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modelgigtalent 04-06-2004 11:18 PM

I would say that the worse thing that I ever did was this....
Back in 1990 I was seeing (fucking) two girls, one was 19 and one 17.
The 19 year old was living with me, the 17 year old was totally in love with me. I was so in lust with the 17 year old....
One night she spent the night, and I dont know how I did it, but somehow I convinced my live in girlfriend to let the other girl sleep in our bed. I slept in the middle. When my girlfriend fell asleep me and the other girl fucked. Twice. Very slooooow and quietly. It fucking rocked. But I felt like shit the next day.

nofx 04-06-2004 11:20 PM

just one of the many things i've done.

When I was younger and still living in Germany, across from the house that we lived in, there was a german middle school that had two dumpsters behind it.
the dumpsters were made out of hard plastic and one of them was full with paper. I threw a match in one of them and closed the lid thinking the match would go out. About 45 seconds later I saw smoking coming out of the sides of the dumpster so I decided to open it up and look. All the papers on the top were on fire and I was like fuck it and closed the lid again. A few seconds later the fire burned a hole in the top of the lid and the fire got really big.
I ran home and watched from my hahahahahaha. the german police(Polizei sp?) showed up, fire trucks and all. the whole dumpster burned down and melted the one next to it as well.

I was probably 11-12 years old at the time. Havent burned down anything else since. :thumbsup

exspamr 04-06-2004 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


no, i realized it after i shot the first one and the second one came out of the bushes into immediate danger to check on his buddy - it didn't hit me till i killed him though. those two skunks were teenagers and had been sceen around for a while - always together. The compassion that animal showed for his friend and the danger he faced to check on him tore me up inside.

I'll never hurt another animal again (cept for food, i still love meat)


probally could shoot a human though - esp those that piss me off lol

ouch, that had to be a shitty feeling


the worst thing i ever did? hmm... i told someone that i was glad that his grandfather died and that i hoped he got aids, and i meant every word of it... is that a big deal? im sure ive done worse but im exhausted and all neurons arent firing

Repetitive Monkey 04-06-2004 11:47 PM

From an external perspective, the worst thing I've ever done would be planting a fake bomb that brought in the military and all the major news outlets.

However from a personal perspective, the thing that I have regretted the most was probably the time an acquaintance lengthily tortured a frog for no reason and I didn't do anything to stop it (I was about 10 years old I think). Torturing someb<b></b>ody or something just to amuse yourself is nothing but pure evil. :mad:

Illicit 04-06-2004 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by modelgigtalent
I would say that the worse thing that I ever did was this....
Back in 1990 I was seeing (fucking) two girls, one was 19 and one 17.
The 19 year old was living with me, the 17 year old was totally in love with me. I was so in lust with the 17 year old....
One night she spent the night, and I dont know how I did it, but somehow I convinced my live in girlfriend to let the other girl sleep in our bed. I slept in the middle. When my girlfriend fell asleep me and the other girl fucked. Twice. Very slooooow and quietly. It fucking rocked. But I felt like shit the next day.

you make me proud :thumbsup


nice work.

realrail 04-06-2004 11:50 PM

This might not be the "worst" thing I've ever done, but I still feel horrible about it.

This January a really good friend of mine (lets call her Jenny) was having her 21st birthday party at her apartment. I've had a perma-crush on her since we've known each other in high school, but she won't have anything to do with me. We're "friends", really good ones, which is fine because she is cool as hell.

So at the party everyone gets good and smashed. Her best friend from childhood is in town (lets call her Kristen) and was giving me looks all night. Jenny leaves her apartment to go mack on her quasi-boyfriend. I, in all my wisdom, decided to have dirty nasty sex with Kristen in Jenny's bed. No condom. Came all over her sheets. Caused all her roommates to think I'm a sketchy bastard. General badness.

Things really haven't been the same since. Oh yea, I pissed on her bathroom floor, too.

mahoney 04-06-2004 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by spentrent


Yeah that TOTALLY beats burning down the SALVATION FUCKING ARMY.

yeah but to be fair this was a nice house the salvation army is a fucking shit hole

WarChild 04-06-2004 11:54 PM

I guess the worst thing I ever did was call Canada Customs and warn them about a certain Jolly webmaster with child pornography on his notebook. :1orglaugh

Not Working 04-07-2004 12:08 AM

HAS NO ONE ACTUALLY KILLED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING EITHER IN SELF DEFENSE OR ANGER?

BADDOG? WELL ?

graphicsbytia 04-07-2004 12:21 AM

The worst thing I've ever done is when I was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners. I had a demo at a widow's home, I'll never forget her name, it was Blossom Everts. She was on social security and didn't even have carpeting anywhere in the house.

