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King Adam 04-29-2006 11:05 PM

Colon and Intestines Are Clogged - How Do You Flush Yourself Out?
 
I just feel a little backed up. I've been eating beans and veggies for a couple days but I still feel clogged. I've got some gas that will literally blow you away though.

Any suggestions to cleaning and flushing the colon and intestinal track?

Fucksakes 04-29-2006 11:06 PM

i think i read here before someone drinking tons of lemon juice for days, nothing but.

JD 04-29-2006 11:14 PM

http://www.blessedherbs.com/?sp=3882

King Adam 04-29-2006 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

Great site .. thanks. Those pics are heavy.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid-plaque.jpg

Cyrano 04-29-2006 11:52 PM

Prune juice :thumbsup

JD 04-29-2006 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
Great site .. thanks. Those pics are heavy.

http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid-plaque.jpg

you're guaranteed to drop a 10lbs turd :thumbsup

King Adam 04-29-2006 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
you're guaranteed to drop a 10lbs turd :thumbsup

Have you used this before? These pics are kinda scaring me.

Cyrano 04-29-2006 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
Have you used this before? These pics are kinda scaring me.

Instead of wasting money on that kit you could easily pick up some laxatives from your local drug store and fast for a couple days.

Babagirls 04-29-2006 11:58 PM

i think juicy said he used "Colon Blow" (no, im not kidding lol). ask him how the experinece went.

JD 04-30-2006 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyrano
Instead of wasting money on that kit you could easily pick up some laxatives from your local drug store and fast for a couple days.

laxatives won't cut it. you'll just dehydrate yourself. and adding fasting to that and you just might end up in the hospital.


King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

chadknowslaw 04-30-2006 12:01 AM

Drink just a half cup of olive oil mixed with a half cup of grapefruit juice. Just dont plan on leaving the house for a few hours.

:1orglaugh

Babagirls 04-30-2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
laxatives won't cut it. you'll just dehydrate yourself. and adding fasting to that and you just might end up in the hospital.


King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

dude thats sick :Oh crap 10-15 lbs???

Cyrano 04-30-2006 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
laxatives won't cut it. you'll just dehydrate yourself. and adding fasting to that and you just might end up in the hospital.


King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

Most gastroenterologists would deem the method I outlined above as satisfactory (I've had the unfortunate experience of undergoing a colonoscopy).

JD 04-30-2006 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls
dude thats sick :Oh crap 10-15 lbs???

yeah seriously. overtime the shit just builds up :(

rants 04-30-2006 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR


wtf is this http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

Is that poop or a parasite, why is it so long like that? that scares me! is it hard to push/poop all of that out, it looks so looooong...

JD 04-30-2006 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rants
wtf is this http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

Is that poop or a parasite, why is it so long like that? that scares me! is it hard to push/poop all of that out, it looks so looooong...

lol it's mucus+poop pretty much. when there's parasites you can see them moving around :Oh crap I didn't have them thank god

gooddomains 04-30-2006 12:06 AM

uhh, that's nasty stuff

Cyrano 04-30-2006 12:10 AM

Yeah... That's a pure money-grab, magnesium citrate will accomplish the same thing.

Babagirls 04-30-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
lol it's mucus+poop pretty much. when there's parasites you can see them moving around :Oh crap I didn't have them thank god


if i had just shit out ANYTHING that is MOVING, i'd fuckin pass OUT!!!!!!! :warning :helpme

SmutGiant 04-30-2006 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
lol it's mucus+poop pretty much. when there's parasites you can see them moving around :Oh crap I didn't have them thank god

ohhh maaaaaaaannnn... it's crap like this that is making me want to become a vegetarian.

*pardon the pun :upsidedow

King Adam 04-30-2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
laxatives won't cut it. you'll just dehydrate yourself. and adding fasting to that and you just might end up in the hospital.


King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

I believe you. I've been hunting on the net since I started this. And laxatives are just more man made crap to mess you up with. I might give that kit a try.

Check out this site I found.
http://www.vegetarian-restaurants.ne...ng-Program.htm

BIGTYMER 04-30-2006 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyrano
(I've had the unfortunate experience of undergoing a colonoscopy).

