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pushpills 09-26-2004 03:07 AM

Well I got head from a prostitute tonight.
 
That was some funny shit.


We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late.



Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking.



Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience".


So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.



What a funny life it is!!! :winkwink:

integrated 09-26-2004 03:09 AM

kill yourself now

BrainDead 09-26-2004 03:10 AM

that sucks dude

MrJackMeHoff 09-26-2004 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
kill yourself now
:thumbsup

pushpills 09-26-2004 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
kill yourself now
nahhh. it was protected.


otherwise.....

Manowar 09-26-2004 03:16 AM

i bet you did cum.

pushpills 09-26-2004 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
i bet you did cum.

no way. more of a life experience.

uchase/webpry 09-26-2004 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.
... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?

Mike Okitch 09-26-2004 03:26 AM

Congratulations on being a whoremonger. Be proud

Groove 09-26-2004 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...
Sure, right, we believe you, honest we do :1orglaugh

pushpills 09-26-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Sure, right, we believe you, honest we do :1orglaugh

hard for me to cum with a condom to begin with...but witha condom/blowjob with a whore? pshhh.....

i just let her go for a few minutes...then left.




intersting experience.

Shoehorn! 09-26-2004 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?
:1orglaugh

Nicky 09-26-2004 04:04 AM

I would have flipped off that condom and throat fucked her :Graucho

Manowar 09-26-2004 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
Congratulations on being a whoremonger. Be proud
a prodigy of kmanrox ?

XXXdwarf 09-26-2004 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
That was some funny shit.


We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late.



Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking.



Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience".


So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.



What a funny life it is!!! :winkwink:

Are you proud of yourself now? :1orglaugh

Manowar 09-26-2004 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
I would have flipped off that condom and throat fucked her :Graucho
say hello to some STDs

Tricksy 09-26-2004 08:44 AM

happened one time to me! I just was sexually frustrated, went out to have sex with one barmen I already knew. we came to his place after he finished working, got naked and he didn't turn me on at all. After that I understand that can't have sex without any feelings...at least passion!

Sarah_Jayne 09-26-2004 08:45 AM

what an exciting night

Marcus Aurelius 09-26-2004 08:46 AM

whatever blows your hair back man.

bad_girl 09-26-2004 08:49 AM

thats definately something to brag about on a board.


:1orglaugh

BG

Monique Niccole 09-26-2004 08:56 AM

If you're going to have a blowjob, at least have the decency to not giggle through it like a schoolboy.

GatorB 09-26-2004 09:00 AM

You paid $50 NOT to come? Head with a condom? Sorry I'd rather have a handjob. And it probally would have cost half what you paid and you might have came.

GiantGnome 09-26-2004 09:02 AM

dork... sorry, idiots taken

jacked 09-26-2004 09:05 AM

wow go chop off your dick now who knows what STDs you got

almighty 09-26-2004 09:14 AM

what the fuck would someone pay $50 to get their dick sucked threw rubber man buy a fucking doll if thats what ya want :1orglaugh

hydro 09-26-2004 09:15 AM

lol why do people pay for sex (directly) :1orglaugh

GatorB 09-26-2004 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by hydro
lol why do people pay for sex (directly) :1orglaugh
When you want sex and can't get it. I've never been that desperate. Well unless you consider being married paying for sex.

Corleone 09-26-2004 09:18 AM

Good you used a condom

.:St Ides:. 09-26-2004 09:19 AM

You were a VIP at one of Chicago's best clubs and could not pick up a chick....

boobmaster 09-26-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills

So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.

The prostitute has AIDS, her gums were bleeding, and your condom had a hole in it.

Still laughing?

Manowar 09-26-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boobmaster
The prostitute has AIDS, her gums were bleeding, and your condom had a hole in it.

Still laughing?

spying on them ?

brizzad 09-26-2004 09:27 AM

why would you waste 50 bucks like that?

pussyluver 09-26-2004 09:28 AM

Waste of $50 :2 cents:

brand0n 09-26-2004 09:30 AM

why did you pay her if you didnt cum? fuck that.

boobmaster 09-26-2004 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
why did you pay her if you didnt cum? fuck that.
He's posting this on a public forum and wants to avoid getting flammed.

(1) She didn't us a condom.

(2) He came.

doober 09-26-2004 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills
no way. more of a life experience.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

doober 09-26-2004 09:41 AM

http://www.schardt.org/hoscouts/img/badges/honor.gif


Ps if you give a scouts honor salute then it would it be alot more
credible

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-26-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?
you know she was :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 09-26-2004 09:51 AM

http://porn-sex-list.com/pushpills.jpg

wdsguy 09-26-2004 10:53 AM

please kill yourself, we dont need you in the gene pool


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