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DarkJedi · 12-18-2006, 03:08 PM

a fucking liar.

Ladies: If your man denies ever getting a hooker, he is a lying son of a whore.

soulbleed · 12-18-2006, 03:15 PM

so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

Jace · 12-18-2006, 03:15 PM

is getting a hand job in a massage parlor considered getting a hooker?

if so, then I guess I have....

xclusive · 12-18-2006, 03:18 PM

I've never had a hooker.

Porko · 12-18-2006, 03:18 PM

I hate hookers. But Yah, I went once.
She was so beautiful and sweet..

LiveDose · 12-18-2006, 03:19 PM

It was always worth every dollar.

DarkJedi · 12-18-2006, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed

so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

Yeah, I'm prettry sure of it.

who · 12-18-2006, 03:19 PM

none of the hookers will take me.

bareskin · 12-18-2006, 03:21 PM

Does it count if your father in law paid for the hooker in vegas. I say no cuz I didn't pay. what an awesome father in law

DarkJedi · 12-18-2006, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bareskin

Does it count if your father in law paid for the hooker in vegas. I say no cuz I didn't pay. what an awesome father in law

You still fucked a hooker. So that counts.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 12-18-2006, 03:22 PM

I've never had one...and most guys I know haven't either.

JD · 12-18-2006, 03:23 PM

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Jace · 12-18-2006, 03:23 PM

to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

stickyfingerz · 12-18-2006, 03:23 PM

They are all hookers......

Narfle · 12-18-2006, 03:24 PM

Thats easily one of the most illogical I ever heard. How can you speak on behalf of men of completely different cultures?

Do you for example think that all buddhist monks are homosexuals or liars?

And even moreso, try to think logically for the men in your own culture. If a man, because of fame/power/wealth/looks/whatever could get his hoes for free, why would he pay for ones that has been passed around a hundred times or more?

Never heard of that paraphilia before, maybe you should donate your brain to science.

DarkJedi · 12-18-2006, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.

BusterBunny · 12-18-2006, 03:35 PM

i hit tj hooker in the early 80's.....where does this leave me on the list?

DarkJedi · 12-18-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Narfle

Thats easily one of the most illogical I ever heard. How can you speak on behalf of men of completely different cultures?

Do you for example think that all buddhist monks are homosexuals or liars?

And even moreso, try to think logically for the men in your own culture. If a man, because of fame/power/wealth/looks/whatever could get his hoes for free, why would he pay for ones that has been passed around a hundred times or more?

Never heard of that paraphilia before, maybe you should donate your brain to science.

Face it. You are GAY.

loreen · 12-18-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

a fucking liar.

or a virgin

Jensen · 12-18-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

agree with that...

will76 · 12-18-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulbleed

so... your dad has been to a hooker ?

His dad been with a hooker? his mother was a hooker, so I think that means with 100% certainty his dad has been with a hooker.

garce · 12-18-2006, 04:25 PM

I have never had sex with a hooker, and never will. Not the least bit interested.

Voodoo · 12-18-2006, 04:37 PM

Well, in some aspects, you are correct. Most women are gold diggers (At least in America), and give sex in exchange for (or in the anticipation of) gifts / money etc... Which would make the majority of women whores (Don't bitch at me and say you aren't... Most likely you fall under the non-majority if you are complaining about my previous statement), to which, under this paradigm, your statment would be correct. However, if you literally mean, banging an actual hooker... You're way off man.

JD · 12-18-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.

tell that to the woman I've been with for almost 9 years

bizman2960 · 12-18-2006, 04:40 PM

All women are hookers. A straight-up business transaction is the most honest approach. Nothing wrong with those girls.

maxcarter101 · 12-18-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

to be honest, i actually don't know many people that have been with hookers, most friends of mine don't like the concept of a hooker, they find it much easier to go party at a club and take home a chick

EXACTLY. Fuck that OP idiot. Hookers are for losers.

directfiesta · 12-18-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

They are all hookers......

Some ask for cash upfront, some later ....

Scott McD · 12-18-2006, 04:45 PM

The UK is running short of hookers. Damn serial killers...

bizman2960 · 12-18-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

The UK is running short of hookers. Damn serial killers...

