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psili 03-11-2005 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass
I love the sig but how did you find out about my homo erotic monkey fetish?

When I was spanking it to the lingerie section in the Sears catalog as a kid, a breeze suddenly blew the pages to a Curious George doll and I just kept spanking. Until you mentioned it just now, I thought all people had those homo erotic monkey fetishes. *shrug* :upsidedow

blazin 03-11-2005 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF
wait till you pop a kid out of her...then the fun really begins. Your wallet will develop permanent deep creases on the fold points.

Too bloody true...

Her......... "Don't you want the best for our baby?"

Me......... "Not if it costs that much!"

psyko514 03-11-2005 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by psili
This is a sad, sad thread.

How insecure and inadequate are you people to "need" to spend money on another to keep them around? Yea, gifts are expensive, but if it takes diamonds and expensive dinners to maintain a relationship, that's pretty fucking pathetic.

It's worse than the "$200 jean" thread I saw the other day. Fuck man. Fucking sad.


For me, it's not a question of maintaining a relationship or keeping her around. It's a question of spoiling the fuck out of her.

Basic_man 03-11-2005 08:33 AM

I agree, sometimes its fuckin' cost alot more money then being alone !

sherie 03-11-2005 09:52 AM

Hmmm does she have her own money? Being me is expensive, but I can afford it. I don't expect anyone else to cough up the money for my designer wears, outings, travel etc.,. I prefer someone to keep up but not replace my spending habits with his cash....

phogirl69 04-22-2005 02:25 AM

Having a gf is expensive? I support my bf 90% He is VERY high maintenance.
.... I pay for all his daily food (he is picky too; will only eat seafood and salmon and vegetarian food, refuses to eat fast food, red meat, pork, etc...), I pay for all the bills in the house (electricity, cable tv and internet) , his oil change and tune-ups for his car, clothes, new lcd monitor for X-mas, vitamins (he is REALLY into vitamins, he takes them like 3x a day)

I also pay when we go to restaurants, and I pay for gas, his and mine!

Well, the thing is that when I met him he was unemployed. But he is looking for a job right now.... I am also teaching him to submit galleries so he can have some cash flow. As long as he can pay for his own damn food I'll be content...

It is only temporary until he can get up and running, but you guys aren't the only ones who have it bad...

woj 04-22-2005 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TORTOISE
myself and my girlfriend have a joint credit card account...........last week she had her credit card stolen,but l havent reported it missing yet because whoever stole it is spending a lot less $$$$ than she was. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoplifter 04-22-2005 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by phogirl69
Having a gf is expensive? I support my bf 90% He is VERY high maintenance.
.... I pay for all his daily food (he is picky too; will only eat seafood and salmon and vegetarian food, refuses to eat fast food, red meat, pork, etc...), I pay for all the bills in the house (electricity, cable tv and internet) , his oil change and tune-ups for his car, clothes, new lcd monitor for X-mas, vitamins (he is REALLY into vitamins, he takes them like 3x a day)

I also pay when we go to restaurants, and I pay for gas, his and mine!

And I bet he laughs his ass off every day....

Shoplifter 04-22-2005 02:32 AM

No offense...

:error

Huggles 04-22-2005 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hedonistic
sheit nugga, my GF's cost $500 a month for payroll, they leave when i tell them, clean my house, make my bed, give me manicures and pedicures, fuck whenever i want and i dont have to please them, and they let me fuck other hoes.... i dont have to be happy around them, i dont even have to talk to them... when wanna go to a movie with someone and watch ppl fall over themselves lookin at my hoe, i bring her... when i wanna watch a movie solo, she stays home and cleans and i go....

500$ a month and you too, can put a GF on your payroll... it's like a Real Doll Especiale



Yes, but if ANYONE with $500 can have her, her value becomes 0

phogirl69 04-22-2005 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Shoplifter
No offense...

:error

He couldn't work because he had a breakdown. I don't expect people who don't know me to understand my situation. Sometimes people need help, and it doesn't mean that they are laughing at someone who is giving them a hand. He just had some "issues" but whenever we got in a big fight and broke up and I bought up the money, he sold some of his old turntables and other equipment and paid me back right away and told me to never see him again after that.
So the point is that he paid me back right away when i was angry.