Unfortunate? I've had one too. It was EZ! In fact, I fell a sleep as soon as the Demerol/Sedative hit my blood stream (via IV). I woke up at home.. Not remembering a damn thing. I kinda enjoyed the free drugs. :helpme

Pornwolf 04-30-2006 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam
I believe you. I've been hunting on the net since I started this. And laxatives are just more man made crap to mess you up with. I might give that kit a try.

Check out this site I found.
http://www.vegetarian-restaurants.ne...ng-Program.htm

I've fasted and cleansed many times over the past 20 years. This program that you've posted sounds like one of the best I've seen.

AdultMovies.bz 04-30-2006 04:15 AM

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/p...8_front200.jpg

Choppa 04-30-2006 04:56 AM

go the colonic flush :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 05:07 AM

Adam.

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.

Good luck !!

BoyAlley 04-30-2006 05:46 AM

I've never had this problem. :winkwink:

Wilbo 04-30-2006 05:50 AM

Just eat a Big Mac and all your problems will just flush away.

pink_in_the_middle 04-30-2006 06:14 AM

Eat some bran and drink alot of water. You should be okay in a day or two if you're just backed up. However depending on your age you should check with your dr. about having a colonoscopy :2 cents:

Raven 04-30-2006 06:29 AM

Stop eating the beans...for a bit..all you're doing is giving yourself gas.

Prune juice is a natural laxative...use it...drink warm to hot water..and lots of it....eat foods that are known to unlock the intestines...GI foods....Constipation foods....things like that...oatmeal is a great way to give yourself fiber......lie down on your left side, and pull your right knee up...

Don't overdo on any treatment because you can really fuck up your intestines....if you start now, it might work by tomorrow....don't rush it...

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven
Stop eating the beans...for a bit..all you're doing is giving yourself gas.

Prune juice is a natural laxative...use it...drink warm to hot water..and lots of it....eat foods that are known to unlock the intestines...GI foods....Constipation foods....things like that...oatmeal is a great way to give yourself fiber......lie down on your left side, and pull your right knee up...

Don't overdo on any treatment because you can really fuck up your intestines....if you start now, it might work by tomorrow....don't rush it...

Wasn't this close Doc ? ....

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.


I just like to things QUICKLY.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

Manowar 04-30-2006 06:46 AM

damn those pics are brutal

Raven 04-30-2006 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Wasn't this close Doc ? ....

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.


I just like to things QUICKLY.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :pimp

Well, yours sounded so complicated..mine involves a glass and a lie down...and time :)

In principle, they are very close....although, for some, bananas serve as a binder...it's used for people who have gastro enteritis.....that and applesauce....

Right now, he doesn't really need food. He needs fluids and natural laxatives....

SilentKnight 04-30-2006 06:50 AM

http://www.elda.hr/HTML/images/power_sprayer_velika.jpg

xclusive 04-30-2006 06:54 AM

I think I need to cleanse my colon before toronto, Never know what's going to happen:)

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
Well, yours sounded so complicated..mine involves a glass and a lie down...and time :)

In principle, they are very close....although, for some, bananas serve as a binder...it's used for people who have gastro enteritis.....that and applesauce....

Right now, he doesn't really need food. He needs fluids and natural laxatives....

I will use ANY excuse to lie down in front of the TV.

One of the BEST things in life is your place with you, Tev and Mom ....

I don't need no dman excuse to lie down in fron tof the TV.

:thumbsup :pimp

Raven 04-30-2006 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
I will use ANY excuse to lie down in front of the TV.

One of the BEST things in life is your place with you, Tev and Mom ....

I don't need no dman excuse to lie down in fron tof the TV.

:thumbsup :pimp

You speak the truth......and your cure for a show hangover is amazing, too.

Mr Dickovitch 04-30-2006 07:33 AM

The truth about "Mucoid Plaque" and those disgusting shit photos.
http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

Shitting out that clay isn't normal and it may fuck up your bowels.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raven
You speak the truth......and your cure for a show hangover is amazing, too.

Yes. Mom's brownies, ruining your and Tev's diets, hogging the lounge and TV (including the remote, smoking incessantly in the gay-rage and cuddling the dogs.

Hell of a cure but the best Rehab facility I have ever come across !!

:thumbsup :pimp

Manowar 04-30-2006 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultMovies.bz

:Oh crap


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