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BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:08 AM

what's the first thing you do in the moring?
 
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

dantheman 01-19-2004 07:09 AM

I normally scatch, piss and shower then check stats and email :)

JamesK 01-19-2004 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List

is that pathetic?

No, we're webmasters, it's our fucking job.

shermo 01-19-2004 07:12 AM

Generally I jerk off. It allows me to think with a clear head the rest of the day.

BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard


No, we're webmasters, it's our fucking job.

well, just our job. not our life.. right?

dennisthemenace 01-19-2004 07:14 AM

Coffee
Stats and mail
Poop

icu33774 01-19-2004 07:14 AM

afilliate stas first thing and last thing before bed.

Roald 01-19-2004 07:15 AM

Put on the pc and make some coffee while starting up :thumbsup

JamesK 01-19-2004 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List


well, just our job. not our life.. right?

Well, stats = money. It's not wrong to think about money all day. Watching your stats all day long is normal too, for webmasters.

And don't forget we're not only webmasters, but also computer addicts :Graucho

pink_in_the_middle 01-19-2004 07:16 AM

Wake up
turn the alarm off
turn all the lights lol *have to or I won't stay up* open the blinds
get my son out of bed
make coffee for hubby when he wakes
feed my son
take a shower
then turn my pc on but I can't sit down just yet lol
feed and get the two other kids dressed
wake hubby up so he can take our eldest child to the bus stop
tidy up a bit
now i can finally sit down and enjoy some nice oj :thumbsup

Scott McD 01-19-2004 07:17 AM

Peel my eyes open,
piss,
tea & cereal,
piss & or shit,
then comp for hours...

Mike-BP 01-19-2004 07:20 AM

Check email

Head 01-19-2004 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

I roll out on to a chair and fire up my pc. I check my icq, email and i put up some posts; like this one. Sometimes i have a wank (it wakes me up!)

BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:22 AM

did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

adamneve 01-19-2004 07:25 AM

Refresh

michel 01-19-2004 07:26 AM

Brush my teeth

Head 01-19-2004 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?
No but since you mentioned it; moring was the incorrect word.

Scott McD 01-19-2004 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?
Yes.




















Well no really...

Death From Above 01-19-2004 07:27 AM

Turn on the stereo...

johnbosh 01-19-2004 07:29 AM

take a pee

bopha 01-19-2004 07:29 AM

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:32 AM

so is it safe to say, that most webmasters like to pee?

CDSmith 01-19-2004 07:32 AM

This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started. My answer is the same in all of them....

wank
piss
put coffee on
email
stats
drink coffee
work
gfy

BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started.
only 10? i was hoping i'd be at least the 50th.

Spunky 01-19-2004 07:40 AM

Stats,Email,breakfast

CDSmith 01-19-2004 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
only 10? i was hoping i'd be at least the 50th.
When I say "about 10", that means there is a +/- variance of about 50 :D

Bex 01-19-2004 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bopha
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

:1orglaugh Classic!

BIG Movie List 01-19-2004 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
When I say "about 10", that means there is a +/- variance of about 50 :D
well thanks for the info.
at least i know i'm somewhere close. :thumbsup

Lykos 01-19-2004 09:49 AM

Have a coffee and Cig:thumbsup

Krille 01-19-2004 09:51 AM

take a leak

Sosa 01-19-2004 09:52 AM

Turn off my alarm clock

myjah 01-19-2004 09:52 AM

straight to the comps for me. gotta check those stats and get everything ready for a new day

Shok 01-19-2004 09:56 AM

Mr. Belvadere tickles me awake with a feather and serves me my breakfast in bed while I scan all 52 plasma screens across my gold plated wall to get up to the minute news on how much dolphin is trading for in Osaka.

Then Mr. Belvadere puts me in my elevator and takes me to my work compound contructed under my estate. He carries me because I pay him to do it, plus he likes it.

Gunni 01-19-2004 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?
No, resarech sohw taht if the frist and lsat letter in a wrod are in the rihgt palce msot poelpe can raed it

And to answer your question, fire up the PC, piss, make coffee, eat, shower, check stats and email

Peaches 01-19-2004 10:02 AM

Tinkle
Feed the dogs
Take the dogs out
Either eat breakfast or start breakfast
Check email and while it's downloading, check stats and then the boards. :)

Chris E 01-19-2004 10:03 AM

Tease one out.

mpulse 01-19-2004 03:55 PM

piss it, pull it, park it at the pc...

skrog 01-19-2004 03:58 PM

take a piss...

check my eMail and icq messages...

eat...

shower...

then post on GFY...

work....

post some more on GFY...

work some more...

then go to sleep...

oh yeah! maybe go out a bit between those..

frank7799 01-19-2004 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

First of all having a blowjob, than coffee and at last the statistics:helpme

kmanrox 01-19-2004 04:05 PM

i turn on the computers, let them boot up while i eat my french toast the maid has waiting for my 5pm wakeup time.... then i get to work...


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