Oviously we got back together after that, but that proves right there that it's not about $.

Rui 04-22-2005 02:39 AM

here is a tip: if you really need to pay that much for a "girlfriend" better start looking for a real one...

Rui 04-22-2005 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by psili
This is a sad, sad thread.

How insecure and inadequate are you people to "need" to spend money on another to keep them around? Yea, gifts are expensive, but if it takes diamonds and expensive dinners to maintain a relationship, that's pretty fucking pathetic.

It's worse than the "$200 jean" thread I saw the other day. Fuck man. Fucking sad.

This man is rigth on the money... :thumbsup

Huggles 04-22-2005 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by psili
This is a sad, sad thread.

How insecure and inadequate are you people to "need" to spend money on another to keep them around? Yea, gifts are expensive, but if it takes diamonds and expensive dinners to maintain a relationship, that's pretty fucking pathetic.

It's worse than the "$200 jean" thread I saw the other day. Fuck man. Fucking sad.



Yeah, that's straight fucked up.

BlueDesignStudios 04-22-2005 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TORTOISE
myself and my girlfriend have a joint credit card account...........last week she had her credit card stolen,but l havent reported it missing yet because whoever stole it is spending a lot less $$$$ than she was. :1orglaugh

hahahhaa

sweet7 04-22-2005 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by TORTOISE
myself and my girlfriend have a joint credit card account...........last week she had her credit card stolen,but l havent reported it missing yet because whoever stole it is spending a lot less $$$$ than she was. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MacDaddyPlaya 04-22-2005 06:09 AM

Not as expensive as having an ex-wife

swedguy 04-22-2005 07:09 AM

You need self sufficient girls :)

naugthygUrL 04-22-2005 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jigg
have a boyfriend or two, they're cheaper and always think about sex

yeah right.. :thumbsup

blazin 04-22-2005 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by swedguy
You need self sufficient girls :)

They all claim to be 'self sufficient' & 'independent' and talk shit about they don't need no man.... but when shit hits the fan.. who do they turn to?

woj 04-22-2005 08:40 AM

100.........

hydro 04-22-2005 08:43 AM

Lol why let woman push you around with your finances? I have a pretty high maintance girlfriend and in the past 4 months ive only paid for our food 1 time and that was at starbucks for like $8. If you have to shell out $50 for her to eat and buy her gifts and shit every week then your doing something wrong. To her you'll just be another loser she can use for whatever she wants. Learn to use the word "no" with women and stick to it.

DarkJedi 04-22-2005 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet
i'd almost forgotten how it all works... the wallet never seems to close for too long :)

Still cheaper than a wife.

But yeah, much more expensive than a hooker.

simpleman 04-22-2005 09:25 AM

get a couple of colombian whores ...i got 2 its cheaper and no hassles...

Gottis 04-22-2005 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TORTOISE
myself and my girlfriend have a joint credit card account...........last week she had her credit card stolen,but l havent reported it missing yet because whoever stole it is spending a lot less $$$$ than she was. :1orglaugh

haha rofl

Holly 04-22-2005 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by hydro
If you have to shell out $50 for her to eat and buy her gifts and shit every week then your doing something wrong.

If you find a girl that only costs you $50 bucks a week to wine, dine, and buy gifts... then you better MARRY her. :1orglaugh

Honeyslut 04-22-2005 10:58 AM

Depends on the girl..

Honeyslut 04-22-2005 11:03 AM

Personally, I take the sex over draining a man of his money....

My hub is learning the hard way. He is already spending more money taking his gf out then he did on me ...

flirty 04-22-2005 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jigg
have a boyfriend or two, they're cheaper and always think about sex

may i agree on that? actually having a boyfriend is expensive as well. :disgust

runningbuffalo 04-22-2005 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet
i'd almost forgotten how it all works... the wallet never seems to close for too long :)

whats that old saying
can't live with can't live without but when she looks like this..
http://www.jvcontent.com/thumbs/alys...ingerie032.jpg


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