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SleazyDream 04-06-2004 05:49 PM

What is the WORST thing you have ever done?
 
defining moment for me was about 4-5 years ago.

I have always loved animals but we had a skunk problem here and it was getting scarry for my wife to even go out to her car in the morning on her way to work. One tried to spray her one morning and missed but got the car - it stank for weeks. So one day in the backyard I saw two young skunks and I shot one with my 22. The other one ran into the bushes and about 5 mins later came out to check on his dead buddy. I shot him too. Then it hit me, and i couldn't believe I had done that. I have never picked up a gun again. We had more skunks but I trapped every one after that and released them 15 miles away. Once we got the dog the skunks never came near our land again.

That day is still with me and I'm completely disgusted with myself for my actions that day. I felt completely unworthy to be on the planet for weeks after that and still do when i think about it.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Head 04-06-2004 05:50 PM

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zagi 04-06-2004 05:50 PM

Did you realize that after you started picking up their fleshy remains and strewn brains bits all over your backyard?

Elli 04-06-2004 05:50 PM

I really would rather not discuss it. But I'm feeling much better now! :eyecrazy

Jedimaster 04-06-2004 05:52 PM

I'll never tell

I won't even tell you the top 10 bad things i did:BangBang:

SleazyDream 04-06-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zagi
Did you realize that after you started picking up their fleshy remains and strewn brains bits all over your backyard?
no, i realized it after i shot the first one and the second one came out of the bushes into immediate danger to check on his buddy - it didn't hit me till i killed him though. those two skunks were teenagers and had been sceen around for a while - always together. The compassion that animal showed for his friend and the danger he faced to check on him tore me up inside.

I'll never hurt another animal again (cept for food, i still love meat)


probally could shoot a human though - esp those that piss me off lol

doober 04-06-2004 05:57 PM

I wont say cause I would have no clue where to start lol...
I did alot of fucked up shit in my youth.

On the other hand its nice to see your conscience come out and make you realize and feel like shit when you are doing something wrong.

After what you said I would consider you a true humanitarian sleazy

:thumbsup

Thomas1007 04-06-2004 05:57 PM

Growing up I went hunting a few times as a young man
at 15 I went deer hunting and was nervous as hell.
we got into the bush and waitied for hours then along comes these 2 deer. My Brothers friend whispers for me to take my shot.
I aimed ( hands were shaking ) and fired. Hit the deer thru the
side and it fell. My bro and freinds are all happy and rush in to
check the shot etc and I walked up to the animal also.
It was suffering, seems my nervous hands had shot it thru
the lungs and it was having major difficulty .
I felt so bad, ashamed I had done this for reason other than
to feel "Manly" and prove myself.
My brother finished the deer off and I went to
the truck and felt bad. Never have picked up a gun since and
dont ever plan on it .
:2 cents:

SleazyDream 04-06-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober

After what you said I would consider you a true humanitarian sleazy

:thumbsup

when i reflect back on what I did that day 'sadistic natzi' is more like it......

pimplink 04-06-2004 05:58 PM

Maybe it's when I was in college when I
ran away from home.
Can't remember the reason why.

doober 04-06-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


when i reflect back on what I did that day 'sadistic natzi' is more like it......

yes but my comment stems from the fact that you have grown from that experience into a conscious animal lover

mahoney 04-06-2004 06:03 PM

Once when I was 14 my friends and I shot a Hells Angel Biker with a paint Gun while driving on the Freeway. He flipped his bike around like Robo Cop and pulled out a bat and started swinging it over his head like Road Warrior as he chased us down the offramp. I pulled a couple of Dukes Of Hazzard Moves while causing about 3 accidents and then dissapeared during the mayhem. :BangBang: :BangBang:

fatal attraction 04-06-2004 06:05 PM

I've never done anything bad!! LOL

The Heron 04-06-2004 06:07 PM

Killing shit is certainly not the worst thing I've ever done, hell I love killing animals!

The worst thing I've ever done is dislocate my damn shoulder, now talk about pain in the ass! Actually now that I've had surgery even that doesn't bother me...

Fuckit, I'm happy with everything I've done.

chemicaleyes 04-06-2004 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
The other one ran into the bushes and about 5 mins later came out to check on his dead buddy. I shot him too.
:1orglaugh that just made me laugh for some reason :rasta

DrewKole 04-06-2004 06:17 PM

What exactly were you wearing that morning Sleazy...

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

A neighbor of yours reported seeing a large man in pink slippers running through her yard holding a gun, chasing 2 kids dressed up as pepe le pew

Herb Kornfield 04-06-2004 06:22 PM

Once placed an empty beer keg on train tracks to watch it explode and it got sucked into the train causing a delay of hours for the people on it.

There were cops everywhere in minutes. Me and my crew watched from a vantage point on a rooftop nearby.

And more sinister......

A freind of mine once tossed a lit zippo lighter into an factory buildng in the area.....fucking thing was loaded with clothes coming for the salvation army, it was their rejected donations

Burned down and took a few other buildings with it...

all over the news back in the day, I could see the fire from my house......my friend steve wouldnt come out for weeks afterwards in a total panic. ( the building was rebulit into really nice lofts afterwards)

8-Ball 04-06-2004 06:22 PM

I, won't say! :Graucho

evildick 04-06-2004 06:28 PM

Probably not the worst thing I did, but since you were sort of on the subject...

We use to hunt squirrels when I was a kid with our Crosman BB and pellet guns. (We had the pump action bb gun, the CO2 handguns and the CO2 semiautomatic that they made to look exactly like a real Uzi. (the good old days before they realized those weren't a good idea)

They weren't quite powerful enough to kill them with one shot so we would be down below the trees shooting at them for quite a while, really pumping them full of lead and brass. It got pretty gory at times, they'd have holes and pellets hahahahahaded all over their hahahaha by the end.

