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buddyjuf 11-02-2003 12:34 AM

what would you do with 5000$?
 
if you guys had 5grand right now, and didnt plan on doing anything with it for a good year, how and where would you invest it in?

I would appreciate serious answers :thumbsup


thanx guys! (I hope you are enjoying your saturday night)

ZoiNk 11-02-2003 12:36 AM

Buy a small lot of refurbished monitors, pdas or printers for $1000-2000 and resell on ebay. Put the rest on tax liens.
ZoiNk

Murderous 11-02-2003 12:36 AM

I would take first class flight to NYC and back... Just to get out of the house. Sorta like russian ruolette, ya know?

PM2 11-02-2003 12:37 AM

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...XMSR&C1=0&C2=1

Chaldoray 11-02-2003 12:37 AM

Stocks.

Giorgio_Xo 11-02-2003 12:39 AM

Buy a shitload of put options for Acacia.

:thumbsup

PM2 11-02-2003 12:39 AM

Number of Years to 1 Million Users
Comparative Products and Services


DVD Players 1 Year, 9 Months
XM SATELLITE RADIO 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHS
Compact Disc Players 2 Years, 4 Months
MP3 Players 2 Years, 4 Months
Radio 3 Years, 3 Months
Television 3 Years, 4 Months
Digital Video Recorders (DVR) 4 Years, 5 Months
Video Cassette Recorders (VCR) 4 Years, 10 Months
Online Subscription Services 9 Years, 6 Months
Cable Television 12 Years
Satellite Television 12 Years

JDog 11-02-2003 12:41 AM

Buy a shit load of these shirts! :Graucho

jDoG

buddyjuf 11-02-2003 12:41 AM

wow...

Furious_Male 11-02-2003 12:42 AM

For just 1 year.. Assuming its just some extra cash I would add to an existing stock portfolio. Maybe use it on a few stocks that seemed to risky before.

Tala 11-02-2003 12:43 AM

Shit, my bills would be paid and I'd be sending my husband to Germany for the summer to immerse himself in the language. It'll help with his 2nd major: German.

If I HAD to invest it, I'd go looking for the best mutual funds in terms of track record. Get a GOOD financial advisor to help with this, and diversify among slow growth/low risk, medium growth/risk, high yield/high risk funds. That should start you out nicely, and the interst from them can be re-invested every year to help your porfolio grow, thus earning you more money for the long-term. :thumbsup

buddyjuf 11-02-2003 12:43 AM

thanx for all the options so far ppl!
please keep em commin! :thumbsup

PM2 11-02-2003 12:54 AM

Mutual funds are for Pussies. If you're young you should be taking educated risks. Find a product or service you think has great potential for exponential growth and invest in those companies. Do not let some dumb dick fund mangager convince you it is great to get a 13% return.

MetaMan 11-02-2003 12:57 AM

1 big shipment of crack, have black guys sell it to other black guys.

take that profit money and buy guns, then sell guns to the black guys who buy the crack.

u have now walked away with profit and ur links are gone. so easy.

Tala 11-02-2003 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PM2
Mutual funds are for Pussies. If you're young you should be taking educated risks. Find a product or service you think has great potential for exponential growth and invest in those companies. Do not let some dumb dick fund mangager convince you it is great to get a 13% return.
I said think longterm. If you've got the money to throw away on gambling, go do it, 'cause that's what you're doing in day trades. That shit changes every damn day, whereas mutual funds are more steady in their growth.

And if you don't want some dumb dick telling you that 13% is a great return, then don't hire one. Educate yourself and go do your own trading.

zombie 11-02-2003 01:11 AM

head down to AC and play nickel slots

sm00ty 11-02-2003 01:20 AM

limited edition elvis plates

liquidmoe 11-02-2003 01:21 AM

XM is looking pretty sweet. When I found out about it through a friend it was early this year, if an investment was made that looks like an easy 5x-8x growth. Of course that requires foresight and all of that plus some luck. But still it is nice to see companies. :thumbsup

PM2 11-02-2003 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
XM is looking pretty sweet. Of course that requires foresight and all of that plus some luck.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...highlight=xmsr

Triple 6 11-02-2003 01:28 AM

smoke it

Hindsight 11-02-2003 01:32 AM

Buy presents for family and friends... might initially sound like a shitty idea. But they're your family and friends.. so fuck it.

chowda 11-02-2003 01:45 AM

before i go to bed. ill post here

a fridge full of champgne

a trip to nyc to buy all the shit i can get

a trip to europe to enjoy the shit

gin 11-02-2003 02:00 AM

i'd put a bar in my house and stock my fridge with oe

the Shemp 11-02-2003 02:46 AM

you know a few years ago this thread was called "what would you do with a million $$"

chronic avenger 11-02-2003 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
1 big shipment of crack, have black guys sell it to other black guys.

take that profit money and buy guns, then sell guns to the black guys who buy the crack.

u have now walked away with profit and ur links are gone. so easy.

white guys sell crack too!

Bigjohn 11-02-2003 02:50 AM

Get 5000 one dollar bills and stand in the center of a mall trying to pass them out like pamphlets until the little men in white coats showed up to take me away. :uhoh

Poo-Chee 11-02-2003 03:19 AM

I would invest it in stocks. (around 3-4k)
And I would buy weed :)

Reak 11-02-2003 04:32 AM

Put $2500 on my Bank Account & Invest $2500 in Stocks

fletcher 11-02-2003 04:35 AM

FUCCCCCKKK. I had 1,000 shares until earlier this year...should've held onto those :( That's nuts.

who 11-02-2003 04:51 AM

If I had $5000, I'd call someone that cares.

Libertine 11-02-2003 05:31 AM

I'd add it to my savings account.

fris 11-02-2003 05:46 AM

jail bait realdoll

Murderous 11-02-2003 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigjohn
Get 5000 one dollar bills and stand in the center of a mall trying to pass them out like pamphlets until the little men in white coats showed up to take me away. :uhoh
Yeah, but most white guys would piss before pulling the trigger... thus the links would still be there.

Not a very well thought out plan.

BRISK 11-02-2003 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murderous

Yeah, but most white guys would piss before pulling the trigger... thus the links would still be there.

Not a very well thought out plan.

That made no sense

arg 11-02-2003 06:00 AM

First if I had any credit card debt, I'd pay that off. If I thought I might have some ongoing CC debt over the next year, I'd probably keep the money in an interest-bearing checking account so I could easily pay off CC debt in the future. (Even though the interest rate is probably around 1%).

If that's not an issue, then I'd look for a no-load index fund with an expense ratio under 0.35%. If you're only investing for a year, you've got to make sure you're not going to be zapped for a 3% commission when you buy or sell the fund. (Front end or back end fees.) The fees aren't as significant if you plan to hold the investment for a few years, but for one year that's a big percentage of your expected gain.

WiredGuy 11-02-2003 06:01 AM

Probably just re-invest it into the business or other investments.
WG

lakeview 11-02-2003 06:09 AM

I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

Seb From Holland 11-02-2003 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

That's $5250! :1orglaugh

Ross 11-02-2003 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland


That's $5250! :1orglaugh

HAHAHA

mrthumbs 11-02-2003 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lakeview
I have that amount and decided to put it into my first paysite.
This is how I'm breaking down my spending:

$2,500 in new content, mostly video
$1,500 to hire a lawyer to go through my site and make sure my site is ok to launch and my documents are in order.
$750 visa fee
$500 for traffic to test it on a soft launch before I really push it.

I designed it myself to save money.

Hope I'm making the right decision long term

:1orglaugh

oh boy


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