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DarkJedi 12-18-2006 03:08 PM

FACTS: Every man has had a hooker at least once. Unless they are gay or
 
a fucking liar.

Ladies: If your man denies ever getting a hooker, he is a lying son of a whore.

soulbleed 12-18-2006 03:15 PM

so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

Jace 12-18-2006 03:15 PM

is getting a hand job in a massage parlor considered getting a hooker?

if so, then I guess I have....

xclusive 12-18-2006 03:18 PM

I've never had a hooker.

Porko 12-18-2006 03:18 PM

I hate hookers. But Yah, I went once.
She was so beautiful and sweet..

LiveDose 12-18-2006 03:19 PM

It was always worth every dollar.

DarkJedi 12-18-2006 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed (Post 11548431)
so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

Yeah, I'm prettry sure of it.

who 12-18-2006 03:19 PM

none of the hookers will take me. :(

bareskin 12-18-2006 03:21 PM

Does it count if your father in law paid for the hooker in vegas. I say no cuz I didn't pay. what an awesome father in law

DarkJedi 12-18-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin (Post 11548462)
Does it count if your father in law paid for the hooker in vegas. I say no cuz I didn't pay. what an awesome father in law

You still fucked a hooker. So that counts.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 12-18-2006 03:22 PM

I've never had one...and most guys I know haven't either.

JD 12-18-2006 03:23 PM

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Jace 12-18-2006 03:23 PM

to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

stickyfingerz 12-18-2006 03:23 PM

They are all hookers......

Narfle 12-18-2006 03:24 PM

Thats easily one of the most illogical I ever heard. How can you speak on behalf of men of completely different cultures?

Do you for example think that all buddhist monks are homosexuals or liars?

And even moreso, try to think logically for the men in your own culture. If a man, because of fame/power/wealth/looks/whatever could get his hoes for free, why would he pay for ones that has been passed around a hundred times or more?

Never heard of that paraphilia before, maybe you should donate your brain to science.

DarkJedi 12-18-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11548473)
I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.

BusterBunny 12-18-2006 03:35 PM

i hit tj hooker in the early 80's.....where does this leave me on the list?

DarkJedi 12-18-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narfle (Post 11548484)
Thats easily one of the most illogical I ever heard. How can you speak on behalf of men of completely different cultures?

Do you for example think that all buddhist monks are homosexuals or liars?

And even moreso, try to think logically for the men in your own culture. If a man, because of fame/power/wealth/looks/whatever could get his hoes for free, why would he pay for ones that has been passed around a hundred times or more?

Never heard of that paraphilia before, maybe you should donate your brain to science.

Face it. You are GAY.

loreen 12-18-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11548393)
a fucking liar.

or a virgin

Jensen 12-18-2006 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11548476)
to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

agree with that...

will76 12-18-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed (Post 11548431)
so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

His dad been with a hooker? his mother was a hooker, so I think that means with 100% certainty his dad has been with a hooker.

garce 12-18-2006 04:25 PM

I have never had sex with a hooker, and never will. Not the least bit interested.

Voodoo 12-18-2006 04:37 PM

Well, in some aspects, you are correct. Most women are gold diggers (At least in America), and give sex in exchange for (or in the anticipation of) gifts / money etc... Which would make the majority of women whores (Don't bitch at me and say you aren't... Most likely you fall under the non-majority if you are complaining about my previous statement), to which, under this paradigm, your statment would be correct. However, if you literally mean, banging an actual hooker... You're way off man.

JD 12-18-2006 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11548520)
Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.


:1orglaugh tell that to the woman I've been with for almost 9 years :winkwink:

bizman2960 12-18-2006 04:40 PM

All women are hookers. A straight-up business transaction is the most honest approach. Nothing wrong with those girls.

maxcarter101 12-18-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 11548476)
to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

EXACTLY. Fuck that OP idiot. Hookers are for losers.

directfiesta 12-18-2006 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 11548477)
They are all hookers......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Some ask for cash upfront, some later ....

:thumbsup

Scott McD 12-18-2006 04:45 PM

The UK is running short of hookers. Damn serial killers... :1orglaugh

bizman2960 12-18-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11548885)
The UK is running short of hookers. Damn serial killers... :1orglaugh

So is Atlantic City. Killer pimps on the rise.

woj 12-18-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11548473)
I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

:thumbsup

Z 12-18-2006 05:00 PM

Every man pays for sex...one way or the other.

BusterBunny 12-18-2006 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101 (Post 11548857)
EXACTLY. Fuck that OP idiot. Hookers are for losers.

shit man can you use larger text please, i hate having to pull out my reading glasses :upsidedow

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 12-18-2006 05:10 PM

Har, my brother just found this agency in my area! http://www.paigesplaymates.ca

I can't believe I never saw that site before, I am totally throwin it to the one that looks like krystal steal ASAP! Merry Christmas to me, HO HO HO!

CaptainHowdy 12-18-2006 05:12 PM

Either way you'll end up paying for pussy...

Donny 12-18-2006 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11548473)
I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Instead you go spend money on strippers you can't even touch, right? :winkwink:

teh ghey 12-18-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11548520)
Then you are gay.

There are gay hookers too

Yngwie 12-18-2006 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11548520)
Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.

so what you're saying is that you can't get it for free so you have to pay some used up hoe to get laid and than insult everyone that has never fucked a hooker since they can get laid for free so you feel better about yourself?

Yngwie 12-18-2006 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 11549036)
Either way you'll end up paying for pussy...

while that is true, it's better than paying some street walker that will fuck ANYTHING with money.

frank7799 12-18-2006 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE (Post 11548469)
I've never had one...and most guys I know haven't either.

So you are not of legal age yet?

seeric 12-18-2006 05:19 PM

i AM a hooker.

ROFL


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