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Romeo GaySearch4Sex 04-30-2006 08:25 AM

this seems to work well:

http://www.iherb.com/store/productde...&pid=HFS-02645

i dont know how much weight you'll loose, but it helps stimulate your metabolism and the junk in your colon.

you can also just try green tea, which is one of the ingredients

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2006 08:26 AM

Adam ask dj air3k he knows all this stuff

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

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Sly 04-30-2006 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
King Adam. Yeah I did it a while back. Fucking crazy shit man (no pun intended) most people have parasites in their intestines and this will get rid of them and all the other impacted waste in you. If you eat lots of red meat then you've probably got 10-15lbs of crap stuck in your guts.

How do you know the body doesn't need these "parasites" to properly function and you aren't just expelling stuff that you actually need? And why don't more doctors recommend these "treatments" more often if everyone is walking around with these horrible parasites in their body?

I don't know much about this whole "bowel cleansing" deal, but to me it sounds like snake oil.

chadknowslaw 04-30-2006 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Hell of a cure but the best Rehab facility I have ever come across !!

:thumbsup :pimp


Damn. I knew I should have made improvements over last year's program.

Sly 04-30-2006 08:39 AM

Oh, and by the way, did you guys know that if you swallow a piece of gum it will stay in your stomach for 7 years?

Sly 04-30-2006 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
The truth about "Mucoid Plaque" and those disgusting shit photos.
http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

Shitting out that clay isn't normal and it may fuck up your bowels.

This was some very interesting reading. Posed a lot of good questions people should be asking themselves before trying any "system".

Raven 04-30-2006 09:53 AM

There is bacteria in your system that you need.....to promote a healthy environment for breaking down toxins and expelling them from your body. To think we need to cleanse to the degree these products propose, is preposterous.

If you fuel your body with the proper nutrients, then it's all systems go...and I do mean 'go'....

That means plenty of fluids, no quick fixes....and fibre...lots of it but not overkill....

Processed foods are the biggest culprits for causing sluggish intestinal motility and constipation and blockages and obstructions....

Quick fixes solve nothing when it comes to your body....

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Adam.

This ALWAYS works for me... better than a colonic irrigation, and less uncomfortable.

Drink 2 litres of prune juice and eat 3 bananas.

Go for a LONG walk (an hour or so) and drink at least 2 litrese of water during.

Have a REALLY hot shower.

Lie down and palpate your stomach and lower abdomen with your fingers like a hard massage.

Kick back on the lounge and sip unsweetened green tea (hot or cold) constantly while watching some TV or whatever while nature does it's work (NOTE: MUST be lying prone, legs straight out).

Usually takes about 1-2 hours after you lie down (amongst a couple of pissing and farting false starts) and your prayers will be answered.

Good luck !!

This sounds good. Rather easy to do. I'm calling my doc in the morning and asking him about all these methods. :thumbsup

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:04 AM

Check out this site .
http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_order.php

http://www.drnatura.com/picturegalle...-2-2005-02.jpg

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
How do you know the body doesn't need these "parasites" to properly function and you aren't just expelling stuff that you actually need? And why don't more doctors recommend these "treatments" more often if everyone is walking around with these horrible parasites in their body?

I don't know much about this whole "bowel cleansing" deal, but to me it sounds like snake oil.

Sly ... I used to think the same way. But think about it. If doctors told you that herbal remedies were for real, you'd stop paying them to fix all your problems. Herbal remedies have been around for 1000's of years, way longer than western medicine.

Its the same with RX companies. They'll never tell you about a natrual cure since that means you won't by their product. Its a billion dollar business.

For example, Nexium the purple pill works. But I found a way to cure acid reflux on my own. I was prescribed Nexium by a gastrotologist (spelling). Then I studied some things and started my own treatment. I've been off Nexium for over a year and not had one problem since. All natural too.

Sly 04-30-2006 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
Sly ... I used to think the same way. But think about it. If doctors told you that herbal remedies were for real, you'd stop paying them to fix all your problems. Herbal remedies have been around for 1000's of years, way longer than western medicine.

