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SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
limp bizkit
Its not a limp problem its a crooked problem .
Crooked Bizkit

Holly 01-13-2004 05:27 PM
If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.

PrivateIvy 01-13-2004 05:28 PM
If it's any consolation, any guy I was ever with "of size" had the "curve to the left" ......me and my girlfriends used to use that as a general rule for size when talking about a guy.

Curve to the left is a good thing:)

Ivy

Ross 01-13-2004 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by brand0n
ever see those guys with the dick that curves up? now thats some fucked up shit if u ask me.
Apparently thats the best dick to have to fuck a chick. Achieves a much better orgasm.......

bhutocracy 01-13-2004 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )
HAHAHA.. you're so full of shit.. i can't believe these idiots are lapping it up, around a third of all guys have a bend one way or the other and it's got nothing to do with jerking off, it's genetic.

Ross 01-13-2004 05:31 PM
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Originally posted by Holly
If this thread doesn't make in the top ten on Adult Beat tomorrow, I'm formally protesting.
HAHA me too!!!

bhutocracy 01-13-2004 05:33 PM
I can't stop laughing hahaha... curves caused by jerking off hahah.... man.. 90% of males would have extreme curves to the right because almost everyone is right handed and everyone jerks off lol....

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 05:36 PM
I posted my opinion and personal experience .. I work in the medical feild and have heard lots of stories and seen lots .. but if the male was not that was as a child or does not have pyrione's diseas it is due to pulling that direction in clothing or jerking off .

Centurion 01-13-2004 05:42 PM
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Originally posted by nofx
I only have one testicle.
Odd ball! :)

Centurion 01-13-2004 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
IM A GIRL IVE SEEN LOTS .. AND MOST GUYS CURVE OR HANG TO ONE SIDE OR THE OTHER. MOST REASONS ARE BECAUSE EITHER THEY USE ONE HAND TO JERK OFF MORE THAN THE OTHER. ALSO A FACTOR IS WICH WAY YOU SITUATE IT IN YOUR CLOTHES LIKE SOME GUYS HANG IT TO THE LEFT IN THIER JEANS BUT JERK OFF TO THE RIGHT SO THIERS IS STRIAGHT . BUT SOME USE LEFT HAND AND HANG IT TO THE LEFT. THUS CURVING TO THE LEFT .. AND SAME AS RIGHT CURVED . ALSO THINGS TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW MUCH YOU STROKE . JUST TOP HALF PULLED TO THE RIGHT OR LEFT WILL GIVE MORE PROMINENT CURVE...


SO THAT MEANS YOU NEED TO FIND A LADY THAT NEEDS THAT ANGLE : )) LIKE ME I PREFER IT TO BE CURVED TO THE RIGHT. : )
It is AMAZING how the amount of mis-information gets around!
The above is patently un-true!
Men are BORN this way. There is actually a medical term for this condition..but it doesn't have anything to do with jackin off!

Good grief!:1orglaugh

SomeCreep 01-13-2004 05:44 PM
50 cocks curving left :glugglug

SEXYBIATCH 01-13-2004 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
uh ohhh .. I said that the curve condition was not seroius just the way its used and treated. but............


There are basically two conditions that may cause severe curvature of the penis, lead investigator Dr. Tom F. Lue of the University of California in San Francisco to Reuters Health. One is congenital curvature of the penis, which means that a man is born with the condition, and the other is due to scarring or fibrous thickening of the wall of the penis and is called Peyronie's disease.
surgery called "the 16-dot plication technique."

