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what's the first thing you do in the moring?
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic? |
I normally scatch, piss and shower then check stats and email :)
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Generally I jerk off. It allows me to think with a clear head the rest of the day.
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Coffee
Stats and mail Poop |
afilliate stas first thing and last thing before bed.
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Put on the pc and make some coffee while starting up :thumbsup
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And don't forget we're not only webmasters, but also computer addicts :Graucho |
Wake up
turn the alarm off turn all the lights lol *have to or I won't stay up* open the blinds get my son out of bed make coffee for hubby when he wakes feed my son take a shower then turn my pc on but I can't sit down just yet lol feed and get the two other kids dressed wake hubby up so he can take our eldest child to the bus stop tidy up a bit now i can finally sit down and enjoy some nice oj :thumbsup |
Peel my eyes open,
piss, tea & cereal, piss & or shit, then comp for hours... |
Check email
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did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?
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Refresh
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Brush my teeth
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Well no really... |
Turn on the stereo...
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take a pee
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Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. |
so is it safe to say, that most webmasters like to pee?
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This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started. My answer is the same in all of them....
wank piss put coffee on stats drink coffee work gfy |
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Stats,Email,breakfast
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at least i know i'm somewhere close. :thumbsup |
Have a coffee and Cig:thumbsup
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take a leak
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Turn off my alarm clock
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straight to the comps for me. gotta check those stats and get everything ready for a new day
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Mr. Belvadere tickles me awake with a feather and serves me my breakfast in bed while I scan all 52 plasma screens across my gold plated wall to get up to the minute news on how much dolphin is trading for in Osaka.
Then Mr. Belvadere puts me in my elevator and takes me to my work compound contructed under my estate. He carries me because I pay him to do it, plus he likes it. |
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And to answer your question, fire up the PC, piss, make coffee, eat, shower, check stats and email |
Tinkle
Feed the dogs Take the dogs out Either eat breakfast or start breakfast Check email and while it's downloading, check stats and then the boards. :) |
Tease one out.
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piss it, pull it, park it at the pc...
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take a piss...
check my eMail and icq messages... eat... shower... then post on GFY... work.... post some more on GFY... work some more... then go to sleep... oh yeah! maybe go out a bit between those.. |
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i turn on the computers, let them boot up while i eat my french toast the maid has waiting for my 5pm wakeup time.... then i get to work...
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