having a girlfriend is expensive
 

i'd almost forgotten how it all works... the wallet never seems to close for too long :)

yep thats how it works :(

oh yeah, and having one with expensive habits is a real ride for your wallet.

ya damn skippy

Where did you guys meet? :pimp

ugh oh....quiet has cooties!#!$#!@$

Trying having 3.

You gotta play it the other way around man :winkwink: :kisskiss

myself and my girlfriend have a joint credit card account...........last week she had her credit card stolen,but l havent reported it missing yet because whoever stole it is spending a lot less $$$$ than she was. :1orglaugh

You have it easy now, just wait until the GF becomes a Wife :upsidedow

OMG, that's classic!

have a boyfriend or two, they're cheaper and always think about sex

Heh heh :1orglaugh

touche´ :glugglug

It depends on the girl.

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hahahaha

fortunately i don't have a gf who is materialistic :) i've been poor the whole 3 years i've known her.

If your girlfriend is high-maintenance, then say goodbye to your budget. :1orglaugh

cheers quiet :glugglug

girlfirends are like hookers, only you dont always get what you pay for.




I've always though that is true, errrr hope my gf doesnt read here.

:Oh crap

Blood For Blood - Hanging On The Corner

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sorry ladies, but this is a mans thread.

So common-so cheap

bottoms up fellas

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fuckin truth

sheit nugga, my GF's cost $500 a month for payroll, they leave when i tell them, clean my house, make my bed, give me manicures and pedicures, fuck whenever i want and i dont have to please them, and they let me fuck other hoes.... i dont have to be happy around them, i dont even have to talk to them... when wanna go to a movie with someone and watch ppl fall over themselves lookin at my hoe, i bring her... when i wanna watch a movie solo, she stays home and cleans and i go....

500$ a month and you too, can put a GF on your payroll... it's like a Real Doll Especiale

cute :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh damn... lol

With 300 g's a month, u have more than a lot of people have to pamper her with, go sick bro :-)

I made the mistake of getting my girlfriend something from Tiffany's a year ago. Not a wise decision for my wallet.

Nice joke, not original though, LOL

My best man used that joke on my wedding night at the speech :thumbsup

Hahahaha! Real Doll Especiale!

I love it!

That is just hilarious. LMAO


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cheers man :glugglug

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Is a girl worth keeping if she really costs too much?

A $100/hour hooker would only cost you $16,800 per week to keep.

I hope you fucked her rump proper.

You should mention the location. In holland you can't buy a gf for 500 a month :pimp

and this is cheap? i like the idea of kman's 500/month girls who also clean, and do your personal maintenance.