This involves 'tucking' the longer side with sutures just under the skin, much like an accordian

The main advantage is that "it is not necessary to separate the nerve, blood vessel or urethra from the wall the penis, as is often done in other types of surgeries done to straighten a curved penis." These types of surgeries are quite invasive and run a higher risk of more severe side effects such as numbness, incomplete straightness and impotence.

could be called Peyronie's disease might want to get checked if your worried..
UMM DID ANYONE SEE THIS PART ... DUHHH

Ironhorse 01-13-2004 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by bhutocracy
I can't stop laughing hahaha... curves caused by jerking off hahah.... man.. 90% of males would have extreme curves to the right because almost everyone is right handed and everyone jerks off lol....
However, this is very true. It really depends on your 'methodology'. Obviously if you are circumsized your chance for curvature is less because of the different 'technique' used :Graucho

Centurion 01-13-2004 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by bhutocracy
I can't stop laughing hahaha... curves caused by jerking off hahah.... man.. 90% of males would have extreme curves to the right because almost everyone is right handed and everyone jerks off lol....
I know..I honestly didn't think people would be so gullible, especially in the adult biz! I thought they would be much more "educated" about the male penis.

bhutocracy 01-13-2004 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH
I posted my opinion and personal experience ..
you opinion isn't worth the electrons it's printed on in this topic I'm afraid.. All i can think is you're just having a bit of fun scaring the kiddies here or something. Peyronie's disease affects about 1% of the population and usually between 45 and 60 years old.

basically all curvature described by posters in this thread is either genetics or the normal growth of penile tissue where both sides don't always develop at the same rate causing slight curves.

Basic rudimentary commonsense rules out masturbation

bhutocracy 01-13-2004 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Centurion


I know..I honestly didn't think people would be so gullible, especially in the adult biz! I thought they would be much more "educated" about the male penis.
doesn't surprise me i think the average age here is probably 22, and not very educated abbout anything. most people can't even be bothered reading posts more that a few paragraphs before they ask for cliff notes.

almighty 01-13-2004 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by SEXYBIATCH

UMM DID ANYONE SEE THIS PART ... DUHHH
please find the time to remove your shift and caps lock keys http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/withstupid.gif

bhutocracy 01-13-2004 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by Ironhorse


However, this is very true. It really depends on your 'methodology'. Obviously if you are circumsized your chance for curvature is less because of the different 'technique' used :Graucho
oh of course there would be variences but there would be a very, very clear majority hanging to the right. Not only that it would get worse with age the more you masturbated lol..

JDog 01-13-2004 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by Ironhorse


However, this is very true. It really depends on your 'methodology'. Obviously if you are circumsized your chance for curvature is less because of the different 'technique' used :Graucho
How do you figure circumsized has less chances? I would think it would be the oppisite!

jDoG

timboss 01-13-2004 06:04 PM
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Originally posted by Centurion


It is AMAZING how the amount of mis-information gets around!
The above is patently un-true!
Men are BORN this way. There is actually a medical term for this condition..but it doesn't have anything to do with jackin off!

Good grief!:1orglaugh
penis erectus leftus

Centurion 01-13-2004 06:06 PM
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Originally posted by timboss


penis erectus leftus
:1orglaugh

Failed to add that those with this "condition" are also going blind!

Ironhorse 01-13-2004 06:13 PM
Well we are all penis surgeons, of course, I for myself had my penis fractured a while back, and believe me I did ALOT OF RESEARCH and I talked to alot of different doctors about the subject, you can laugh all you want...:2 cents:

Edit: Thankfully there is minimal curvature left, and things are almost back to normal thankfully

Odin88 01-13-2004 06:17 PM
The proper medical term is ?Peyronie?s disease? - I run a penis enlargement/health site. Not all cases are a result of this disease though.

SCJason 01-13-2004 06:26 PM
If your cock turns left , is it hard to hit the pussy "right ?"

Ash@phpFX 01-13-2004 09:21 PM
why am i in this thread? :helpme

macker 01-13-2004 10:44 PM
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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
http://www.the-penis.com/images/t10.jpeg
lol, there is always one isn't there?

Skincitymodels 01-13-2004 10:44 PM
get it really hard then walk up to the door and slam it shut in the door......... then take the popsicle sticks and splint it the way it should be. mine is a banana dick it curves up.......ladies love it for the g spot effect.. well not a huge banana..... kinda like an unripe green one.......or those really small bananas you see in the specialty stores . lol

Babagirls 01-13-2004 11:13 PM
i heard from a few girls that have had the best sex ever with "curved" dicks.......hopefully you have heard the same :)

Vitasoy 01-13-2004 11:16 PM
heh thanks for letting us know... :thumbsup


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