I did my demonstration and talked with her quite a bit, she was a lonely old woman, we got a lot of those in that business. She was an easy sale. At first she said she couldn't afford the system, but I did what I always do and persisted. I got her payments down to something like $8.50 a month and got her to sign a contract.

The poor woman was so feeble that she couldn't even manage to put on the head of the cleaner, but she bought it anyway. I left that house feeling awful that I'd talked this poor old woman into something she clearly didn't need. That month I made more sales than anyone ever had in the history of the company in that state, and won a vacaction in Bermuda for the month's sales.

I never went back to visit Blossom, but thought of her often. This was about 30 yrs ago, so she's probably died by now, she was very old at the time, probably around 80.

I wish I could have put my competitive spirit aside just for that one day, it haunts me still

Mike-BP 04-07-2004 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by realrail
Oh yea, I pissed on her bathroom floor, too.
WTF?!? :1orglaugh

Keev 04-07-2004 12:26 AM

took rabbit shit and covered them in melted chocolate, once cooled and hardened, refilled a milk dud box and sold it to dickhead at school.

Fukeneh 04-07-2004 12:29 AM

i wasnt the one that shot at the preachers house, it wasnt ment for him, but rather his narc of a son anyways.

Repetitive Monkey 04-07-2004 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by graphicsbytia
The worst thing I've ever done is when I was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners. I had a demo at a widow's home, I'll never forget her name, it was Blossom Everts. She was on social security and didn't even have carpeting anywhere in the house.

I did my demonstration and talked with her quite a bit, she was a lonely old woman, we got a lot of those in that business. She was an easy sale. At first she said she couldn't afford the system, but I did what I always do and persisted. I got her payments down to something like $8.50 a month and got her to sign a contract.

The poor woman was so feeble that she couldn't even manage to put on the head of the cleaner, but she bought it anyway. I left that house feeling awful that I'd talked this poor old woman into something she clearly didn't need. That month I made more sales than anyone ever had in the history of the company in that state, and won a vacaction in Bermuda for the month's sales.

I never went back to visit Blossom, but thought of her often. This was about 30 yrs ago, so she's probably died by now, she was very old at the time, probably around 80.

I wish I could have put my competitive spirit aside just for that one day, it haunts me still

That would eat me up, I have a lot of compassion for old people. :(

When I see on the news that old people have been beaten up or scammed I want so badly to form a vigilante group and hunt these fuckers' skulls down. Want in? :winkwink:

graphicsbytia 04-07-2004 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
That would eat me up, I have a lot of compassion for old people. :(

When I see on the news that old people have been beaten up or scammed I want so badly to form a vigilante group and hunt these fuckers' skulls down. Want in? :winkwink:

I would, but doing something bad to the fuckers might make me feel guilty.. lol

Mr Exotic 04-07-2004 12:36 AM

Well there really isnt one certain instance that stands out in my mind, but when I was a kid me and my buddy went on little hunting outings, he had a pump action bb/pellet rifle, I had a semi automatic (9mm replica) CO2 pellet pistol. Anything that moved was game, we killed rabbits, ducks, squirrels, and way too many birds to even count, I know on one day we got a duck, a rabbit, and 7 birds. Also one time shot a squirrel and he started pissing everywhere, guess I shot his bladder out, at the time we were laughing so hard it hurt, so he was lucky and got away.

Now I look back on those days and it makes me sick, I could never do that again, but back then I have to admit it was good fun.

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eiht_98 04-07-2004 12:40 AM

I can't tell the worst thing I have ever done. I'd finish in jail.

exspamr 04-07-2004 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by graphicsbytia
The worst thing I've ever done is when I was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners. I had a demo at a widow's home, I'll never forget her name, it was Blossom Everts. She was on social security and didn't even have carpeting anywhere in the house.

I did my demonstration and talked with her quite a bit, she was a lonely old woman, we got a lot of those in that business. She was an easy sale. At first she said she couldn't afford the system, but I did what I always do and persisted. I got her payments down to something like $8.50 a month and got her to sign a contract.

The poor woman was so feeble that she couldn't even manage to put on the head of the cleaner, but she bought it anyway. I left that house feeling awful that I'd talked this poor old woman into something she clearly didn't need. That month I made more sales than anyone ever had in the history of the company in that state, and won a vacaction in Bermuda for the month's sales.

I never went back to visit Blossom, but thought of her often. This was about 30 yrs ago, so she's probably died by now, she was very old at the time, probably around 80.

