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Girl tugging at my heart..
Need some advice on what to do. There's this girl I really like and well I'm dying thinking of her. Stupid fucking hormones.. so what do you people suggest? And I'm not getting a goat.
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I fucked her.
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Fuck her, Boneprone did.
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if a goat cant fix it nothing will :2 cents:
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Bottom line... She is a slut. Is that a bad thing? She is a good girl to have around when you throw a party. You might want to find a few more like her. |
Nice pre-emptive goat strike.......how did you know that was going to be the answer?
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Well I suppose that's what I'm worrying about. I don't know if she's a slut/skank or not, they're usually good at hiding it. She doesn't seem like one, BLAH!!! Anyone know how to find out? And no, I'm not going to ask if she wants to fuck. :o)
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I hear she loves anal sex - ask her if ya can fuck her in da ass
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I feel your pain bro. A girl like you are describing is the last person I would like to fuck. :) |
*EG*
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I was going to fuck her, but she smelled like ball sweat, so I changed my mind.......
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Stop being such a bitch and talk her you god damn pansy!!!
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As always so many usefull advises on GFY. The best thing for you Nysus is to ask her out and tell her how you feel about her, and if she turns you down then tell her GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
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Nysus im gonna be nice and Hook You Up!
Heres What You Do....... Walk up to her and say, "hey baby.....lemme buy you a fish sandwich." shell be on her knees in no time bro trust me! your welcome and be carefull with this dont let it get out! |
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you could always try stalking her because a restrainer order is just another way of saying "I love you" and if that fails, the Brick Of Love will help http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/brick.gif just plunk her with that motherfucker and she'll have no choice but to fall madly in love with you (well, after you've taken her back to your place and tied her to the bed and forced her to praise Satan and listen to endless Micheal Bolton albums...hell, worked for me and my wife.... |
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get some duct tape and some ether, and call your boys over and have a surprise party at her house..... a bash you will never forget!
ps. call me, im a pro, i can assist |
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get her drunk
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next morning tell her to take the bangbus instead of the schoolbus and everything will be fine ;)
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here's what you do
stare at her ALOT follow her everywhere she goes - look away when she notices you call her house and talk dirty too her - but dont tell her who you are girls love this shit REALLY |
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i did that last week! i meant to hop on the SD Transit bus, and I got in the BoneProne bus, and well, let's say I've been shitting needles for days! |
yes and he'll end up in jail!
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Hey Matt why not just show her this thread I'm sure she would love the attention :1orglaugh
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