One time there was a group of 5 of us with a squirrel surrounded in a big tree. The squirrel tried to make a break out of the tree by running down to the ground and my friend hit it in the back with a garden hoe, killing it instantly, almost cutting it in half.

The neighbours were watching and contemplated calling the police. They never did. Years later when we were older he told us how he watched us that day and how he was sickened.

Ya, that was pretty bad.

:(

amacontent 04-06-2004 06:33 PM

Answered the phone when Erik from SOBE GIL called

DR_PHIL 04-06-2004 06:35 PM

12 transvestites and a german sheppard..thats all i can say

evildick 04-06-2004 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick

and the CO2 semiautomatic that they made to look exactly like a real Uzi. (the good old days before they realized those weren't a good idea)

:(

Ahh. The memories of old "squirrel killer".

http://www.muzzle.de/N2/CO2/Crosman_...sman_z_77.html

sumphatpimp 04-06-2004 06:42 PM

fried skunk recipe

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/getrecipe.zsp?id=75396



French Fried Skunk #75396
by Iowahorse (see my other recipes) posted on Nov 4, 2003
Not yet rated, be the first

Not for everyone, but good.

2 skunks, skinned and cleaned
1 tablespoon salt
water, to cover
2 cups bear fat or lard
2 egg yolks, beaten
3 cups milk or cream
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons baking powder
1. Clean and wash the skunks, making sure that the scent glands are removed.
2. Cut up into small serving pieces.
3. Put a soup kettle on the stove and add the meat.
4. Cover with cold water and bring to a boil over high heat.
5. Lower the heat and boil until the meat is tender, about 40 minutes.
6. Remove all the scum that rises to the surface.
7. Make a batter by mixing together the egg yolks, milk, flour, salt and baking powder.
8. Mix real good until the batter is about like cake batter.
9. Heat the bear fat or lard in a deep fryer to about 360 degrees.
10. Dip the pieces of skunk in the batter and then fry them in the deep fryer until golden brown.
11. Drain well and serve.

Find an error or typo? Edit this recipe

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3-4 servings change to: US Metric servings
1 hours 20 minutes 20 mins prep time 1 hours cook time

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Mr. Jim 04-06-2004 06:42 PM

Let OJ take the rap

Worldnet 04-06-2004 06:45 PM

Screwed over 500 hookers in korea.

Kard63 04-06-2004 06:46 PM

Shot a girl in the head one time..... the eye to be exact :winkwink:

baddog 04-06-2004 06:48 PM

do you mean the worst thing I was accused of, or convicted of?

SleazyDream 04-06-2004 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
What exactly were you wearing that morning Sleazy...

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

A neighbor of yours reported seeing a large man in pink slippers running through her yard holding a gun, chasing 2 kids dressed up as pepe le pew

MY SLIPPERS ARE NOT PINK - they are an orangish red like color.

SleazyDream 04-06-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
do you mean the worst thing I was accused of, or convicted of?
did

Rankings 04-06-2004 07:00 PM

this is any easy way to have a paper trail

evildick 04-06-2004 07:03 PM

Actually the worst thing I have ever done was making this picture.

http://sponsorhostedgalleries.com/justplainwrong.jpg

amacontent 04-06-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
do you mean the worst thing I was accused of, or convicted of?
Youre a good doggie, no one would ever convict you of anything

baddog 04-06-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


did

well, it looks like I got away with it

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/phoen...tel/z01942.jpg

whee 04-06-2004 07:13 PM

Writing silly stuff in your thread when I'm on .75/minute net dial-up on my Carribian/Mexico cruise.
My worst thing..... Ever... :helpme

mahoney 04-06-2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Once placed an empty beer keg on train tracks to watch it explode and it got sucked into the train causing a delay of hours for the people on it.

There were cops everywhere in minutes. Me and my crew watched from a vantage point on a rooftop nearby.

And more sinister......

A freind of mine once tossed a lit zippo lighter into an factory buildng in the area.....fucking thing was loaded with clothes coming for the salvation army, it was their rejected donations

Burned down and took a few other buildings with it...

all over the news back in the day, I could see the fire from my house......my friend steve wouldnt come out for weeks afterwards in a total panic. ( the building was rebulit into really nice lofts afterwards)

LOL Thats Pretty Good. However I think I got ya Beat. A friend of mine once took a Garden Hose and stuck it through the mail slot of this girls house he didn't like at 3am in the morning. The house was totally destroyed =Bad Times :helpme

spentrent 04-06-2004 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney


LOL Thats Pretty Good. However I think I got ya Beat. A friend of mine once took a Garden Hose and stuck it through the mail slot of this girls house he didn't like at 3am in the morning. The house was totally destroyed =Bad Times :helpme

Yeah that TOTALLY beats burning down the SALVATION FUCKING ARMY.

spentrent 04-06-2004 11:13 PM

When I was younger I took a BIG shit in my neighbor's treehouse... then I smeared it all over his dead hahahaha.

MistressLuna 04-06-2004 11:14 PM

I am perfect! Dont believe anything the FBI says.

Napolean 04-06-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spentrent
When I was younger I took a BIG shit in my neighbor's treehouse... then I smeared it all over his dead hahahaha.
dead?? cat, dog, body? fill in the blank here..

Illicit 04-06-2004 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Actually the worst thing I have ever done was making this picture.

http://sponsorhostedgalleries.com/justplainwrong.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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