanse while you are at it.

                                                                      Also, after you finish the full cleanse stick to fruits and veggies only for week or two and enjoy the feeling before you go back to the meat.
                                                                      http://www.oxypowder.com/ I tired this stuff when I had put on some weight and everything but the kitchen sink came out of my ass. Just remember when you are taking this stuff that a fart isn't necessarily a fart...
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                                                                        • CDSmith
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                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                          • 51460
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                                          Bump, I could use this to help clean out my thundershits deposits.
                                                                          I know how to fix your problem. And I'd even type it all out if I thought for a second that you would actually heed my advice and do it.

                                                                          Let me know when you seriously want to say bye to those thundershits.
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                                                                            • Martin3
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Taco Bell works best.
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                                                                                • Snake Doctor
                                                                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 13449
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  sorry Jace but you're so full of shit I don't think there is a product made that would get it all.
                                                                                  sig too big

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                                                                                    • Jace
                                                                                      FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 35562
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                      Go to the pharmacy and buy a Fleet enema. Christ, it's a small bottle, you remove the cap and shove the little flexible end up your pooper and squeeze.

                                                                                      Wait 10 minutes and it's time for thundershits*.


                                                                                      *Remember to squeeze your head and get it all out. :D
                                                                                      not even close to what I am trying to achieve

                                                                                      I poop fine, i am not constipated

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                                                                                        • Jace
                                                                                          FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 35562
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                                          http://www.oxypowder.com/ I tired this stuff when I had put on some weight and everything but the kitchen sink came out of my ass. Just remember when you are taking this stuff that a fart isn't necessarily a fart...
                                                                                          we saw that one, looked interesting, does it work quickly? meaning 1-3 days?

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                                                                                            • Jace
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                                                              sorry Jace but you're so full of shit I don't think there is a product made that would get it all.
                                                                                              damn, guess I set myself up for that one didn't I? haha

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                                                                                                • trafik2
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Interesting read - The Master Cleanse
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                                                                                                    • Profits of Doom
                                                                                                      Monster Rain
                                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                                      • 4978
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                      we saw that one, looked interesting, does it work quickly? meaning 1-3 days?
                                                                                                      It worked the following morning, when I took it the night before as I went to bed. Todd Lynn the comedian recommended it to me. I went to see him at a comedy club and noticed he had lost a TON of weight. I asked him about it and he told me about Oxy Powder. I noticed I did have a lot more energy when I started shitting out my internal organs, but I don't know how much is actually mental.
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                                                                                                        • Cyrano
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

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                                                                                                            • Jace
                                                                                                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                              • 35562
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Cyrano
                                                                                                              If it ain't broken, don't fix it.
                                                                                                              oh, it's broken, trust me ;)

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                                                                                                                • JayDeeZee
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                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                  • 3595
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                                                                                  I recommend a case of shity beer, maybe Pabst or the Beast, and then once you got the whole case down, go get the greasiest, nastiest Mexican food you can find. Coat it in hotsauce, chow and then pass out.

                                                                                                                  You'll wake up in the morning and have that green apple quickstep to get to the bathroom in time. Works like a charm everytime.
                                                                                                                  And a few cobs of corn too!

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                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                                      not even close to what I am trying to achieve

                                                                                                                      I poop fine, i am not constipated
                                                                                                                      Then buy a couple of large bottles of "Golightly" and drink them.

                                                                                                                      That'll clean you out top to bottom.


                                                                                                                      You did say in your original post "I want to flush my shit out".... that's what the fleet enema is for man. Hello?
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                                                                                                                        • D
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Personally, I prefer using cereal

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                                                                                                                            • tony299
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                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              This thread makes me want to throw up my lunch.The colonics are supposed to be the way to go but dont know about having someone give me a power enema. lol

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                                                                                                                                • Jace
                                                                                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 35562
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                                                  Then buy a couple of large bottles of "Golightly" and drink them.

                                                                                                                                  That'll clean you out top to bottom.