Its the same with RX companies. They'll never tell you about a natrual cure since that means you won't by their product. Its a billion dollar business.

You're right. It is a billion dollar business. By switching to herbal "remedies" aren't you simply putting the money into a different pocket?

I'm not paying anyone to "care for my colon" until I see a reason to. This mucous plaque, why haven't any doctors found it? What do they have to gain by not finding it? Absolutely nothing. Now these other guys, the "colon guys", they have everything to gain by finding it. Its their whole business.

And yes, herbal remedies have been around for thousands of years longer than Western Medicine. And yet, today, the peak of Western Medicine, the average person is living well into their 70s. Not bad.

I simply need more proof.

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
You're right. It is a billion dollar business. By switching to herbal "remedies" aren't you simply putting the money into a different pocket?

I'm not paying anyone to "care for my colon" until I see a reason to. This mucous plaque, why haven't any doctors found it? What do they have to gain by not finding it? Absolutely nothing. Now these other guys, the "colon guys", they have everything to gain by finding it. Its their whole business.

And yes, herbal remedies have been around for thousands of years longer than Western Medicine. And yet, today, the peak of Western Medicine, the average person is living well into their 70s. Not bad.

I simply need more proof.

First off, I grow a lot of my own herbs, so no, I'm not putting my money in other people pockets. Second, herbs are WAY cheaper than RX meds and doctor visits. Not even a close senerio.

And there are legitimet Dr.'s that back this up. Not many but they are out there. Call your doctor and see what he/she says. You might be surprised.

As for western medicine and living till your 70's .. yeay not bad. But we all know the human body was designed to live much longer.

Look at the 2 countries that are over 80. Not the US. But places where their diets consist of mostly seafood, veggies and rice.
http://www.os-connect.com/pop/p1.asp...0&sort=Country

Singapore
Japan

Sly 04-30-2006 10:39 AM

Yes but nobody is taking my steak from me. :-)

We could all live better if we changed our diets and lifestyles. The sacrifices we must make!

Malicious Biz 04-30-2006 10:40 AM

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King Adam 04-30-2006 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Yes but nobody is taking my steak from me. :-)

We could all live better if we changed our diets and lifestyles. The sacrifices we must make!

Man I hear ya. This whole detox thing sucks. I love a filet and tail more than just about any other food. I'm already starting to drool now that you said steak. Thanks :disgust

Spunky 04-30-2006 10:42 AM

Pooping is cool

King Adam 04-30-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
Pooping is cool

Especially when you are from Toiletville :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gman.357 04-30-2006 11:18 AM

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Follow this cleansing program carefully, and you will be shocked at what comes out of your system. When you start passing 4 foot long pieces that look like black tire tread shaped like an intestine with a smell of a long dead animal, you'll be convinced it's all worth the effort!
Yikes. That has to feel "funky" coming out. The kind of bowel movement that has you grabbing the sink just to brace yourself.

Edit: How do you flush something like that without blocking your pipes??

Mr Dickovitch 04-30-2006 12:19 PM

I love how the idiots on these sites fish their shit out of the toilet and take pictures of it. They think this is some 'obstruction' from their bowels but in reality they caused this themselves by eating clay they bought from these snake oil salesman.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
For example, Nexium the purple pill works. But I found a way to cure acid reflux on my own. I was prescribed Nexium by a gastrotologist (spelling). Then I studied some things and started my own treatment. I've been off Nexium for over a year and not had one problem since. All natural too.

Adam,

I'm on 2 of those suckers a day for life. Email me the secrets bro, I've tried 1 million options !!

Thanks

:thumbsup

King Adam 04-30-2006 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Adam,

I'm on 2 of those suckers a day for life. Email me the secrets bro, I've tried 1 million options !!

Thanks

:thumbsup

I will. Let me put a detailed write up and I'll post it. I hope it works for you as well as it did for me.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by King Adam
I will. Let me put a detailed write up and I'll post it. I hope it works for you as well as it did for me.

Champion !!

:thumbsup


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