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Manowar 01-30-2006 04:00 PM

drink your own piss

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip
Drink nothing but water and get some golden seal from the nearest vitamin shop.

If you're just taking a standard piss test, that should cover you 9 times out of 10.

what's a golden seal?

Platinumpimp 01-30-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
nop, they didn't take me :)

Come on no fairytales here, they already "took you".

:1orglaugh

Screaming 01-30-2006 04:20 PM

They sell all kinds of stuff in the states at any gnc that would do the trick. You are not in the states right?

HomoErectus 01-30-2006 04:22 PM

Shit and i thought this thread was gonna be about watersports...

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp
Come on no fairytales here, they already "took you".

:1orglaugh

you need to take your medicine now.

Oracle Porn 01-30-2006 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
They sell all kinds of stuff in the states at any gnc that would do the trick. You are not in the states right?

correct, i am not.

xuron 01-30-2006 04:27 PM

I fucking hate the idea of piss tests. Its just an invasion of privacy.. How the fuck does this have to do with jobs? If you aren't doing your job, get fired... but nooooooooooo they have to fucking know more about you. To me its just a way for them to have more control over who they enslave at the office... alcohol is worse for you then weed, but if I smoke a joint I can't work, ha... fucking stupid ass shit... When all the old fashion traditionalist die off, then maybe we will have a chance at freedom over our own bodies.

xlogger 01-30-2006 04:27 PM

Cut your penis off so you cant piss!

God damn, im smart! :thumbsup

Far-L 01-30-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
standard test also tests for golden seal.

Goldenseal and all the other supplements on that site call for massive h2o as part of the plan... Dilution is the only chance you have.

goldenseal won't do the trick - do the research and you will find some serious heads have worked on this for quite a while.

the supplement companies will laugh at you for asking for your money back if you fail since they all have a disclaimer that marijuana is illegal.

woj 01-30-2006 04:28 PM

50..........

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
nop, they didn't take me :)

word?

Shit i thought you were in yo.

Nembrionic 01-30-2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex
Weed lasts the longest of any drug in piss; how long depends on how frequently you smoke. One joint lasts around 3-4 days. If you smoke daily it could be 14-30 days... This is because it can only be released from the body in your shit...


Here's a genuine piece of bullshit information :2 cents:

KRosh 01-30-2006 07:22 PM

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...idProduct=1072

Try this. It's the only way to pass

Deej 01-30-2006 08:46 PM

Sonnie's 7...... bodiy system detox...results in 24 hours....

Loryn 01-30-2006 08:58 PM

I have had friends use Golden Seal and it worked and I had a friend who drank a shit load of vinegar. I know it taste bad but there is something in vinegar and it worked for him. Also there is a thing called Urine Luck. Had a friend try that before and it worked for them too.

But be careful when your urine is too clean they get suspicious too, but like someone said that is better than a dirty test.


Good Luck! :thumbsup

Deej 01-30-2006 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I have had friends use Golden Seal and it worked and I had a friend who drank a shit load of vinegar. I know it taste bad but there is something in vinegar and it worked for him. Also there is a thing called Urine Luck. Had a friend try that before and it worked for them too.

But be careful when your urine is too clean they get suspicious too, but like someone said that is better than a dirty test.


Good Luck! :thumbsup

everything loryn has said here, I have also heard form people....and had personal experience on the "pee looking too clean" .... so its up in the air....if your not monitored when you pee then you should just get some clean pee from someone.....if your monitored....then you need some good stuff...urine luck and golden seal is yoru best bet ....ill bet ....

Hue G. Pness 01-30-2006 09:08 PM

The day you have to piss for the test, slam as much water as you can tollerate. I mean drink water non-stop up until you walk into the place to piss. When you piss the over amount of water will dilute your piss so much that you will come up probably too clean. This happens all the time with piss tests. Being too clean is a flag too. In which case you will probably be asked to piss again. So, it depends on how fast the testing center processes your piss. If it takes a few days then that gives you a few days to clean you piss out more.

Scrapper 01-30-2006 10:08 PM

Simple.. get some REAL GHB.. no problems no worries. :2 cents:

TheGoldenChild 01-30-2006 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TopBucksTonya
I have heard of this stuff sold in the head shops called VALES--if this is only a piss test you can drink this stuff and its a guaranteed pass. You must follow the directions to a T. It dont taste that bad either ;) It comes in a few different flavors. Good Luck! Let me know how it goes. And if you are having a hair test, just color your hair the day b4. Make sure you get a color that pretty much matches your current color and then all they get is the coloring toxins ;) :2 cents:


worked for me three times when I worked in Corporate America


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