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teksonline 06-28-2006 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Egomancer
Lol,

you live in a dreamworld! Project Specifications? Man, I never seen any half decent specification in ages from one of my clients. They just tell me: I want a site like that one, and this is all.
And when I make an estimation to a client - I take what my programmer says and I multiply with 2 and sometime we still get past the deadline, lol!

Egomancer
Dreamworld? No, It's called a professional work enviroment. Of course you're dream is wondering where your next job will come from. Which is why you have to offer your services for 50 cent an hour

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Egomancer
Lol,

you live in a dreamworld! Project Specifications? Man, I never seen any half decent specification in ages from one of my clients. They just tell me: I want a site like that one, and this is all.
And when I make an estimation to a client - I take what my programmer says and I multiply with 2 and sometime we still get past the deadline, lol!

Egomancer
BTW, Andrei is my main man :thumbsup

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teksonline
Dreamworld? No, It's called a professional work enviroment. Of course you're dream is wondering where your next job will come from. Which is why you have to offer your services for 50 cent an hour
What do you mean 50 cents an hour? Geez...you are raving tonight

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by drunken spider
bump for the fucking nuts :pimp

drunken spider 06-28-2006 10:54 PM
let's get this thread back on track....

this is NOT an outsourcing thread

this IS a fucking programmers drive me crazy thread

teksonline 06-28-2006 11:01 PM
Sorry but this thread has been converted it to a "programmers strike back" thread. I have nothing to do with outsourcing.

Sorry but no trolling chirps will shit on us here.

drunken spider 06-28-2006 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teksonline
Sorry but this thread has been converted it to a "programmers strike back" thread. I have nothing to do with outsourcing.

Sorry but no trolling chirps will shit on us here.
haha..ok...carry on :winkwink:

Egomancer 06-28-2006 11:42 PM
teksonline, you have no clue about what you are talking. I was complaining that the clients that come with projects to me do not have at least half decent specifications. Furthermore, they do not want to make them and someone needs to spend countless hours to understand what that guy really wants.
Sometimes he does not know eother and changes the requirements often. Which would not be a problem, but when you ask for extra payement they get very nervous because they do not understand why, I mean it was only a 'small' modification.

Egomancer

drunken spider 06-28-2006 11:51 PM
oh geez...this is not an outsoursing rumble thread...

but, in my personal opinion, outsourcing is mixed and it all depends on building up relationships.

services are hard since you spend a lot of time on a quote and need to find the good clients.

AlexShark 06-29-2006 05:47 AM
$99? me think u is kiddin... We can devellope for $19.99 curry flavour included :))

Quote:
Originally Posted by teksonline
Ugh, I developed Fake Text TGP, You got a fucking problem?

The Coding part aint shit, I coded fake text tgp in few days from no knowledge of desired project. The time comes from many factors you don't even think of when hiring a programmer. Proper Development Design before coding even starts, to many factors that come up that are not thought of when a development begins, to implementation, testing, consulting with client. etc.

Go ahead, hire a india coder, with the request of "I want a clone of XX" and offer your $99 and see how fast your server gets hacked when he codes shit so quick and fast that mysql injections, and cross scripting, etc etc happens and its so hard coded you can't edit it and your project is dead before it began.

If it's so fucking easy? Do it yourself. But your a skillless troll so fuck off

Mike_AWP 06-29-2006 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by drunken spider




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Spider Ninja 06-29-2006 10:51 PM
bump cause you got to love them :winkwink:

Spider Ninja 06-29-2006 10:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlexShark
$99? me think u is kiddin... We can devellope for $19.99 curry flavour included :))
deal...please also send me a call girl :winkwink:

flashbang 06-29-2006 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Spider Ninja
deal...please also send me a call girl :winkwink:
By curry flavor he means injecting compiled code that will occassionaly throw spyware infected redirection links into your code while your sleeping

Spider Ninja 06-29-2006 11:20 PM
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Spider Ninja 06-30-2006 11:40 PM
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Spider Ninja 06-30-2006 11:44 PM
fuck...now I'm hungry and it's 2:50am

Spider Ninja 06-30-2006 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by drunken spider
I think this guy still has outstanding projects....


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