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Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:01 PM

I need a VERY QUICK solution to have clean piss....
 
make a long story short if my piss isn't clean by thrusday (from weed) i might be getting my license revoked from me...plz help me....
last time smoked weed: yesterday...

and yes when i say thrusday i mean this coming thursday

Kevin - The PNN 01-30-2006 03:05 PM

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C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-30-2006 03:06 PM

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Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin - BeauBucks
Your Fucked

it's you're

After Shock Media 01-30-2006 03:08 PM

know any moms with a child, say a year to five years old?
Must have a real open mind.

JamesK2 01-30-2006 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

Good article :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2006 03:10 PM

eze chamor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2006 03:10 PM

fag are you in the Israeli army know or?

websiex 01-30-2006 03:14 PM

Weed lasts the longest of any drug in piss; how long depends on how frequently you smoke. One joint lasts around 3-4 days. If you smoke daily it could be 14-30 days... This is because it can only be released from the body in your shit...

After Shock Media 01-30-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex
Weed lasts the longest of any drug in piss; how long depends on how frequently you smoke. One joint lasts around 3-4 days. If you smoke daily it could be 14-30 days... This is because it can only be released from the body in your shit...

buhahahaha

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
fag are you in the Israeli army know or?

nop, they didn't take me :)

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex
Weed lasts the longest of any drug in piss; how long depends on how frequently you smoke. One joint lasts around 3-4 days. If you smoke daily it could be 14-30 days...

i know, im my case it would last 40 days...I defenatly don't have 40 days.

BoyAlley 01-30-2006 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by websiex
This is because it can only be released from the body in your shit...

Hurry dude go eat somethin rancid to give yourself some of the diarrhea!

dunefield 01-30-2006 03:20 PM

BAHAHAHAHA!!! suck shit...

Violetta 01-30-2006 03:21 PM

oh... good luck!

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:24 PM

what if i put a few drops of eye drops in my pee? anyone know if this really helps?

The Duck 01-30-2006 03:25 PM

Drink water, eat lots of liquirice and drink pure yellow fruit.. umm.. whats it called..

and drink water, tons of it..

bjjb 01-30-2006 03:26 PM

Even clean piss isnt a guarantee. They can always test hair follicles. That shit lasts even longer. Be sure to shave your head too :)

marko13 01-30-2006 03:28 PM

you're so fucked....

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bjjb
Even clean piss isnt a guarantee. They can always test hair follicles. That shit lasts even longer. Be sure to shave your head too :)

i actually go semi-long hair...growing it....:)

davethetruth 01-30-2006 03:33 PM

If you've been smoking every day for years without stopping for a bit then you're probably screwed, but if it were me I'd try one of those $80 "cleansing" drinks they sell at GNC. I had an acquaintance that passed piss tests for the state for over a year with those.


Good luck.

Jman 01-30-2006 03:36 PM

I heard if you drink your own piss it will work

JD 01-30-2006 03:37 PM

buy some niacin,exlax, and 3-4 gallons of water. pop the niacin+exlax, start chugging water. and wear workout gear (sweatshirt/sweatpants)

It worked for me when I was suprised with a piss test. i had 48 hours but I think you'll be fine. My piss was 100% CLEAN even though I smoked weed everyday for 6 months prior.

no guarantees though. just my experience :winkwink:

Far-L 01-30-2006 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by davethetruth
If you've been smoking every day for years without stopping for a bit then you're probably screwed, but if it were me I'd try one of those $80 "cleansing" drinks they sell at GNC. I had an acquaintance that passed piss tests for the state for over a year with those.


Good luck.

I did a bunch of research on these so called cleansing supplements and they are all junk.