                                                                                                                                  You did say in your original post "I want to flush my shit out".... that's what the fleet enema is for man. Hello?
                                                                                                                                  haha, well, the flush my shit out was more of a play on words

                                                                                                                                  i can't find anything about golightly on any website

                                                                                                                                  I am actually trying to rid my body of things like mucoid plaque

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                                                                                                                                    • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      try Dr. Ho's stuff. No idea what its called but goddamn, he has a good infomercial.
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                                                                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                            • Peaches
                                                                                                                                              Old broad
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Taco Bell

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                                                                                                                                                • D
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 7412
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by tony404
                                                                                                                                                  This thread makes me want to throw up my lunch.The colonics are supposed to be the way to go but dont know about having someone give me a power enema. lol
                                                                                                                                                  I heard about a place on Venice Beach (?) that administers colonics and 'happy ending' massages in the same session...

                                                                                                                                                  Not really my cup of tea, but I can imagine one would be feeling pretty cleansed afterwards.
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                                                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jace
                                                                                                                                                      haha, well, the flush my shit out was more of a play on words

                                                                                                                                                      i can't find anything about golightly on any website

                                                                                                                                                      I am actually trying to rid my body of things like mucoid plaque
                                                                                                                                                      Keep looking. I worked in a large hospital for 15 years and that's one of the premier products they used for flushing patients out with.

                                                                                                                                                      That shit works. Tastes vile, but you can mix in a little cranberry juice to flavor it up.

                                                                                                                                                      And.. it's called Golightly but you go anything BUt lightly. :D
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                                                                                                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          I just ordered some oxypowder, like 4 people said I should try that, it worked great on them

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                                                                                                                                                            • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                                                                                                                              try Dr. Ho's stuff. No idea what its called but goddamn, he has a good infomercial.
                                                                                                                                                              here it is

                                                                                                                                                              http://www.abtrimmer.com/
                                                                                                                                                              you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                                                                                                                • will76
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Seriously. Lots of Olive Oil. No need to go buy something from the store. If you want to guarantee success, lots of olive oil and eat some hot wings. 100% will do the job.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Big Red Machine
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      has anyone tried the 7dmc (7 day miracle cleanse)?

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Evil E
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                                                                                                                                                                          So Jace, your doctor recommanded you to shit your brains out?


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                                                                                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by will76
                                                                                                                                                                              Seriously. Lots of Olive Oil. No need to go buy something from the store. If you want to guarantee success, lots of olive oil and eat some hot wings. 100% will do the job.
                                                                                                                                                                              Nice tip!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Rhesus
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                                                                                                                                                                                  As we use here for colonic preparation for examinations: Klean prep or prunocolon. Doesn't taste too nice though but it will get your bowels spotlessly clean.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • ThumbLord
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I got it done years ago, a friend of mine from Suriname got me some sort of black brewed stuff, hard as a rock, told me to take a vacation of 7 days and never ever leave the house.
                                                                                                                                                                                      It did work I can confirm, the side effects were great as well, 7 days a boner and no girl around.
                                                                                                                                                                                      You swallow it and yep the nastiest things come out, I felt great afterwards and horny as well

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • cyko
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Check out Ernie's (of ehowa) article on the product he used....

                                                                                                                                                                                          http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/coloncleanse.shtml


                                                                                                                                                                                          http://cykovisuals.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • teg0
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              lots of natural ways without going out there and purchasing some weird product.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Go Lightly is used in hospitals and has been for decades. It is hardly a "weird product"

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Plenty about it mentioned in the links that came up in this search -- http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&r...ns&btnG=Search


                                                                                                                                                                                                  Should be easily found in drug stores, I would go ask a pharmacist. They can at the very least tell you what they have that is similar.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • chadknowslaw
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      I ate some rice soup from a street vendor in Vientiane, Laos. That cleaned me out quite well -- took off a few pounds too. I just had to find a pharmacist in Bangkok to give me the right stuff to make it STOP.
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