"We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late."

We were getting rejected by everyone woman we looked at tonight. We stood outside of the Crobar because we wern't VIP tonight or any night. So it was getting late so I walked home.

"Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking."

I got home and checked my Match.com responses. They were all pretty fucking ugly but I was feeling rejected all night so I figure I'd settle for anything that would be wiling to settle for me.

"Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience"."

I do this at least 3 times a week. It's what I call my life with no experiences.

"So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time."

So I met her at the Jayhawk motel off of Halstead. She didn't have any condoms so I said, "Ah, Fuck it" and hit it rawdawg style. She had some sores on her lips...pussy lips. But I figured it was just a rash. What was pretty weird is that she was laughing the whole time after I took out my tally-whacker. She must have thought it was cute.

What a funny life it is!!!

What a pathetic life I live!!!

Otherwise you would kill yoruself because you didn't wear a condom? WTF?

I know more people who have caught STD from non-whores that from whores. Just because she sucks cock for money doesn't mean the last girl that did it for free does it less.

You should of cum.

:helpme What the fuck is that? Looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie MASK.

:1orglaugh

You sure "she" was really a she?

Tell the truth. You came while she was unwrapping the condom, so she knocked off 10 bucks and you both went home happy.

a lot of those prositutes are men. i thoroughly inspect the vagina before receiving head from a strange whore. especially the labia, always look at the labia. :2 cents:

fantastic :)

sarcasm

\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

The sarcasms of those critics who imagine our art to be a matter of inspiration. --Sir J. Reynolds.

Syn: Satire; irony; ridicule; taunt; gibe.

Source: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm

thanks for sharing!:winkwink:

50 whores

50 posts/50 bucks I shoulda spent on my girlfriend

how ironic

haha beat u

So...

:1orglaugh

no we were on the vip list but got there at 445, wouldnt let us in.

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