They all recommend a heavy water drinking dosage and eating meat and b vitamins along with the supplement. The water is the only thing that will make a difference because of the dilution but the meat/b vitamins are recommended for adding color so it doesn't look like you are trying to beat the test.

bjjb 01-30-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
i actually go semi-long hair...growing it....:)

I think my goateee hair is longer than the hair on my head at the moment lol

Far-L 01-30-2006 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
buy some niacin,exlax, and 3-4 gallons of water. pop the niacin+exlax, start chugging water. and wear workout gear (sweatshirt/sweatpants)

It worked for me when I was suprised with a piss test. i had 48 hours but I think you'll be fine. My piss was 100% CLEAN even though I smoked weed everyday for 6 months prior.

no guarantees though. just my experience :winkwink:


Don't exercise prior to the test since any fat cells with thc that are metabolized will put the thc into the bloodstream.

Thrawn$ 01-30-2006 03:43 PM

Use someone else pee :thumbsup

or go suck a dick again, i heard drinking cum can is a good cleaner

dunefield 01-30-2006 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan
I heard if you drink your own piss it will work

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i heard that as well... DRINK YOUR OWN PISS IT WORKS!!! BAHAHAHA!!!

TroubleTonya 01-30-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
make a long story short if my piss isn't clean by thrusday (from weed) i might be getting my license revoked from me...plz help me....
last time smoked weed: yesterday...

and yes when i say thrusday i mean this coming thursday

I have heard of this stuff sold in the head shops called VALES--if this is only a piss test you can drink this stuff and its a guaranteed pass. You must follow the directions to a T. It dont taste that bad either ;) It comes in a few different flavors. Good Luck! Let me know how it goes. And if you are having a hair test, just color your hair the day b4. Make sure you get a color that pretty much matches your current color and then all they get is the coloring toxins ;) :2 cents:

JD 01-30-2006 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L
Don't exercise prior to the test since any fat cells with thc that are metabolized will put the thc into the bloodstream.

ROFL good luck exercising after taking niacin and exlax :1orglaugh they'll be calling the "The sweaty streak" from then on at the gym :1orglaugh

JD 01-30-2006 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTonya
I have heard of this stuff sold in the head shops called VALES--if this is only a piss test you can drink this stuff and its a guaranteed pass. You must follow the directions to a T. It dont taste that bad either ;) It comes in a few different flavors. Good Luck! Let me know how it goes. And if you are having a hair test, just color your hair the day b4. Make sure you get a color that pretty much matches your current color and then all they get is the coloring toxins ;) :2 cents:

never heard the coloring your hair thing before :thumbsup I know that hair tests can go back as much as 6 months though :Oh crap

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
buy some niacin,exlax, and 3-4 gallons of water. pop the niacin+exlax, start chugging water. and wear workout gear (sweatshirt/sweatpants)

It worked for me when I was suprised with a piss test. i had 48 hours but I think you'll be fine. My piss was 100% CLEAN even though I smoked weed everyday for 6 months prior.

no guarantees though. just my experience :winkwink:

3-4 gallons of water? damn...

dynastoned 01-30-2006 03:50 PM

so many things out there for this man. do a search on google. there are many cleansing systems. going to cost you $50-60 bucks. or you could always get the http://www.whizzinator.com/ ...

candyflip 01-30-2006 03:50 PM

Drink nothing but water and get some golden seal from the nearest vitamin shop.

If you're just taking a standard piss test, that should cover you 9 times out of 10.

JD 01-30-2006 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
3-4 gallons of water? damn...

yeah. trust me, you'll need it. the niacin and sweatpants/shirt will make you sweat like a slave. Ya don't want to be dehydrated when pee pee time rolls around :error

dynastoned 01-30-2006 03:54 PM

by thursday? drink tons of cranberry juice (the real shit) and a lot of water.. the test might show possible dillution but its better then a positive.

dynastoned 01-30-2006 03:55 PM

by tons i mean gallons... drink a gallon a day and work out like a mother fucker. better hit the tredmill or something..

kernelpanic 01-30-2006 03:55 PM

Where do you live such that the marijuana laws are so fucked up?

After Shock Media 01-30-2006 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
Drink nothing but water and get some golden seal from the nearest vitamin shop.

If you're just taking a standard piss test, that should cover you 9 times out of 10.

standard test also tests for golden seal.

candyflip 01-30-2006 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
standard test also tests for golden seal.

I've used this method twice and had no problem. Was a while back, but it worked for me.


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