I wish I could have put my competitive spirit aside just for that one day, it haunts me still

hahaha you scumbag! how much did you knock off your commission for her? anything? i went through kirby training right after highschool, the whole operation is super shady... i ended up quitting before i ever went on a sales call... they try to brainwash people.... shitty place, warren buffet the liberal socialist should be ashamed of himself for the business practices of that company

exspamr 04-07-2004 12:57 AM

oh yeah heres one: in highschool gym class we would run laps ever day around the gym and i knocked this kid into the wall during laps and he pissed himself so i did it for the rest of the week and he pissed himself a few more times... pretty bad, but still probably not my worst

graphicsbytia 04-07-2004 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by exspamr


hahaha you scumbag! how much did you knock off your commission for her? anything? i went through kirby training right after highschool, the whole operation is super shady... i ended up quitting before i ever went on a sales call... they try to brainwash people.... shitty place, warren buffet the liberal socialist should be ashamed of himself for the business practices of that company

I think I gave her $50 off in trade for her old vacuum. I don't know why you say it's shady though, as far as I could see everything was on the up and up.. I even went into a franchise with my boss in another city after that. I gave it up because I got burned out, it doesn't take long to get that way after working at hard sales like that.

reynold 04-07-2004 03:10 AM

When I took away my dad's car.

Brujah 04-07-2004 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Hmm. Click Reply.

AbulletAway 04-07-2004 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
defining moment for me was about 4-5 years ago.

I have always loved animals but we had a skunk problem here and it was getting scarry for my wife to even go out to her car in the morning on her way to work. One tried to spray her one morning and missed but got the car - it stank for weeks. So one day in the backyard I saw two young skunks and I shot one with my 22. The other one ran into the bushes and about 5 mins later came out to check on his dead buddy. I shot him too. Then it hit me, and i couldn't believe I had done that. I have never picked up a gun again. We had more skunks but I trapped every one after that and released them 15 miles away. Once we got the dog the skunks never came near our land again.

That day is still with me and I'm completely disgusted with myself for my actions that day. I felt completely unworthy to be on the planet for weeks after that and still do when i think about it.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?


Sorry sleazy. That is sad. But you learned something from it and that's a good thing. There are people who do the same thing every day and never learn a thing from it. They have not the depth or the compassion to even understand what they're doing.

I've done much worse though and though I'd never tell anyone the worst thing I've done. But, one of the many things I have done that I can talk about still haunts me.

I was 24 at the time. I had been studying Hap-Ki-Do for years but never tested for anything higher than a yellow belt because at the time in my line of work being a registered black belt was a liability.

I was at a bar with my girlfriend at the time and some other friends. I was playing some pinball game they had there. When I went back to my seat at the bar some dude was in my chair and my girlfriend was asking him to move. He was arguing with her and by the time I approached it was very heated. He stood up, slapped her and said, "I said fuck off bitch!"

I lost it. The dude was huge! Bigger than me and I'm pretty big. I hit him square in the nose and it just exploded with blood. He didn't even really budge. He started to swing on me and I dodged it, kicked his knee out and he dropped. I kept kicking him even after he fell. I was in a rage. Security grabbed me and tried to pull me off of him.

The cops were called, took a report and dude was taken to the hospital. He tried to have me arrested over the next few months and when that didn't work he sued me. As it turns out he's crippled for life and needs a Cane to walk now and will always need one. When I hit him the first time and broke his nose the pressure caused some kind of hemorrhage in one of his eyes and is partially blind in that eye now. While I was kicking him I broke several ribs.

The guy was total dickhead and as it turns out had a long record of violence. But it doesn't change the fact that I know this guy to this day is crippled and will never be the same because I lost my temper. He'll never be able to run and play with his kids if he ever has any. His life is changed forever because of me.

I've been in many fights since then, (was a bouncer for a while) and I've never lost it since then. I don't care if two dickheads want to fight or if someone wants to kick my ass. But he hit my girl, she was such a good person, a real sweetheart and I just went insane when I saw him hit her. I think about that guy all the time and it was all over a bar stool.

Mishi 04-07-2004 03:57 AM

About five years ago, I started a fight with another girl at a party for no reason at all. I had always been a "nice" person and I was getting sick of it. I just wanted to see if I could be a jerk, and evidently I could.

What's worse is I eventually manipulated her into thinking the whole thing was her fault, so there was no actual cat fight - just this poor, dumb, drunk chick wondering how she'd managed to piss me off and feeling grateful that I'd forgiven her.

At the time it was kind of liberating to know I could be an asshole...but it's stayed with me, and ultimately I don't like who I was that night. I guess I needed to get it out of my system, but I don't want to do that again, ever.

Ar3s 04-07-2004 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by fatal attraction
I've never done anything bad!! LOL

LOL


I think the ugly was eat pussy.... :S yuck :(

AWW - Kevin 04-07-2004 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I'll never hurt another animal again (cept for food, i still love meat)

probally could shoot a human though - esp those that piss me off lol

now that's good to know
:glugglug


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