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drunken spider 06-27-2006 06:01 PM

dedicated to all my programmers, etc
 
this is what I think of you:

static.flickr.com/28/49634890_3653754289_m.jpg

polymerclaycentral.com/castle/images/lesdink13.jpg

drunken spider 06-27-2006 06:02 PM

I'll go back and hotlink it after I get 30 posts ;-)

nofx 06-27-2006 06:03 PM

go away

please

drunken spider 06-27-2006 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
go away

please

haha...why? who are you?

NoWhErE 06-27-2006 07:11 PM

Are you developping another posting habit?

butterflybucks 06-27-2006 07:15 PM

sometimes i just don't know what to think or say

drunken spider 06-27-2006 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE
Are you developping another posting habit?

yeah, I got the jones...I wish I could hot link, but I need 30 posts

belle2003 06-27-2006 07:26 PM

just for you
 
mythrillworld.com

drunken spider 06-27-2006 07:39 PM

very nice ;-)

madawgz 06-27-2006 09:30 PM

still not at 30 posts? cmon thats ez!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-27-2006 09:33 PM

30 posts in 30 mins is what madawgz mode is

CaptainHowdy 06-27-2006 09:34 PM

Hello World

drunken spider 06-27-2006 09:54 PM

My fucking programmers:

http://static.flickr.com/28/49634890_3653754289_m.jpg

http://polymerclaycentral.com/castle.../lesdink13.jpg

3M TA3 06-27-2006 09:56 PM

those are some hot chicks

drunken spider 06-27-2006 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3
those are some hot chicks

they may be hot, but delivery date is way past due..........!

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:07 PM

oh...they will hate me tomorrow :-)

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:15 PM

Let's explain this:

Wanting work:

http://static.flickr.com/28/49634890_3653754289_m.jpg

They get a job:

http://polymerclaycentral.com/castle.../lesdink13.jpg

flashbang 06-27-2006 10:18 PM

Program it yourself see how long it takes compared to what you pay

Then see if you'd ever do it again.. Oh wait, you can't.. Anyone who pays programmer's less than $30 an hour deserves what they get

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashbang
Program it yourself see how long it takes compared to what you pay

Then see if you'd ever do it again.. Oh wait, you can't.. Anyone who pays programmer's less than $30 an hour deserves what they get

true true, I agree

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:21 PM

but, it takes 2x as long as if I do it, or maybe 5 - 7x as long

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashbang
Program it yourself see how long it takes compared to what you pay

Then see if you'd ever do it again.. Oh wait, you can't.. Anyone who pays programmer's less than $30 an hour deserves what they get

well, this really depends...php/mysql overseas is not going to be this much and that depends on the local economy of course

MosesTheTool 06-27-2006 10:25 PM

Spiders shouldn't be drinking ;)

flashbang 06-27-2006 10:41 PM

Going overseas will cost you 4 times as much, because they don't have a clue what you want, and the language barrier will take you 50 times longer to get across what the point of what you want.

Custom coded apps should cost 100 times more than a general application if not more.. There's no way to not spend many hours going through this and
that and testing and editing and changing and that shit takes time.

Then on top of it you have platform and configuration issues.

Which is why no real programmer would work steady for small jobs.
The smallest of jobs will take a week of time no matter if it takes 5 hours to code. If your not spending at least $2k per project, you will get burned most of the time or get crap

drunken spider 06-27-2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashbang
Going overseas will cost you 4 times as much, because they don't have a clue what you want, and the language barrier will take you 50 times longer to get across what the point of what you want.

Custom coded apps should cost 100 times more than a general application if not more.. There's no way to not spend many hours going through this and
that and testing and editing and changing and that shit takes time.

Then on top of it you have platform and configuration issues.

Which is why no real programmer would work steady for small jobs.
The smallest of jobs will take a week of time no matter if it takes 5 hours to code. If your not spending at least $2k per project, you will get burned most of the time or get crap

I agree...all in all, it is a difficult business

AlexShark 06-28-2006 11:28 AM

me can codde your fakkke tdp for $1/hour + dial up expensis... deal?
:winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashbang
Going overseas will cost you 4 times as much, because they don't have a clue what you want, and the language barrier will take you 50 times longer to get across what the point of what you want.

Custom coded apps should cost 100 times more than a general application if not more.. There's no way to not spend many hours going through this and
that and testing and editing and changing and that shit takes time.

Then on top of it you have platform and configuration issues.

Which is why no real programmer would work steady for small jobs.
The smallest of jobs will take a week of time no matter if it takes 5 hours to code. If your not spending at least $2k per project, you will get burned most of the time or get crap


drunken spider 06-28-2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexShark
me can codde your fakkke tdp for $1/hour + dial up expensis... deal?
:winkwink:

rocking!!! :winkwink:

nofx 06-28-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunken spider
haha...why? who are you?

someone who you will never do biz with

;]

drunken spider 06-28-2006 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
someone who you will never do biz with

;]

haha...why and do I care? anyway, you're doing good business bouncing my thread :winkwink:

soulswagon 06-28-2006 08:09 PM

Programmers are notoriously bad for underestimating their time.

