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ytcracker 01-13-2004 01:42 PM

my dick curves to the left
 
it is true

Juicy D. Links 01-13-2004 01:43 PM

Pics?

Johny Traffic 01-13-2004 01:43 PM

when hard or soft?

brand0n 01-13-2004 01:43 PM

ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.

Doctor Dre 01-13-2004 01:44 PM

Ure fucked up man ! Go see a Doctor

SmutGiant 01-13-2004 01:44 PM

so does mine...

Scott McD 01-13-2004 01:46 PM

Ditto...

PenisFace 01-13-2004 01:46 PM

Mine curves to the left too... Oh well, it gets the job done.

sumphatpimp 01-13-2004 01:47 PM

that means you jerk off right handed

the more it curves the more you .................

timboss 01-13-2004 01:47 PM

mine slightly to the right...this thread may start to turn gay

nofx 01-13-2004 01:47 PM

I only have one testicle.

ytcracker 01-13-2004 01:48 PM

i took a pic with my phone

i wont post it unless the ladies sign off

its not > yet but its getting there

sumphatpimp 01-13-2004 01:49 PM

http://www.the-penis.com/images/t10.jpeg

Head 01-13-2004 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
so does mine...

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-13-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.
It may be fucked up to look at, but i bet it hits the g-spot everytime :Graucho

ldinternet 01-13-2004 01:58 PM

sounds like you suffer from "boomerang cock".

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 02:00 PM

IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

ytcracker 01-13-2004 02:02 PM

if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil

Jman69 01-13-2004 02:05 PM

A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.

ytcracker 01-13-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jman69
A curved dick is a result of an injury and scarring has actually pulled the dick out of place.
cool thanks that should help my street credit

these guys jumped me and bent my cack
oh the horror

loverboy 01-13-2004 02:08 PM

any fractured bones? you need to have it x-rayed. :thumbsup

foolio 01-13-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
if i like jerk it with my left hand can i counteract the bend

i will pretend like im fighting the forces of evil

lol - I am not even going to go there......

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 02:10 PM

IF YOU NORMALLY JERK TO THE LEFT TRY HANGING TO THE RIGHT OR JERRKING TO THE RIGHT. AND SAME FOR RIGHT JERKERS..


I THINK ILL CALL IT
R J'S = RIGHT JERKERS
L J'S = LEFT JERKERS
R H'S = RIGHT HANGERS
L H'S =LEFT HANGERS
OR R H R J = RIGHT HANG AND JERK
OR L H L J = LEFT HANG AND JERK

THEN THERES THE OTHER GUYS = N. O .R .M. A .L

mikeeee 01-13-2004 02:10 PM

It's perfectly OK to be retarted. No one will judge you here.

ytcracker 01-13-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio


lol - I am not even going to go there......

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

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timboss 01-13-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )

wow quite the expert

:thumbsup

loverboy 01-13-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio

try this - get 2 popsicle sticks - and tape them to your dick to try to straighten it out.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ATL_Ryan 01-13-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )


Why are you yelling at everyone. Are you WISEMAN's sister or something. Lay off the caps lock BIATCH


:321GFY

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 02:17 PM

. my opologies ...but you know its al true ..correct?
this isnt my usual name . I have been posting for awhile . but cant say who . : )

Jman69 01-13-2004 02:17 PM

This girl was riding me fucking hard, bouncing so high and my dick came out and that hurt like a motherfucker, no damage done but scared for about a week to let her go ontop.

timboss 01-13-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.the-penis.com/images/t10.jpeg
so who else is gonna post pics of their cock now ?

Matt M 01-13-2004 02:45 PM

and the moral to this story is:

It is good to be ambidextrous!! :Graucho

johnbosh 01-13-2004 02:47 PM

mine too

sweandy 01-13-2004 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
that means you jerk off right handed

the more it curves the more you .................

:thumbsup

MrIzzz 01-13-2004 02:52 PM

http://www.cofe.ru/Garden/Images/animals/cock.jpg

my cock is to the right

SFBU 01-13-2004 02:54 PM

Mine is too short to curve.:(

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 05:15 PM

uh ohhh .. I said that the curve condition was not seroius just the way its used and treated. but............


There are basically two conditions that may cause severe curvature of the penis, lead investigator Dr. Tom F. Lue of the University of California in San Francisco to Reuters Health. One is congenital curvature of the penis, which means that a man is born with the condition, and the other is due to scarring or fibrous thickening of the wall of the penis and is called Peyronie's disease.
surgery called "the 16-dot plication technique."

This involves 'tucking' the longer side with sutures just under the skin, much like an accordian

The main advantage is that "it is not necessary to separate the nerve, blood vessel or urethra from the wall the penis, as is often done in other types of surgeries done to straighten a curved penis." These types of surgeries are quite invasive and run a higher risk of more severe side effects such as numbness, incomplete straightness and impotence.

could be called Peyronie's disease might want to get checked if your worried..

KRL 01-13-2004 05:20 PM

Mines a little to the left. That pic is extreme. Most girls I've been with said its great cause it hits their G-Spot perfectly if you angle your position upward.

:Graucho

almighty 01-13-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker


cool thanks that should help my street credit

these guys jumped me and bent my cack
oh the horror

:1orglaugh

SetTheWorldonFire 01-13-2004 05:24 PM

limp bizkit


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