So is Atlantic City. Killer pimps on the rise.

woj · 12-18-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Z · 12-18-2006, 05:00 PM

Every man pays for sex...one way or the other.

BusterBunny · 12-18-2006, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101

EXACTLY. Fuck that OP idiot. Hookers are for losers.

shit man can you use larger text please, i hate having to pull out my reading glasses

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-18-2006, 05:10 PM

Har, my brother just found this agency in my area! http://www.paigesplaymates.ca

I can't believe I never saw that site before, I am totally throwin it to the one that looks like krystal steal ASAP! Merry Christmas to me, HO HO HO!

CaptainHowdy · 12-18-2006, 05:12 PM

Either way you'll end up paying for pussy...

Donny · 12-18-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

I can honestly say I've never paid for any sort of sexual contact and never will

Instead you go spend money on strippers you can't even touch, right?

12-18-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Then you are gay.

There are gay hookers too

Yngwie · 12-18-2006, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Then you are gay.

I suppose you think jerking off to a computer is "normal" behavior?

FUCKING LOSER.

so what you're saying is that you can't get it for free so you have to pay some used up hoe to get laid and than insult everyone that has never fucked a hooker since they can get laid for free so you feel better about yourself?

Yngwie · 12-18-2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Either way you'll end up paying for pussy...

while that is true, it's better than paying some street walker that will fuck ANYTHING with money.

frank7799 · 12-18-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

I've never had one...and most guys I know haven't either.

So you are not of legal age yet?

seeric · 12-18-2006, 05:19 PM

i AM a hooker.

ROFL

Yngwie · 12-18-2006, 05:20 PM

I have never been with a hooker. I have no need for one.

Yngwie · 12-18-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i AM a hooker.

ROFL

than I will never fuck you.. Oh wait, you're a guy anyway so either way you'll get no action from me lol

StuartD · 12-18-2006, 05:35 PM

Ah, good ole Darkjedi and his FACTS (apparently these are plural now)...
you and AlienQ have invented so much together, including delusions of grandeur.

sicone · 12-18-2006, 05:37 PM

as Ram says... they're all hookers, except mom

VicD · 12-18-2006, 05:49 PM

Face it. We are all hookers, one way or the other...

munki · 12-18-2006, 05:54 PM

I buy hookers for friends... my shit's handled.

cess · 12-18-2006, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

shit man can you use larger text please, i hate having to pull out my reading glasses

Kimmykim · 12-18-2006, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Ah, good ole Darkjedi and his FACTS (apparently these are plural now)...
you and AlienQ have invented so much together, including delusions of grandeur.

I am so glad I am not the only one that noticed the recent pluralization...

nico-t · 12-18-2006, 06:07 PM

I havent had a hooker and i dont think around here every guy has fucked a hooker... almost all guys i know havent.. maybe its because its legal here or something? I dont know...

rodney25 · 12-18-2006, 06:10 PM

What's that hooker you guys are talking of?

12-18-2006, 03:08 PM	#1
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12-18-2006, 03:23 PM	#12
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12-18-2006, 03:24 PM	#15
Narfle Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 193	Thats easily one of the most illogical I ever heard. How can you speak on behalf of men of completely different cultures? Do you for example think that all buddhist monks are homosexuals or liars? And even moreso, try to think logically for the men in your own culture. If a man, because of fame/power/wealth/looks/whatever could get his hoes for free, why would he pay for ones that has been passed around a hundred times or more? Never heard of that paraphilia before, maybe you should donate your brain to science.

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12-18-2006, 04:25 PM	#22
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12-18-2006, 04:37 PM	#23
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	Well, in some aspects, you are correct. Most women are gold diggers (At least in America), and give sex in exchange for (or in the anticipation of) gifts / money etc... Which would make the majority of women whores (Don't bitch at me and say you aren't... Most likely you fall under the non-majority if you are complaining about my previous statement), to which, under this paradigm, your statment would be correct. However, if you literally mean, banging an actual hooker... You're way off man.

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12-18-2006, 05:00 PM	#31
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12-18-2006, 05:19 PM	#40
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12-18-2006, 05:37 PM	#44
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12-18-2006, 05:49 PM	#45
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12-18-2006, 06:07 PM	#49
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12-18-2006, 06:10 PM	#50
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