redshift, I really think the whole 'stalking' thing, if I may call it that, really is not a great idea... I mean... sure, I may be obsessed about her, but I'd rather be with her, than around her, and then in jail... :)

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Something I try to do when my dates try to get away from me...I take the wheels of their wheelchairs....or distract their seeing eye dogs with bacon....

You've been shitting needles for days? I really don't want to know? That almost sounds as bad as a dog shitting razorblades.. Did Boneprone force you to eat needles for some fetish of his??

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ok ok ok maybe thats not the best idea


here's what you do:

Just call her up talk to her!

whats the worst thing that can happen?

ROFL.. I missed your post before.. but that's pretty awesome.. Can you usually only get the blind ones?

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umm no... i was drugged up with GHB upon entrance, and the next thing I know, I wake up, and Party Goat and his dad (god rest his soul) were standing over me, and i tried to stand up and my knees buckled and i had the runs for 3 days str8, very painful, complete with entrails that looked like mangled spaghetti.

That's what I'm planning to do... going to call her tomorrow.. and ask her out.. I asked her if she wanted to do something again online... and she said sure .. so I'll ask her out on a date on phone.. little more personal .... and the worst thing that could happen is I could die.. but that's not much of a loss I suppose.

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That's pretty guesome kman.. maybe you should go see a doctor about that??

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Just call her.. be friendly ask if she wants to go for a dinner with you or maybe just a cup of coffee somewhere so it doenst sound like a DATE too much..


(and remember to tell her you bring the condoms hahah)

Perhaps if you had this chick tugging on your cock instead of your heart, we would not be having this conversation.

Christ! Give me her fucking number. I will hook it all up. I have a way with getting women to see things my way.

No problem getting a date but how to get them swallow damn it?

TOO easy.

EVERY girl swallows if you apply enough pressure to the back of her head while you are blowing your wad.