Red Lobster is going to get so owned this month
 

I just found out their shrimp fest is back. All you can eat shrimp for $17.99 CDN. I have been waiting all year. Last year me and my brother took down 300 shrimp each. I have been saving my appetite all year for these so am aiming for 500 this year. Heck, if they keep bringing 10 shrimp every 5 minutes by the time the 300 are in, the first 100 will be out the toilet. The challenge is on. I am now also accepting bids from Lobster Trap and other seafood restaurants eat there every day this festival is on.

Red Lobster is the McDonalds of the seafood world. But then again I'm spoiled living in FL.

Make sure you don't get all battered shrimp or you'll explode.

Shit.... Headless better not find out or Red Lobster will go out of business.... :)

I ponder we should have a gfy competition of who can eat the most shrimp there. They give you a bill at the end that tells you how many you ate. I'll try to find the one from last year

I remember when it was all you can eat crablegs

when I was in the Marines I eat 11 pounds one night at red lobster

that is if you count each plate was one pound

Fuck the shrimp..hold out for the crab legs

Damn, that's what I call a PERFECT body / set of tits.

Yah that's not bad but I doubt they lose as much on those. I just finished a couple sessions of those at the Manderin. Vinni Zuchini's has them every Friday now.

nice pic fletch

yeah i came home and my fiance said red lobster is going out of biz i said what he said well they have all you can eat shrimp for cheap lol and i plan to put them out of biz

Those are some nice cock roaches :winkwink:

holding what i would call perfect shrimps!

doesnt red lobsters shrimp suck

I prefer crab legs myself.

Hell no, they are amazing. I go for the garlic ones when it's all you can eat. No bread to fill you up. Also be sure to take the salad and rice they give you home instead of killing your appetite with it before the shrimp are ready.

For a change a few of us decided to go there for lunch. Bad move. The only thing enjoyable about the meal was getting the check and knowing my take was only $11. Rusty thumbtacks and cigarette butts would have been tastier.

Red Lobsters are gross, esp when you live on the coast and can get so much better food at a decent restaurants. I guess if you live inland, they aren't so bad?

Food is always better at it's source.

I ate dinner at someone's cattle farm once, and it was the best meat I'd ever had. It was freshly slaughtered that morning so it hadn't even been frozen.

Corn in the midwest from a decent farm is also amazing compared to the store bought stuff everywhere else in the country.

If you think red lobster shrimp are bad, you should try $13.99 all you can eat korean bbq shrimp.

I'd rather eat her.

By eat her I mean perform cunnilingus on her, not kill her and cook her and eat her. :2 cents:

That is very yummy :thumbsup

I live inland and wouldn't touch Red Lobster with a ten foot pole...

hehe ok then :) So it's not just me :)

Damn.. I'm confused now... Do I want to eat her.. or the lobsters :pimp

nice, i'll have to check out shrimp fest!

abso-fuckin-lutly!!!

Isn't the Gulf Coast one of the biggest suppliers of shrimp to the U.S.? The price probably just went wayyyyyyyy up!

It's not you at all.

The seafood in Vancouver is as good as it gets :thumbsup

This is my favorite thread of the day. :thumbsup

MMMMMMM shriiimmmpp!!!!! I prefer mine over red lobster anyday....but i would take advantage of this also...good luck :thumbsup

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eat steak, eat steak, eat a big 'ol steer

Not to sound like a dick/and or insensitive to those with weight issues - but Red Lobster will remain profitable, regardless - meanwhile those of which who can actually consume 300 pieces of shrimp, are well, yes getting an AMAZING deal. But in the end, are the one's truly getting owned, as is. Let alone with 300 additional shrimps.

that sounds good, i couldnt eat that many though. do they have grilled? i dont really like deep fried stuff.

i prefer the crab specials, i used to gorge myself, it was rather sad, but so damn tasty!

haha I was thinking the same thing

They'd better do the shrimpfest thing now before the prices of shrimp go up... I hear there's only one shimp boat left in Bayou Le Batre... I think it's named "Jenny"...