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Cheshire 02-19-2002 06:23 PM

A healthier way to poo?
 
Eastern potty in a Western bathroom

Amputate Your Head 02-19-2002 06:24 PM

:thumbsup Nice marketing approach:

"Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!"

Amputate Your Head 02-19-2002 06:27 PM

okay.. this disturbs me:

"Two-thirds of humanity
use the squatting position
to answer the call of nature."

...and the other third? :eek7

=^..^= 02-19-2002 06:29 PM

This is totally true - you can increase your life expectancy by up to 10 years using this method

Also if by some terriblke chance you have to use a public loo - it keeps your ass off the seat!!! :Graucho


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Amputate Your Head 02-19-2002 06:33 PM

I saw a guy crap on a chain link fence while walking down the road when I was in Saudi Arabia... fuckin' made me crack up... then he wiped his ass with his dress.

pr0 02-19-2002 06:33 PM

The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

SykkBoy 02-19-2002 06:33 PM

Guaranteed to support a 300-pound man or woman -- comfortably!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now, THAT is good news...but if the peerson is say 350, they won't be able to use it or they won't be comfortable using it?

-=HOAX=- 02-19-2002 06:35 PM

Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"

AaronM 02-19-2002 06:35 PM

I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.

-=HOAX=- 02-19-2002 06:41 PM

Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...

Cheshire 02-19-2002 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I think Eric may hav been right about you Kat.
That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!

SykkBoy 02-19-2002 06:47 PM

As someone of the clumsier persuasion, I would be afraid to use this thing...what if I lost my balance and fell off? I could suffer a serious skull injury and would hate having to admit to the paramedic what really happened...

AaronM 02-19-2002 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire


That I'm into finding healthier ways to do everything in my life? YES, Thank you, and Goodbye!


I love you too babe.

pr0 02-19-2002 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Dude, when I was in europe they have a thing called a "Turkish Toilet" imagine a floor length standup urinal that stretches onto the floor with a big hole to eliminate your offerings. To use it you kinda squat-stand and pray to god you have the trajectory to clear the back of your pants. A couple of bottles of wine or the occasional hash spliff can make the experience all the more enjoyable. Plus imagine the Subtle Slap sound of a large "Chocolate Shark" as it smacks wet porceline. "FWAP!"
Now thats creative writing.

kmanrox 02-19-2002 08:05 PM

ok, so basically, all we gotta do is lift our knees up as high as we can while sittin on the BradShaw... errrrr the shitcan and we can open up our anus tubes for optimized defagmented shitting pleasure??

awesome!!!!

im gonna go try now.... ttyl

^R3K^ 02-19-2002 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
The product comes from BOONE, NC.....

Trust me....the only thing thats good in BOONE is the weed.

I never got any good weed in boone.. it isnt to far from here.

but i did go to a public bathroom there once and it was really bad ;-)))

[Labret] 02-19-2002 08:40 PM

I can guarantee I will get drunk and fall and send shit flying everywhere.

Dreamman010 02-19-2002 09:29 PM

Ahh guys, if you're talking about poo, check this site:

http://www.cs.umd.edu/~dabe/Poopie.html

It's so real... I laughed my ass off on it

Note: it's hosted on an educational domain :thumbsup

DialerNET 02-20-2002 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
okay.. this disturbs me:

"Two-thirds of humanity
use the squatting position
to answer the call of nature."

...and the other third? :eek7

Haven't you seen the sites?
Here's a clue;
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".

*shudder*

Jason.

Direktor 02-20-2002 12:48 AM

This got to be a fucking joke. I like my toilets.

SykkBoy 02-20-2002 12:51 AM

I wonder if http://www.shitcity.com or http://www.scatbabes.com could upsell that badboy in their member's area? :)

gleem 02-20-2002 12:52 AM

Who the fuck would be caught dead with that thing in their bathroom?? Might as well use your frontlawn!

gleem 02-20-2002 12:55 AM

Oh, I missed the next page:

Quote:

Nature's Curtain allows Nature's Platform to be out of sight when not in use. The curtain attaches to the wall with self-adhesive VelcroŽ, so it can easily be laundered
http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/NP_03_3.jpg

yah, you can launder it because you'll be crapping and pissing all over the floor the first week, obviosly u need "natures curtain" to clean up the mess you will "naturally" make all over your floor.

dropped9 02-20-2002 12:57 AM

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
<br>
<img src="http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/NP_11_2.jpg">

adamm 02-20-2002 01:00 AM

I crap like that on all toilets,
its called advanced hovering

DarkJedi 08-08-2003 09:23 AM

:helpme

Gutterboy 08-08-2003 09:27 AM

:1orglaugh

loverboy 08-08-2003 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!!!!
<br>
<img src="http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/NP_11_2.jpg">

the king is on the throne

[Labret] 08-08-2003 09:28 AM

I miss Cheshire.







as much as I miss eating too many red pepper seeds and pissing out of my ass.

Honeyslut 09-03-2003 02:02 AM

Labret misses Cheshire

-=HOAX=- 09-03-2003 02:09 AM

:1orglaugh


Ok ok, you win...they're all whores...

Fatbat 09-03-2003 02:11 AM

Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun :1orglaugh

TheSaint 09-03-2003 07:25 AM

I lived in Hong Kong for a while and this was basically how all toilets were. You get used to it and its much more hygenic, to this day I still can't sit on a public toilet, yuck!

Recently I was back for a few weeks of work, and everything has changed. Western style toilets are everywhere, but the mall still had a choice of Chinese or Western toilets for the particular.

Danny_C 09-03-2003 08:36 AM

Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.

Danny_C 09-03-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Ok, so squatting helps prevent colon cancer how? I must have missed that part.
Ahh... nevermind. I see. http://www.naturesplatform.com/healt...te_disorde rs

Odie 09-03-2003 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Ok...and now upon closer inspection...you'd have to take your pants all the way off or simply piss all over them and the toilet seat...and to wipe you have practically stand up or wipe from back to front resulting kaka kernals hangin from yer balls...Fuck that thing I'll sacrifice 10 years of my life for a more relaxed and enjoyable crapping experience...that's some quality time..not to be fucked up with worrying about a straight colon...
OMG!! kaka kernels!!!! my x-'s dad called them "willnots" for will not come out!!! HAHAHAHAHa:1orglaugh

lickmymonster 09-03-2003 08:49 AM

colon cancer has no relationship to inadaquate evacuation of the bowels.

Lickmymonster ARRT
"radiation therapist"

Odie 09-03-2003 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fatbat
Seriously, this is no joke. In Thailand, and I'm sure a better part of Asia, this is how it's done. They claim 2/3rds of humans do it this way.

Dreamman, that's some funny shit < scuse the pun :1orglaugh

I have no problem with doing it this way, u don't get crabs...but, thos fuckers who were there b4 u don't know how to aim and piss all over where u stand and then u got piss all over your shoes..fucking shit stinks!!!

We only have the american toilet b/c half of us prolly can't squat that low and we're too damn lazy to sit that long...it's easier to sit...that way u can read the paper or a magazine

lickmymonster 09-03-2003 09:21 AM

http://www.naturesplatform.com/heal...state_disorders


Thats B.S. guys

Lickmymonster

LeeNoga 09-03-2003 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DialerNET
Haven't you seen the sites?
Here's a clue;
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me".
.

I thought it was, "Sit on my face and let me guess your weight".

I must not get out much :(


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