Good rule of thumb if you're only "pretty sure" how long a project will take:
Take your most liberal estimate, double it, then add 20%. You'll hit it pretty close to that almost every time. :2 cents:

drunken spider 06-28-2006 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulswagon
Programmers are notoriously bad for underestimating their time.

Good rule of thumb if you're only "pretty sure" how long a project will take:
Take your most liberal estimate, double it, then add 20%. You'll hit it pretty close to that almost every time. :2 cents:

without a doubt..and maybe double that too

V_RocKs 06-28-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
30 posts in 30 mins is what madawgz mode is

Matto even...

drunken spider 06-28-2006 09:51 PM

in a nutshell :1orglaugh

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
someone who you will never do biz with

;]

what exactly did I do to you, or are you just an asshole in general?

Shocking 06-28-2006 10:02 PM

only programmers knows why they take so long to deliver.

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shocking
only programmers knows why they take so long to deliver.

they have two modes:

1. hungry birds
2. too busy, can't give a shit

teksonline 06-28-2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexShark
me can codde your fakkke tdp for $1/hour + dial up expensis... deal?
:winkwink:

Ugh, I developed Fake Text TGP, You got a fucking problem?

The Coding part aint shit, I coded fake text tgp in few days from no knowledge of desired project. The time comes from many factors you don't even think of when hiring a programmer. Proper Development Design before coding even starts, to many factors that come up that are not thought of when a development begins, to implementation, testing, consulting with client. etc.

Go ahead, hire a india coder, with the request of "I want a clone of XX" and offer your $99 and see how fast your server gets hacked when he codes shit so quick and fast that mysql injections, and cross scripting, etc etc happens and its so hard coded you can't edit it and your project is dead before it began.

If it's so fucking easy? Do it yourself. But your a skillless troll so fuck off

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teksonline
Ugh, I developed Fake Text TGP, You got a fucking problem?

The Coding part aint shit, I coded fake text tgp in few days from no knowledge of desired project. The time comes from many factors you don't even think of when hiring a programmer. Proper Development Design before coding even starts, to many factors that come up that are not thought of when a development begins, to implementation, testing, consulting with client. etc.

Go ahead, hire a india coder, with the request of "I want a clone of XX" and offer your $99 and see how fast your server gets hacked when he codes shit so quick and fast that mysql injections, and cross scripting, etc etc happens and its so hard coded you can't edit it and your project is dead before it began.

If it's so fucking easy? Do it yourself. But your a skillless troll so fuck off

yo dude...what the fuck are you talking about? we ain't no BS here...

teksonline 06-28-2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulswagon
Programmers are notoriously bad for underestimating their time.

Good rule of thumb if you're only "pretty sure" how long a project will take:
Take your most liberal estimate, double it, then add 20%. You'll hit it pretty close to that almost every time. :2 cents:


Hogwash, this comes from improper communication from client.
Developer makes draft script and all of a sudden client wants, x,y,z added,
a,b,c modified, and this done this way and that done that way.

Take some time, sit down and outline everything you need in your program from every single click made. Or expect delays. Let's take a POTD script
for example.

....
Client contacts programmer....I need a Thumbnail script made that updates
new pics everyday, and I can import pics into a admin control panel...

Every programmer is like sure thats easy....Won't take long at all
and ideally it don't But its not going to end up to be very effective, you have to understand, there are hundreds of mechanics behind this, and other things that pop up, and if you have not explained your needs the programmer might have to go back and rewrite a database, or rewrite functions over and over because you need something added that was not explained. For instance let's say the client did not want the POTD to be run dynamically from a database, which is how the progammer concepted it... The client wanted the end page to display staticly... This omitted choice could be disasterious to programmer and his time because how it was originally developed.

You need to sit down and explain what you need in the control panel, to operation, to how exactly it operates. from deleting pics, to how its displayed to.. If you can't sit down and do this then the developer will help from experience but this is time and he should be paid for his time. And expect weeks added to the project.

Also programmers are working in a technical field and problems come up, shit, you computer operators have daily problems just trying to turn on your computers, imagine the bs we go thru working on 50,000 different systems with different settings, and compiler bugs, and module bugs, that can take days to debug that are not the programmers fault, Should we not get paid for this frustration? Should we lose weeks of pay because of someone elses fault? Should this not be expected to be paid by client? The client is the one requesting the custom program and programming, time, debugging is all the same.

Deal with it or get out of business. Anyone who codes for peanuts will scam you.. And you know this, you are gambling, expect what you deserve

Egomancer 06-28-2006 10:38 PM

Lol,

you live in a dreamworld! Project Specifications? Man, I never seen any half decent specification in ages from one of my clients. They just tell me: I want a site like that one, and this is all.
And when I make an estimation to a client - I take what my programmer says and I multiply with 2 and sometime we still get past the deadline, lol!

Egomancer

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:45 PM

ahhh...programming...it's a hard job!


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